It's really hard for Mo Fan to imagine that the two of them just wanted Mo Fan, a zombie, to be a boyfriend for Ling Xiyue, an exorcist, this night?

Even if that's the case, there's really no need to make so many detours? Just say no?

"You're really so bored, is this what you're tossing all night for?" Mo Fan asked.

Ling Xiyue was a little embarrassed and said, "Don't worry, it's just pretending, because I really don't know any young and powerful people." ”

"Stop, I just want to know why you are looking for me? I'm a zombie, huh? ”

Ling Xiyue said: "Before this, I didn't know that Shishi had become a zombie. She asked me to play several times, asking me about zombies. Afterward...... Another time she almost couldn't hold back to bite me, only to find out that she had turned into a zombie. But I can't take her either.

So I talked to her a lot, and after knowing the reason, I finally couldn't do it and decided to help her hide it. After encountering this at home, I told Shishi to help me find a way. We thought about it for a long time and couldn't do anything.

In the end, I felt that since I had already lied, I would simply find someone to pretend to be my boyfriend. But there is no goal. In the end, Shishi told me that you are very good at biting her into a zombie, so I have this play tonight.

Then we discussed a plan to trick you, the first plan was to threaten you as an exorcist, and in the end, if you don't want to be hunted down by our exorcist family, you agree to pretend to be my boyfriend.

But...... The plan failed, and I was threatened by you...... So the plan will be calculated, and the second plan will be started! Pretend to worship you, have a good relationship with you, and finally beg for your help! In this series, including taking you to drink blood, you are not afraid that you will not commit it if you participate together. ”

Mo Fan touched his forehead, thinking that a woman's IQ really didn't seem to be too high. Is this a plan? It's like a joke. That is, Mo Fan figured it out by mistake, if this was a different person, no matter how smart he was, he would never have thought that this chaotic night was actually a "game" carefully designed by two women.

Mo Fan said helplessly: "Drink blood and buy me?" You guys really want to be beautiful! ”

"The men who have drunk together have been friends for a long time, and the zombie relationship iron who has stolen blood together." Ling Xiyue said.

Mo Fan was stunned for a moment and said, "Who said this?" ”

"I~hehe......" Jiang Shi smiled!

Mo Fan rolled his eyes and said, "The relationship is iron, it is also with you iron, what does it have to do with the exorcist?" ”

"Boss, you can help Xiaoyue, she has no choice." Jiang Shi said.

Mo Fan snorted and said, "If you come to me directly and explain the situation, I may be able to consider it, but now...... What the hell have you been going around all night, playing me around, and I still have to cooperate with you? ”

"This is not according to the script, it is generally a trick, who knows that we didn't bring you in......" Jiang Shi pouted.

Mo Fan sneered: "Eldest sister, with your IQ of taking off your pants and farting, it's not bad if you don't get tricked by others." ”

"Boss, you can not help, but you can't insult our IQ either!" Jiang Shi stared at Mo Fan with wide eyes.

Mo Fan glanced at her and said, "I'm too lazy to entangle, okay, I'll go!" ”

"Don't go!" Jiang Shi said.

"For Mao?"

Jiang Shi pointed to the two blood bags and said, "You drank our things, you have to help." If you weren't given two bags of blood tonight, how could you possibly break through the yellow-eyed zombies? So you have to help. ”

"I'll go, as far as I'm concerned?" Mo Fan was a little helpless.

"Anyway, Xiaoyue is my best friend, you have to help her."

Mo Fan glared at Jiang Shi and said, "Hey, don't forget that we said it at the beginning, I am your master, how can you talk to your master?" ”

Jiang Shi was stunned suddenly, looked pitiful, stepped forward and hugged Mo Fan's arm and said, "Okay, master, master, please help Xiaoyue......"

Jiang Shi was coquettish, but Mo Fan squinted his eyes slightly, feeling the friction of his arm on Jiang Shi's chest, which was very pleasant.

And at this time, Ling Xiyue suddenly laughed.

Hearing this laughter, Mo Fan and Jiang Shi were stunned. Immediately, I heard Ling Xiyue say: "Shishi, I suddenly remembered that in fact, our first plan can still be used." ”

"Huh? What does it mean? "Shishi didn't understand.

"Threat!" Ling Xiyue said, looked at Mo Fan, and said, "If you don't agree, I will publicize the fact that you are a zombie in the circle." You're yellow-eyed now, and there are people who can deal with you, but there are still people. If they knew, they wouldn't have allowed zombies that might become stronger in the future to exist! ”

"Damn, so insidious?" Mo Fan said in astonishment.

"Hmph, this is the same as the original plan, how about it, can you help?"

Hearing this, Shishi immediately let go of Mo Fan, and said with a swaggering look: "That's it, can you help?" Reveal your zombie identity without helping. ”

Mo Fan suddenly looked at Jiang Shi angrily and said, "What's the matter, have you forgotten that you are also a zombie?" ”

"Uh... Forehead...... Right... Oh, I'm a zombie too..."Jiang Shi immediately reacted.

"Shishi, don't worry, I will definitely help you keep it secret when the time comes, and then let him be exposed!" Ling Xiyue said.

Mo Fan rolled his eyes, these two women were really speechless.

"Do you want to help?" Ling Xiyue looked at Mo Fan.

Mo Fan sighed and said, "Help, you have said so, what else can I do?" However, I have a request! ”

"What requirements?" Ling Xiyue asked.

"It's okay to pretend to be your boyfriend, but, as far as I know, there's a charge for pretending to be your boyfriend's girlfriend or something now. You can't let me ...... Nothing, right? Mo Fan said.

"Huh?" Ling Xiyue was stunned for a moment and said, "You mean to ask for money?" ”

"Nonsense, why don't you want money these days? Feed? You're the daughter of an exorcist family, aren't you? Don't tell me your family is poor? ”

Ling Xiyue said: "Our family is not poor, you seem to be very poor......"

Mo Fan opened his mouth and said, "Waste...... Nonsense, I wouldn't have said this if I had money. Anyway, I don't care, I can't give you nothing? That's a loss! ”

"Please, can you not use the word 'dry' to describe it, it's weird." Ling Xiyue said, and said, "Then tell me, how do you charge?" How much? ”

When Mo Fan heard this, he said, "I thought about it, I am a zombie after all, and you are an exorcist after all." Let's count, there are some natural enemies. Pretending to be a boyfriend of a natural enemy, there is a risk! So I'm going to set the price higher, so ah, as follows:

Holding hands for a hundred at a time, hugging for two hundred at a time, eating at a time for three hundred, I don't care about eating. Shopping for 500 at a time, the consumption is all on your head. Sleeping together for a thousand a night, after all, the risk is too great. Yes, five hundred at a time. You can't snap it, otherwise you'll have to give me a virginity allowance, as well as a mental and physical loss fee......"

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