Volume 1: Pretty Girl Falls in Love with a Tramp.

Volume 2: The little widow red apricot comes out of the wall.

Above the nine heavens, Yue Laochao leaned against the root of the wall, and only after tiptoeing to finish writing the booklet in his hand did he breathe a sigh of relief. He is in charge of the marriage of all living beings in the mortal world, although he can't take care of everything, but the good stories that have been praised by people over the years are all arranged by him.

As soon as he put down the booklet in his hand, Chao Jiu heard someone knocking on his door frame outside the door, so he took a big step and a small step, looked at the place where he could put his feet on the ground, opened the door, and saw several young palace ladies standing at the door, some carrying wine, some with jewelry, looking at him with a smile.

Chao Jiao glanced at it, and immediately understood, stroked his beard and made a profound appearance and said: "The old man is only in charge of mortal marriages, and in the fairy county, the old man does not dare to guarantee it." ”

One of the palace ladies put the jewelry at the door of the court, and said with a smile: "Yue Lao Xianguan, the marriage line is better than not having a chance, whether it is successful or not, we are willing to give it a try." ”

Chao Jie's eyes quietly glanced at the gift placed on the ground, and he was upright, and said in a solemn voice: "Helping others is also a merit, it's just that, who makes the old man soft-hearted." ”

While talking, Chao Jie skillfully took out a tattered notebook from his arms, opened it, held the pen that had been dipped in ink in advance in his hand, and said to a few: "Everyone line up, don't compete, say one by one, who do you want to tie the marriage line on." ”

Na Najiu's extroverted personality hurriedly said: "I like the god of Yu, I want to marry the god of Yu." ”

Chao Jiu quickly wrote down the pen in his hand, and said: "He is a little dead-eyed, I'm afraid he won't like you." ”

"It's okay." Gong E, who took the wine, was still full of yearning, "I like him, even if we only have a dew marriage, I am willing." ”

He shook his head, "Next." ”

The other hurriedly stepped forward, looking a little embarrassed, and whispered, "I, I like the Immortal Emperor." ”

Chao Jiao's hand holding the pen trembled, and he exclaimed in a low voice: "You are bold." Just about to stop writing and refuse that Gong E, his eyes looked at the gold and silver in Gong E's hand, and he silently swallowed the words back, and wrote down two strokes in the notebook.

"Next."

The last voice was delicate, with a little charming, and slapped the handkerchief in his hand on Chaojiao's body, and giggled: "Finally arrived." ”

Chao Jiao shook the goosebumps on his body, and asked directly: "Anyway, the West God Monarch is still the Star Leader, which one of them?" ”

"Oops~" The charming Gong E was said by this, and directly covered her face with a handkerchief, and she was a little embarrassed.

Chao Jie said indifferently: "No matter who it is, but it doesn't hurt to say it." ”

The charming Gong E laughed dryly, and replied shyly: "People want both~"

The pen in Chao Jie's hand trembled, took a good look at the palace, and then quickly wrote down this request on the paper, and the inspiration in his mind was already bursting, and he imagined many shocking worldly episodes.

sent away a few palace laves, and after a while, a few more male immortal officials came, all of whom treated each other with "courtesy" and had a profound conversation.

After the yard was cleaned up again, among the gifts that Chao Jiao accepted, the valuable ones were moved to the house and hidden, and the worthless ones were temporarily placed in the yard under the eaves, in short, even if it was a piece of chicken feathers, he was never willing to throw it away.

In fact, despite this, Chaojiao is still the poorest immortal official in the entire Immortal County, just because the dark power of the world is difficult to provoke, there are always a few guys who like black and eat black.

At the beginning, when he received a gift, he was discovered by the Northern Shenjun, who copied his courtyard without saying a word, and ransacked the front and back of his house, and even packed up the jade plate he bought from his own pocket in the mortal world when he ascended. So Chao Jiao became poorer than poor, and even later when he went down to the mortal world to find the god Yuzhi, he was so depressed that he lived in a shack with a dog.

This is really detrimental to the image and face of his old immortal official.

So, Chao Jie whispered in private, taking the beautiful marriage of the Western God Jun Liao Zhen and Huayun Xianguan as an example, he built a bridge in it, and some of the letters that were believed to be true Xiao Gong'e Xiaoxian Guan believed that he came with gifts, and Chao Jiu was afraid that someone would not succeed in marriage to find him to calculate, so he would tell others in a serious and righteous manner that he could not be the master of the immortals, whether he succeeded or not, it depended on the will of God.

Obviously, this method also worked very well, and it didn't take long for the gifts given to him to fill the yard with almost no place to go.

Due to the arrangement of a few marriages that he thought were good, Yue Lao Chaojiao also locked the doors and windows, and deliberately went down to the mortal world, sat in the temple and listened to the thoughts of the infatuated men and women, so he wrote down the names and surnames of the believers in the notebook he carried, and then prepared to draw a red line for him on the marriage tree.

What is Bian Ancheng, Miss Wang, who sells tofu, wants to see Xiao Wu, the guy of the dart game, the two of them have held three children in five years, and the husband and wife are affectionate and loving, and they grow old together.

Sometimes when the mood is not cheerful and sentimental, I also wrote about a general's woman Wang Yanwei, who wants to fall in love with the short-lived little deputy general next to her father in this life, and the two of them are separated by yin and yang, and they are melancholy all their lives. After writing, Chao Jiao felt that he was kind in his heart, so he made another note in the notebook, and let the two people and Meimei in the next life be regarded as compensation.

