Chapter 23: Cut a Good Stewed Elbow (Ask for Subscription)
"I ......"
Zhan Bo just raised his hand, his eyes flashed, and he seemed to want to follow.
"You're not allowed to go!"
Everyone shouted in unison, and the light in Zhanbo's eyes suddenly froze.
"Zhan Bo, you wait for us here, we will be back soon, obedient, go back and buy you candy to eat."
After Yifei coughed dryly, he touched Zhanbo's head with a smile.
Zhanbo: "......"
"Alright, let's go, I can't wait."
Yifei excitedly took the lead and walked out the door.
"I don't know which leg the doctor will choose to amputate Ziqiao?"
Teacher Zeng raised his eyebrows cheaply, and deliberately accentuated the word leg.
The implications can be imagined.
Yumo, Yoyo, and Mika couldn't help but blush, but the crooked smile on the corner of their mouths betrayed them.
Yang San, Guan Gu, Yifei, and Teacher Zeng looked at each other meaningfully and smiled.
For a while, everyone left Zhanbo and rushed to the orthopedic department again with a strange smile.
Zhanbo: "......"
The ward that was still noisy just now was the only one left in an instant, Zhan Bo opened his mouth, his left hand hung down weakly, and he looked at the half-hung bottle of glucose with disgust for the first time.
[If you drink it, the effect will be different? 】
A strange thought suddenly popped up in Zhanbo's mind, and his eyes became more and more weird when he looked at glucose.
“12138……”
As soon as the nurse who went and returned entered the door, she was startled by Zhanbo.
Have you ever seen someone staring at a jar of glucose with an anxious expression?
[It's a pervert! ] 】
The nurse lady instantly put a bold red label warning on Zhanbo.
"What's the matter?" Zhanbo asked suspiciously.
Miss Nurse subconsciously tightened the medical record folder in her hand, "You... Your report... The report came out, no... Nothing is a problem, it can be out... Discharged. ”
As soon as she finished speaking, the nurse turned around and ran, not wanting to stay for a moment, as if Zhanbo would pounce in the next second.
Zhanbo: "......"
Zhanbo looked at the needle in his hand speechlessly, can this be pulled out? What if it's bloody?
Fortunately, Zhanbo didn't have a chance to try it.
The nurse came back again, took out the needle for Zhanbo without saying a word, and then immediately turned around and left.
Swift and rough!
Zhanbo:"-_-#"
After rubbing the painful needle, Zhanbo immediately changed his clothes and ran to the orthopedic department.
……
At this time, next to a ward in the orthopedic department of the hospital, Yang San and his group gathered together excitedly.
Ziqiao's ward happened to be in the corner, which should have been specially arranged by Ziqiao's ex-girlfriend, and the nearest person was also ten meters away.
In this way, Yang San opened a one-meter-square perspective magic on the wall.
They could see and hear Ziqiao outside, but Ziqiao couldn't find them.
"Zhanbo, why don't you come yet, help~life~ah~~"
I saw Ziqiao sitting on the ground leaning on the hospital bed, motionless, looking helplessly ahead.
"Get out of the way, get out of my way."
Yifei excitedly squeezed Teacher Zeng away and occupied the most advantageous position.
"What are you doing sitting there? And no one tied him up, so why didn't he run? Guan Gu asked suspiciously.
"It should have been anesthetic, didn't you notice that Ziqiao basically hasn't touched from the beginning to the present."
Seeing that Ziqiao was not amputated, Youyou breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and turned to watch Ziqiao struggle in a panic with everyone excitedly.
"It seems that Ziqiao's ex-girlfriend doctor just wants to make Ziqiao whole, no wonder even the ward is so biased." Yu Mo laughed.
"He deserves it, if it were me, I would amputate Lu Ziqiao's third leg and let him go out to harm the women of the good family."
Mika snorted viciously, her face full of relief.
"No, I have to go in, how can I let Ziqiao sit on the ground alone."
Teacher Zeng suddenly turned around and looked around, as if he was looking for something?
"What are you going to do?" Guan Gu asked suspiciously.
"Find a white coat, you say, if I wear a white coat and go in with a saw, what will Ziqiao's expression be?"
Teacher Zeng raised his eyebrows cheaply, and a pair of small eyes looked around.
"Do you mean that?"
Yang San's dull voice suddenly sounded.
Everyone turned their heads suspiciously, only to see that Yang San had changed into a white coat at some point, and was holding a hideous big saw in his hand.
"I'll go, San'er, where did you get this equipment? Cool! ”
Teacher Zeng looked at Yang San with bright eyes, this body was what he wanted, or even more perfect.
"Bring me a set too, San'er."
Yifei looked at the white coat on Yang San's body excitedly, and there was a strange light in her eyes.
Looking at everyone with a strange glint in his eyes, Yang San stretched out his hand and touched everyone one by one.
I saw that everyone's clothes quickly turned into white coats, with surgical caps on their heads and large masks on their faces......
All in all, in a word.
From the outside, it definitely fits the equipment that a doctor and nurse should have.
"Nani? San'er, what the hell are you giving me this body? ”
Teacher Zeng looked at the unusual equipment on his body in surprise, how did he look the same as Yoyo and Meijia!
"Teacher Zeng, you can just take a moment, just amputate yourself, one help and two helpers are enough, you can be a nurse with Youyou."
Yang San pointed to Yifei and Guan Gu, the two of them, like himself, were also doctors' equipment.
"Then let Hu Yifei be a nurse, I want to be a doctor." Teacher Zeng called out to death.
"Huh?"
Yifei looked at the equipment on his body happily, and when he heard Teacher Zeng's words, his eyes suddenly turned cold, and he swept towards Teacher Zeng obliquely.
"Hee-ha~"
Teacher Zeng instantly squinted his two small eyes and smiled, "Just kidding, I love this nurse's outfit to death." ”
"Very good, everyone prepare, don't call your name after you go in for a while."
Seeing that Teacher Zeng had "recognized" the reality, Yang San spoke again and said to everyone, so as not to get into trouble as soon as he entered.
After everyone nodded, Yang San raised his fingers.
“3、2、1,Go!”
Meijia opened the door very eye-catchingly, and everyone immediately rushed in.
"Hey, why did the patient sit on the floor? Go, quickly carry the patient to the hospital bed, immediately perform the operation, cut the elbow well, and stew the elbow. ”
Yang San pretended to be surprised, and hurriedly motioned to Teacher Zeng and Guan Gu to move Ziqiao to the hospital bed.
After everyone came in, Ziqiao's eyes were full of horror.
Especially seeing the hideous saw in Yang San's hand, it was much more terrifying than the little nurse just now.
At this time, when he heard Yang San say that he wanted to cut off his leg quickly so that he could stew his elbow, Ziqiao's face changed even more.
This...... It's not like it's going to take my legs and stew it!
"No, I'm fine, I don't have to amputate my leg, don't stew elbows with my legs...... Woowoowoo......"