Chapter 82: Help! Who's going to catch the pervert!!
This matter has been depressed for a day, and Yuyu's "kiss" in the morning made his bones itch when he thought about it, he couldn't think about it, and he couldn't sit still when he thought about it. But it echoed in his mind over and over again, so that he never had a peaceful life this day!
At night, Yuyu added fuel to the fire again, and during the day, he was worried that he would be screaming at whom, and sure enough, let him call his brother! I'm really depressed!
Shen Yu confidently taught Yuyu: "Can you change your temper that you know who is talking to whom?" Look at who you know? Lao Zhao's old smoking gun, his fingers are yellowed, and he wears a pair of shoes in the summer without changing them, can you still play chess with him? Why didn't I smoke you! ”
"And that Xiao Xu, who looks like a bitter gourd, don't you look disgusting with acne on his face? They're bullying you! Are you really lacking in heart? Are they just kidding you? They all put you on the table, and you're still laughing! I don't know how to clean you up! With your little body, who do you say you can beat? Did you say you were stupid and wronged you? ”
Fish Fish: ...... You're such a talent! The fat aunt of the neighborhood committee doesn't have your mouth broken!
Shen Yu said more and more: "It's eighteen for the New Year!" You can have a snack! Give you a piece of bread and you can take it, you say you're sentimental! There is no one on the mouth of the door, and you dare to say anything! If you want to call your brother, you will call ......"
Yuyu's face was expressionless: "Dear, you missed the intersection." ”
Shen Yu: "! "I missed it!
Yuyu: "Brother, is there no refrigerator?" "I don't know which Wang Ba Lizi coerced and lured people to call him brother five minutes ago, and swore that there would be a refrigerator if he called!
Shen Yu: ......
Yuyu: "Sister Zhao said that you got back the plaster I had attached to my wrist, when will you give it to me?" Change it every three days, and tomorrow morning I should change to a new one. "Look! Your wrists are still green! I don't know which king and calf pulled it!
Shen Yu: ...... Shen Yu concentrated on driving, so he almost wrote "Do not disturb the driver" on his face.
Yuyu snorted coldly, rolled his eyes and ignored it.
Shen Yu looked at the fish from the rearview mirror one by one, coughed strategically, and finally stayed up to the small street near the courtyard, and there was something to talk about: "What are we eating?" ”
Yuyu: "It's what you eat." ”
Shen Yu: "What do I eat?" ”
Yuyu: "Eat ......".
Shen Yu knew at a glance that she must have no good words, and a chocolate ball blocked her mouth, "I drove back and forth for eight hours to get it back, is it worth a meal?" ”
Yuyu puffed out his cheeks and blinked his eyes, the chocolate must have been flown in, the nearest airport was in the provincial capital, and eight hours round trip was the fastest speed.
Yuyu: "I still have some leftover dumplings at home, let's deal with them!" ”
Shen Yu: "I have to find someone to buy a refrigerator tomorrow." ”
Yuyu: "The fresh lilies that my uncle brought me, you can cook some lily porridge." ”
Shen Yu: "Tomorrow, I will urge that two more boxes of chocolates will be delivered as soon as next week, and you can also order hazelnut jam fillings." ”
Yuyu: "Turn right in front and stop at the entrance of the night market, there is a lo-mei shop, the braised dried bean curd is delicious, and there should be fresh edamame now." ”
Shen Yu: "It's not interesting to eat alone. ”
Yuyu: "...... I like, too, a little hungry. ”
Shen Yu: "Then let's eat dumplings, lily porridge, braised dried beans and edamame." "The stress of our two words is very obvious.
Yuyu: "...... Yes. ”
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Shen Yu's car was parked in a particularly secret place near the courtyard, Yuyu sneaked into it with a few lunch boxes, and instructed him: "Hurry up, walk quickly, go through the small alley in front, don't take the big road, you have a back door, right?" Pull strings! ”
Shen Yu gritted his teeth: "Didn't you give money to buy things?" What are you doing sneaky? ”
Yuyu lowered his body and avoided the neighborhoods who came out to enjoy the coolness, and the car entered the shadows and flowers of the Shen family's mansion on Yuqing Street before he straightened up, "If you have to eat, you can eat!" What so much nonsense! ”
Shen Yu pointed to the small box in the back seat: "Eight hours!" ”
Yuyu had no choice but to compromise: "Okay, hurry, the dumplings won't be crispy when they're cold." ”
The car drove in from the side door of the Shen family's small cross-courtyard, and directly entered the small courtyard where Shen Yu lived, the small courtyard on a summer night was sparse with flowers and trees, green bamboo, rockery and flowing water, dark fragrance was moving, Yuyu remembered that the bamboo forest was so clean that there was not even a single fallen leaf, a little hesitant, she was going to step into it, Shen Yu wouldn't spray her whole body with disinfectant, right?
Shen Yu had already gotten out of the car with his lunch box, and found that Yuyu hadn't come down, so he turned to the co-pilot and opened the car door for her: "What are you rubbing?" If you are not active in eating, is there really something wrong with your brain? ”
Fish Fish: ...... You're a pig! Hit a rake you are the best!
Yuyu didn't hesitate, if Shen Yu dared to disinfect her...... Damn! What the hell!
Before the fish legs could stretch out, they were slammed into the car by a huge hot hairy man!
Then I was pressed on the chair and licked my head, and my hair was wet almost instantly! Yuyu listened to the excited panting sound in his ears, and suddenly remembered that Shen Yu's family had something worse than him!
She said she seemed to have forgotten something! Forget about his depressed dog! Wrong! What the hell is a dog! This is the head bear! Still crazy bears! When you meet, you have to crush her into a big pie! What kind of iniquity has been created!
In fact, from the time the big dog pounced to Shen Yu pulling it out and kicking it to the root of the wall, it would take more than ten seconds at most, but Yuyu would lick it into a newborn calf in more than ten seconds! His hair was wet and sticking to his head, staring at a pair of innocent big eyes and a small face was pale, and he sat there in a daze, pitiful and funny.
Shen Yu thought that the child was frightened, so he dragged her out of the car and held her head to check it carefully, except for washing her head with saliva, she didn't even leave a tooth mark.
Shen Yu: "Yuyu, do you know me?" Say, you speak! ”
Yuyu: The sky and the earth are full of gods and Buddhas! What have I done?! I know that it is not good to get involved with Shen Yu and his dog! Why don't I have a long memory!
Shen Yu held Yuyu's little head as if she was holding a crystal ball, and stroked her wet hair with a newborn puppy, "Yuyu, Yuyu!" Don't be afraid! I can't be scared by touching my hair, I am scared by touching my ears for a while, and I am ...... by touching my heart."
The hand was just about to touch the heart of the fish, and was slapped down, the fish pushed away the neurosis, and intuitively walked to the west of the ear room, more than ten meters behind her, the big dog jumped up violently, his eyes were glowing green, and he stared at the fish like two small light bulbs, and he was eager to pounce again.
Shen Yu turned his head and glared at it, and the big dog whimpered in fright and took a step back, but he still stared at the fish tightly, ready to find an opportunity to pounce at any time!
Shen Yu pointed at it warningly, and hurriedly went to chase Yuyu: "Yuyu, you speak!" Why are you going to tell me? ”
Yuyu: If I could open my mouth, I would have scolded you two all upside down! You try to let a dog lick the wet on the face, and the mouth can open the mouth! What kind of people have what dogs! It's all so lacking!