Chapter 18 Remember to be a Central Plains dog in the next life

Zhan Mo ran into the kitchen, smeared his face into a flower cat with the ash at the bottom of the pot, regardless of the boys' obstruction, went to the wine cellar and took out a jar of wine, and ran to Xiao Wu, "I am so grateful for your arrival, it was your arrival that rescued me, they treated me as a robber, with their own strength, they received all the money on my body into their pockets, they only ate one meal in two days, abused me, squeezed me to do coolies for them, moved the wine jar, burned the fire, my lord, since you are here, save me, this is my filial piety to you, this is the century-old osmanthus brew I found in the wine shop, Mellow ten miles, you smell it. As he spoke, he fanned the air at the mouth of the altar with his hand, and the mellow fragrance wafted into Xiao Wu's nose.

When Zhan Mo was studying, he learned about the preferences of some ethnic minorities in the north, most of whom were bold and fond of wine.

Zhang Xinde's cousin is about to eat the war foam, which is the fine wine left by his grandfather when he was alive, the heirloom wine, and he has been reluctant to open it.

After the war foam was opened, he first took a big sip, and then praised it, "Such a good wine, the aftertaste is endless, one in this life, no regrets in life and death." Then he raised it in front of Xiao Wu, "Don't pay it?" You wait a minute. "Running into the house.

The Khitan soldiers outside the house smelled the fragrance of the wine, and they were already intoxicated, and Xiao Wu couldn't wait.

Zhan Mo came out with a stack of earthen bowls, "I'll pour you to drink, but unfortunately there is only this altar." Zhan Mo was startled, only to see Zhang Xinde's face was long and dark, and the spear was pointed at his temple, scolding himself, "Is it your turn to call the shots in the Zhang family?" ”

Xiao Wu saw that Zhang Xinde was so angry, he was very interested, and he wanted to taste a good wine, so he glanced at Zhang Xinde and said loudly: "I will drink this wine today, I will see who stops me." ”

Zhang Xinde: "This is the osmanthus brew left by my ancestors, how can I let you bandits spoil it, who dare to drink it?" Saying that, the spear swept away, and the neatly arranged bowls fell to the ground, and a puppy and kitten ran over and licked the ground, "It's a puppy and a kitten, or it's my Central Plains dog, Central Plains cat." For the sake of the people of the Central Plains, you, I don't dare to kill, but your ability can't kill me, I want to drink my family's wine, and remember to be reincarnated as a dog in the Central Plains in the next life. ”

Zhang Xinde's words and deeds angered Xiao Wu.

Zhan Mo was naturally happy to see this situation and secretly rejoiced.

Xiao Wu: "I'm still going to drink, and I will let you see that the Central Plains in the future is my Khitan world, and you are just a bitter people who create wealth." Hahaha. ”

Zhan Mo smiled: "That's it, that's it, when the time comes, the villain still hopes that the adults will take care of it, please." As he spoke, he handed the bowl of freshly poured osmanthus brew to Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu held the bowl, "That's nature." ”

"When-" Zhang Xinde stabbed the bowl with his gun again, Xiao Wu failed to dodge many times, and the bowl in his hand shattered to the ground.

Xiao Wu looked at the soldiers around him, and immediately straightened his waist, full of confidence, "Whoever stops me from drinking osmanthus brew will kill all the people on the street." ”

The soldier held a chicken in his left hand and a cow in his right hand, and shouted, "Yes." At the same time, some of the soldiers were on the strings, and some of the long knives were only a stone's throw from the necks of the people.

Xiao Wu looked at Zhang Xinde proudly, and thought: I think you are still angry?

Sure enough, Zhang Xinde did not do anything to stop except for his cold eyes, blood-red eyes, and trembling hands.

Xiao Wu took the newly poured wine from Zhan Mo, and drank it to be a cheer, and went down three bowls in a row.

Zhan Mo hurriedly poured wine and served it to the other soldiers, "Taste them all." "Those soldiers don't dare to drink, a jar of wine, there is not much, Xiao Wu is so greedy, how dare to fight?

Xiao Wu saw that the soldiers kept swallowing their saliva, and their eyes were about to fall into the bowl, "Everyone is also a brother, sharing blessings and difficulties." The soldiers who were grateful to Dade all drank osmanthus brew, but each person only took a small sip.

"Dogs, dogs, cats, cats" someone exclaimed, and the dog and cat died.

Xiao Wu was originally very satisfied, but his face suddenly turned black and green, and the long knife pointed at Zhan Mo, "You poisoned the wine?" ”

Zhan Mo pressed the knife lightly, "It's not poison, it's a little rat poison, I saw you coming, all rat heads and rat brains, I don't know whether you are Central Plains rats or Khitan rats, and then I thought about it all rats, stealing food from the people, and making the people poor, it is better to poison them." ”