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"Hey sweetheart, what are you guys talking about?"

Nick Fury was listening to an agent report about an unknown monster when an inappropriate greeting rang out from behind him.

His tone sounded extremely casual, giving Nick Fury a guess about who was coming.

The cold-faced Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. turned his head and saw a familiar figure standing there waving at him, with a small pink tram next to him.

"Wei ......"

Before Nick could finish his sentence, a vertical finger rested on his lips.

"Call me Deadpool, my dear," Deadpool covered his mouth and sneaked into the ear of the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., cautiously looking like an old man selling at the San Francisco subway entrance, "Keep my true identity secret!"

With an impatient expression, he slapped Wade Wilson's fingers on his lips, and Nick Fury's eyes twitched as he looked at his hands and subconsciously sorted out the folds of his hips, and said angrily: "Didn't you upload all your information in the online account you opened?"

"Don't say the name on it, it's just the DNA sequence!"

"But isn't my account unattended, this doesn't conflict with secrecy!"

Deadpool spreads his hands and looks innocent.

"Listen, Wei ...... Deadpool, there's a monster flying to New York, and I don't have time to talk to you here about something that has nothing to do with saving the world!"

Nick glanced blankly at the belt Deadpool was wearing around his waist, the one he had just been able to sprue to his side from the tram in the distance.

Evan has not stopped working on the miniaturization and improvement of the "displacement gear", and the results achieved are also very gratifying.

When dealing with Olaf, he had used a semi-finished product that could basically meet the requirements, but because this kind of thing required the guidance and correction of consciousness power and a strong energy supply, no one else could use it except himself.

After Mordo sent the materials, his understanding and study of magical knowledge allowed his research to make expansive progress.

The professional channeling of the powers of consciousness was no longer necessary, and he had created a displacement belt for this purpose, allowing the bound person to move like a flicker within an effective range with a single movement of his mind.

Compared with the "displacement gear", its effect is much stronger, but it also has side effects that are difficult for ordinary people to bear.

Because of the brutal space crossing involved, it will put great pressure on the user's internal organs, and the bones and muscles will also bear a lot of load.

Even if it is Wei, if you don't use consciousness to guide and don't use qi to protect yourself, let its effect play, maybe you have to cough up blood, and after the physical strength of ordinary people is used, the organs in the abdominal cavity can be used as meat filling to make dumplings.

Others cared, but Deadpool, who often sold himself to the dissection room as a teaching aid when he didn't have money, was not afraid.

Therefore, after this belt was added to many valuable functions by Evan, it became the exclusive property of Deadpool, allowing his combat ability to rise several steps.

However, in order to prevent the brain-opening from using his work as a sex toy with his girlfriend, Evan deliberately made three chapters with him.

Belt use is unpaid, but there is a charge for recharging.

In wartime, the energy consumption is recharged, and the consumption charge is doubled on weekdays.

That's why Deadpool is struggling to ride the tram here, instead of moving around in a flash.

In fact, such a binding clause is very necessary.

On the afternoon of the day he was given the belt, Evan noticed that there were continuous spatial fluctuations in the villa flickering, and in a trance, he thought that "Jiji" had come to Earth in advance, and when he walked to the back garden, he saw that it was Deadpool and Vanessa......

I have to say that the cheap brain hole breaks through the sky, at least Evan can't imagine his use of the "displacement belt" in his life.

The moment before the stab, it moves behind Vanessa, and then it is a back and forth, one in and one out......

Evan hurriedly left, apologizing to Vanessa for his unintentional faux pas.

However, there are also three rules, in addition to the two rules regarding the cost of belts, and the fact that Deadpool and Vanessa must return to their rooms when they communicate and make sure that the door is locked.

Vanessa was embarrassed to admit her mistake and accepted Ivan's apology.

She had been proposing to go back to the room, after all, there was still a minor Evan Glazer in the villa, but Deadpool, who had just gotten his belt and had a new idea, was a little impatient, and the empty garden was more suitable for "first-timers" than a closed room.

As for Deadpool, he wanted to apologize too, but by then he had been pinched into a ball by the enraged Miss Wei and kicked into the sky, and he hadn't fallen back to the ground.

......

"Wait—"

Deadpool reached out to stop Nick Fury's words, and said thoughtfully, "Why do I sound so familiar?"

"Ah, yes, I just said exactly the same thing to one of my admirers, who was about to go to high school. ”

"You know, he said his favorite thing in the Avengers was me, and he asked me where I could buy the same suit as mine. ”

And he said that this was the third time he had saved pocket money, but because he couldn't find a place to buy it, he finally had to buy Iron Man's figure and go back to ...... Ahem, I mean treasure!"

"You know me, Nick, although I have countless admirers, I treat every fan like a wife who sells herself to support my family, so I said very generously at the time, I don't need to buy it, I will just give him a set, and I will give him an autographed photo. ”

He excitedly asked for a personal autographed photo of me, but I refused, and I decided to give him an autographed photo of all the Avengers. ”

"Although he was disappointed, I still insisted that we are a group, a family, and we can't favor one over the other, so ......."

"Stop, stop—"

Deadpool spoke very quickly, and Nick Fury was only slightly stunned, and one self-puff after another gushed out, making the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. refresh his perception of the word "shameless" again.

"It's urgent, don't interrupt me again, Wade!"

Seeing that Deadpool made a zipper gesture on his mouth very consciously, Nick Fury continued: "Tell Evan and Tony about this news, it is inferred that the monster's destination is exactly here, and it cannot be ruled out that it may attack other places, so you should be ready to rush to its landing place at any time." ”

"There is no way to lock him with guided weapons at the moment, the reason is unknown, it is not ruled out that it is the possibility of the metal monster accomplice just now, you must always be vigilant, and when he lands, you must arrive at the first time and surround him, if it has malicious intentions and does not plan to communicate with us to solve it!"

"As for the unconscious Ivan Vanke, he has been controlled by the task force, I will let them take him to the Sky Prison for treatment and interrogation, and all the news about the follow-up monsters will be notified to you as soon as possible. ”

"Okay, go talk to your 'family', don't bother me with the you bully children!"

Nick Fury waved his hand and motioned for Deadpool to leave, then picked up the communicator and began to contact the observers at S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters to determine further information and a course of action.

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