"Meijia, it's not for you to go online to find a job, why are you on Taobao again?"

Guan Gu looked at the notebook in Meijia's hand speechlessly, and sure enough, he still saw the familiar interface.

"Yoyo woke me up, I'm going to sell myself into the palace first, otherwise... How to get promoted! ”

Meijia explained very seriously, but her understanding of Yoyo made everyone a little puzzled.

What does it mean to sell into the palace?

After a while, Mika didn't seem satisfied, put her notebook down and got up to leave.

said that she would go downstairs and ask Xiao Hei to sell her into the palace!

As soon as Meijia left, Guan Gu and Youyou were tired again, and Yang San, who felt bored, sneered and turned to leave.

Dare to spill dog food, and when Yumo comes back, we will torture you to death!

Yang San came to the bar downstairs and found that Yifei, Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao were already talking and laughing here.

"Do you know that Mika is ready to sell herself into the palace!"

Yang San stepped forward and said mysteriously.

Teacher Zeng couldn't help but ask curiously: "What is selling into the palace?" ”

"Which palace? I've heard of Lichun Temple, but I haven't heard of the palace. Ziqiao said suspiciously.

Yifei immediately slapped Ziqiao and gave him a disdainful look.

Yang San hurriedly said what had just happened.

When everyone was confused, Meijia jumped up and walked into the bar happily.

Yifei hurriedly got up and pulled her over, asking curiously.

When Meijia heard this, she picked up the iPad in Yifei's hand, swiped a few times to pull out a web page, and handed it to Yifei triumphantly.

Yifei took it suspiciously, and was immediately stunned.

"Four-star recommendation, the invincible cute beauty Xiaoqiang who can do any job: Chen Meijia, the free shipping price starts at 400 yuan, and the opportunity is not to be missed... Kiss? ”

Yang San couldn't help laughing, daring to sell into the palace like this.

Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao also looked pained when they heard it.

"Don't dare to say anything else, you are an authentic beauty, I admit it." Ziqiao suddenly said seriously.

Meijia couldn't help but blush, and smiled in her heart: "I only know now, I regret it, right?" ”

Ziqiao smiled faintly, "I mean, you are only a beauty in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel." ”

"Whew!"

The smile on Meijia's face suddenly ended, and she glared at Ziqiao angrily.

"Meijia, how can you sell your own on Taobao?" Teacher Zeng said disagreeably.

"Aren't you too?" Yifei exclaimed in surprise.

"I'm selling myself... The photo is very inspiring. Teacher Zeng explained seriously.

"Teacher Zeng, it's not clear whether you're inspirational or not, but you don't have to brush up on one hundred and eighty orders every month, right?"

Yang San looked at Mr. Zeng with a smile, it is easy to understand that others sell clothes or something, what kind of orders do you swipe? It's so frustrating.

"I... I'm a market demand. ”

Teacher Zeng's old face turned red and said shamelessly.

"Cut!"

Everyone was very tacitly contemptuous.

"I can't help it, Yoyo moved in with Guan Gu, the rent was halved, the water and electricity were free, I was very poor in 3601. So I'm going to find a job and be self-reliant. ”

Meijia is also very helpless, who will think of it if she can lie down? But I don't have to lie down any longer.

"It's rare that you have such an awareness, and you should support it." Yifei said approvingly to Meijia.

"Meijia, I think you should find someone with a certain social status, as your employment consultant, and the recommendation letter of a celebrity is very effective." Teacher Zeng also said seriously.

After that, he raised his eyebrows proudly and posed to himself.

"You do have an authority on employment around you."

Yifei also nodded in agreement, and Teacher Zeng suddenly became even more proud.

Who knows, before he could speak, Yifei said calmly.

"I'd be happy to help you with that!"

"You?"

Teacher Zeng couldn't help but be stunned and shouted in surprise.

"When I was an ideological and political teacher, I once led a half-semester career guidance course for college students."

Yifei calmly took out a book from her bag and solemnly showed it to everyone.

"Yifei, you still have the book from so many years ago in your bag?" Yang San exclaimed in surprise, isn't it too serious?

"You care about me."

Yifei almost lost his temper, turned his head and glanced at Yang San heavily.

"Wow, I even have textbooks, guide me, guide me." Mika couldn't help but shout happily.

Yifei gently opened the book, "Listen, chapter 1, section 1, lecture 1." ”

"The definition of employment, employment refers to a series of human activities in which people over the age of 16 who have the ability and desire to work participate in social labor and receive corresponding labor remuneration or business income."

"This paragraph has to be memorized, and the exam has to be taken."

Teacher Zeng turned his head with a pained expression, "Is this textbook made up by humans?" ”

"It's all the same, the so-called textbook is to expand a simple and easy-to-understand noun into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand." Ziqiao's image is analogized.

"Ziqiao, this is the same as when you used to sell strong pills, don't say it, where will anyone be deceived."

Yang San was also speechless and looked at the book in Yifei's hand, what annoyed him the most when he read was these definitions.

It's obviously useless, and it's still deadly!

"Yifei, I don't need a theory, you just tell me, how can I get a job?"

Meijia also hurriedly said to Yifei, God knows if Yifei will finish this book?

"Wait."

When Yifei heard this, she hurriedly flipped through the book in her hand.

"Chapter 2, Employment Policy in China?"

"Chapter 3, the current employment situation?"

……

"Chapter 20, The Relationship Between Employment and Life Ideals?"

Seeing that he had finished reading all the books and hadn't read any dry goods, Yifei couldn't help but say embarrassedly.

"I don't think I really talked about how to find a job."

Ziqiao on the side secretly looked at the book and exclaimed in surprise.

"This pure foolish book actually sells for 40? It's better to make money than selling Diana pills! ”

Yang San couldn't help laughing and said, "What's the matter, Qiao, are you going to sell books instead?" ”

Hearing Yang San say this, Ziqiao was really a little moved, but when he thought of those indifferent definitions, he quickly dispelled this idea.

"Sister Yifei, aside from the books, what else can you teach me?" Meijia suddenly became anxious and asked again.

"This..."

Yifei was speechless for a while, and only whispered after a long time.

"I haven't left school since I graduated, you know."

Suddenly, Yifei said with a look of surprise.

"Just because I haven't left the school doesn't mean I can't pull you in!"

"I heard that the Academic Affairs Office is urgently recruiting part-time teaching assistants recently, with my face, you can try it, the salary is not high, but to put it bluntly, it can be regarded as half a teacher."

"Really, great, great."

When Meijia heard this, she immediately danced happily.