Of course, Chao Jie also wrote that an eighteen-year-old girl married an eighty-year-old man, or a man from a certain family went to someone else's daughter-in-law's bed, and there were all kinds of stories, even Chao Jie admired his erudition and inspiration, just ask the nine heavens in the Six Realms, which can orchestrate so many tricks like him.

After returning to Xianjun after traveling in the mortal world, Chao Jiao Meizi opened the door, thinking that he should take a good look at his gold and silver jewelry first, but as soon as the door opened, he stepped in towards Jiao, and then retreated, thinking that he must have entered the wrong courtyard.

Retreating to the door, he looked at the plaque on the door, and repeated it several times to make sure that it was his place, so he trembled his hands again and opened the door again.

Standing at the door, Chao Jiu looked at the empty yard, and found that the glance he had just entered was not an illusion, and now in his yard, except for the marriage tree with red threads intertwined like mist, there was nothing else, and the most excessive thing was that even the aquatic plants that grew in his water tank were uprooted and cleaned.

Chao Jiu's brain exploded all of a sudden, and he hurriedly ran to the place where the silver was hidden in the house to see, opened the cabinet, and found that Mo said that the silver, that is, the box where the silver was placed, had been moved, and it seemed that the person who did this thing was blatant, for fear of burying his reputation, so in his empty room, he left a jar of good pear blossoms, as if to comfort his fragile heart.

Drinking pear blossom white, Chao Jiu cried and cried, I wanted to sue the Immortal Emperor in front of him, but after thinking about it, the Immortal Emperor investigated this matter, maybe not to mention the silver money, even the pear blossom white in his hand was difficult to keep, so Chao Jiu could only knock out the front teeth and swallow it in his stomach, and his heart was more sad than the widow who had seven dead husbands written in his notebook.

When he was sad, the familiar knock sounded, and a certain immortal official stood outside the door, and asked politely, "Is the old immortal official there?" ”

When Chao Jiu heard this, he stood up from the ground, wiped his tears, straightened his wrinkled clothes, and calmly went out. ”

As soon as he heard this, the little immortal official hesitated, thought for a long time, and said, "Then disturb the immortal official." ”

As soon as Chao Jie saw that the duck in his hand was about to fly, he hurriedly said: "Maybe it's also useful, you see the Divine Monarch of Yu, as well as the Divine Monarch of Liao, the Hundred Flowers Immortal Official, I have played a role in it." ”

Xiao Xianguan sighed, seemed to see a lot, and sighed: "From several gods, Xiao Xian also realized that emotional matters are still good for both lovers, and the twisted melon is not sweet." ”

Chao Jie heard that things were not good, and persuaded again: "There is a saying in this world that you can have love after a long time, if you are soft-hearted and hesitate, then the melon will be twisted away by others." ”

The little immortal official hesitated for a moment, and finally shook his head and saluted to the court, "I'm bothering the immortal official, I still decided to impress her with my sincerity." With that, he turned around and walked out of the courtyard of Chaojiao.

Seeing that the superb shark yarn was getting farther and farther away from him, Chao Jie felt sad for a while, returned to the house and sighed for a long time, and continued to drink the remaining half of the jar of pear blossom white, who knew that just after swallowing a mouthful, the door was knocked again.

Chao Jiao went out with the notebook, opened the door, and saw that it was the Zhangxing official standing at the door, looked at the empty yard, and then looked into the house, and saw Chao Jiao's sad face, and also understood the current situation, so he comforted: "Look open." ”

Chao Jiu knew that the star official was shrewd, not as easy to fool as other little immortals, and when he saw that the other party's words were friendly and comforting, he put away his notebook and asked, "Immortal official, is there something wrong?" ”

"There's one thing." The star officer said, carrying the things in his hand to Chao Jie, "When the West God Monarch raided the house, he accidentally took away the aquatic plants in your tank, but after verification, this aquatic grass is not a bribe you received, it is unmanaged all year round, and it grows on its own, so I will return this aquatic grass to you." ”

Chao Jiao looked at the aquatic weeds, and the original croissant beard was also pulled down like this aquatic weed.

The star officer was puzzled, and asked Chaojiao: "Do you like to wear silk and satin?" ”

Chao Jiao shook his head and pulled the crumpled clothes on his body, "There are thousands of silk and satin, and none of them are more comfortable than mine." ”

The star officer asked again, "Do you love good food and wine?" ”

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, which the old man has seen through when he went through the calamities."

The star officer said again: "Then you love beauties and pavilions?" ”

Chao Jiu's face flushed, "The old man is very upright, but he can't talk nonsense, as for the place where he lives, there are four walls, and one tile is just that." ”

"Then, why did the immortal official work so hard to accept bribes and was raided several times?"

Chao Jie was stunned by this question, repeated it in his heart, and asked himself again.

"yes, why should I?"

Seeing Chao Jiu's eyes in a daze, the star officer smiled helplessly, put a lump of water grass in his hand, turned around and left, leaving Chao Jiu standing alone in front of the door, muttering to himself, "Yes?" Why? ”

After thinking about it for a long time, Chao Jie looked at the red threads intertwined on the marriage tree, forming clouds like smoke and mist, and suddenly realized, thinking that maybe it was to make his story more colorful.