Chapter 132: Flattened Heads
Hearing the fury in the cave, Xuanxuan stood beside Luo Yan and said, "Does this guy think that the female corpse will really talk to him......
"Who knows, do you think Mo Fan Er is much better than Ni Ba?" Luo Yan said helplessly.
At this time, Ni Ba turned around and said, "How many meanings? Am I two? ”
"If you didn't, none of these things would have happened!" Luo Yan rolled her eyes.
Ni Ba was suddenly helpless, and then he heard a thumping sound from the cave, and at the same time, Mo Fan's angry voice. It seems that he is beating people, scolding while beating back:
"I'll go to your uncle's, you want to go to me, you still want to go to me, labor and management are so good? It's not your turn to come, I've seen you hungry for hundreds of years, you want to be happy when you see someone, and you want to be happy today......"
Then there was a banging sound, and there was a lot of movement, as if there were several people fighting inside.
At the same time, it was accompanied by the screams of the female corpse and the roar of Mo Fan.
Almost five minutes later, Mo Fan came out of it. got out of the cave, wiped his hair, walked to Ni Ba's side, and said angrily: "What's the matter, stinky woman, I want to go to labor!" ”
Ni Ba hurriedly took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit one for Mo Fan, and said, "Come and dissipate your anger, buddy......"
After Mo Fan took a sharp sip on his mouth, he said: "This kind of woman is cheap, I can't help but want to hit it!" ”
"Yes, yes, dissipation, dissipation. Oh my God, you didn't want to dissect it, did you? Ni Ba said.
Mo Fan shook his head and said, "That's not it, it's just flattening its head!" ”
"Damn, is it so exciting? I'll check it out! Ni Ba was a little excited when he heard this, and he ran into the hole with a cigarette in his mouth.
After a while, he came back and said, "Ouch, tsk, tsk, my head is really flat!" ”
Hearing him say this, many classmates became curious, even Xue Ya and several of their teachers.
So, after some struggle, everyone ran into the cave to watch. After coming out, Mo was speechless, saying that his head was really flat!
Everyone went to see it, but Mu Yunyi didn't go, he didn't want to go in if he was killed. But seeing that everyone was watching it so interestingly, I was also curious.
So he asked the people around him, "Is the female corpse dead?" ”
"Anyway, there's no movement in it!" Some students answered!
Mu Yunyi asked again: "Is your head really flat?" Isn't it good-looking? ”
"It's beautiful, it's interesting, I've never seen anything like this, it's like a cake, I want to take a picture!" Another classmate said.
Mu Yunyi's curiosity became stronger and stronger, and he was entangled in whether to go, so he asked, "None of you have seen it yet?" Or do you want to check it out? Walking together? ”
"You're scared and weak, and you dare to go?" A classmate deliberately provoked Mu Yunyi.
Mu Yunyi was not happy when he heard it, how majestic was he in school before? Now you are actually looked down upon?
So he gritted his teeth, walked on his legs, which were still a little trembling, and entered the cave.
It was dark in the cave, but luckily he had a flashlight. After entering, there was a burst of irradiation around him, and finally he saw the female corpse lying on the ground next to the coffin of the female corpse!
The female corpse was lying on the ground on its side at the moment, and I saw that its face was facing the entrance of the cave, with its left ear facing the ground and its right ear facing the sky...... It's really flattened at the moment, and the face protrudes a lot, but it's not as exaggerated as a cake!
"I thought it was so miserable, that's it...... This can't relieve my anger......" Mu Yunyi was a little disappointed, there was a bigger reason why he came to see it, because he was killed by this female corpse and hated it!
But now, it's not satisfactory!
So Mu Yunyi walked out of the cave with his sore legs again, stood at the entrance of the cave and said, "That's it, I thought it was flat!" ”
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then some classmates said, "Isn't it? It's obviously very flat, huh? ”
"Cut, this is also called flat? Bored! Mu Yunyi laughed disdainfully, and then he felt a chill in his back.
At this time, the classmates were also stunned, looking behind him in a daze and horror. Mu Yunyi suddenly felt that something was wrong, his legs trembled again in a hurry, and he couldn't move his nervous movements.
He stiffened his neck and slowly turned his head, and in an instant, the face that was still a little protruding and a flat head came into view!
"This head...... Why isn't it as flat as it used to be? Mo Fan, who was smoking a cigarette, was a little puzzled.
Ni Ba said: "It could have transformed its own appearance, plus it had absorbed some of Mu Yunyi's popularity before, so it was not difficult for it to recover its flat head." ”
"Then Nima is also fully restored? What does this square head mean? I can't help but want to flatten it again! Mo Fan said angrily.
At this time, Mu Yunyi, whose legs were trembling, swallowed saliva, and then screamed: "Mom...... Help me...... Help me...... I don't want to be ruined by it anymore......"
Mu Yunyi yelled vigorously, but the female corpse behind him did not bird him, but said, "Get out!" ”
was very impatient and pushed Mu Yunyi aside and fell to the ground, Mu Yunyi was stunned, and looked at the female corpse with some doubts.
I heard the female corpse look at Mo Fan and suddenly changed her appearance again, and said shyly: "Childe, you are really violent, but the slave family likes ...... so much"
"I'll wipe it~" Mu Yunyi's eyes widened and said, "You girl, you were good with me before, but you don't recognize people when you come out of the coffin?" ”
The female corpse glanced at Mu Yunyi and said, "You are too unmanly, weak and unwinded, like a girl!" ”
"I ...... I've been squeezed dry by you......" Mu Yunyi retorted vigorously!
"I didn't see how fierce you were when I didn't squeeze it dry!" An unceremonious blow to the female corpse!
Mu Yunyi is on fire now, nothing matters at this moment, the dignity of men is the key. I saw him forcibly get up from the ground and said angrily, "What do you mean? ”
The female corpse said disdainfully: "What I said about you, it's too useless!" ”
"......" Mu Yunyi stepped forward angrily and grabbed the female corpse's hand and said, "Let's go, try again, labor and management will let you know what it means to gallop today!" ”
Let Mu Yunyi pull it a few times, but the female corpse did not move at all. After pulling a few times, Mu Yunyi found that he really didn't have much strength, and he was immediately embarrassed.
Looking up, the female corpse was looking at him with a cold face, Mu Yunyi suddenly came to his senses, and then let go of the female corpse's hand and said, "What, I'm joking, you look for Mo Fan, when I don't exist!" ”
Saying that, Mu Yunyi was about to retreat, but the female corpse sneered, pinched Mu Yunyi's neck with one hand, and then said to Mo Fan:
"If you don't be happy with me, I'll kill him, and kill everyone here! I've been practicing for hundreds of years! ”
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