One night two days later, Yang San had just returned from a date with Yumo, and when he entered 3601, he found Zhang Wei sitting on the sofa watching a movie in despair.

Yu Mo patted Yang San, pointed at Zhang Wei Nunu, clenched his right hand into a fist and cheered, and then went back to the room.

Yang San stepped forward with a smile and said, "Zhang Wei, why is he alone?" I didn't go down to the bubbles, I knew I would have called you with me just now. ”

Zhang Wei glanced at Yang San without business, and said lightly: "Excuse me, San'er, I have decided to retreat and practice, and I will not go anywhere." ”

"Calm down, isn't it just a website, at least that's what it looks like." Yang San pinched Zhang Wei's shoulder and encouraged.

Zhang Wei suddenly became even more depressed, and said helplessly: "You also know? ”

Yang San said with a smile: "Two days ago, Zi Qiao loudly announced this news in the bar, I don't think there are many people who don't know now." ”

At this time, Mr. Zeng opened the door and came in, and shouted in surprise: "What the hell is it today, even if you plug the toilet, the network is still disconnected, Zhang Wei, ask you, is your network broken?" ”

Zhang Wei said angrily: "Don't mention the Internet to me, I'll quit." ”

Teacher Zeng sighed and said, "I know you're confused, don't be sad, but I've seen your homepage, and it's really good." ”

Yang San also nodded with a smile.

Zhang Wei said weakly: "I don't want to comment, justice is in the hearts of the people." ”

"Teacher Zeng, is there an Internet next door?" Yoyo also suddenly came down from the attic.

"No, the computer has no network cable, the bird has no wings, and Wukong has no golden hoop stick." Teacher Zeng suddenly said dejectedly.

Youyou saw that Zhang Wei was also there, and said with a smile: "Yes, I was playing a small game on Zhang Wei's homepage just now, and a woman slapped him a hundred times, and I was about to get the highest score, but the network was disconnected." ”

"I don't want to comment, justice is in the hearts of the people." Zhang Wei emphasized again.

"Tut-tut, Zhang Wei, it's hidden, I just saw on your homepage that there are already more than 500 signatures from victims." Yifei also came out of the room at this time, and shouted excitedly when he saw Zhang Wei.

"I ...... I said, you boring people, do you really believe that Zhang Wei is me? Can't you learn from San'er and be a sane person, if your IQ is greater than twenty, you will know that Ziqiao did it. This time, Zhang Wei was no longer silent, and shouted angrily.

"Poof." Teacher Zeng immediately laughed, "This website was introduced to me by San'er. ”

Yifei and Youyou also nodded, indicating that I am also me.

"......" Zhang Wei suddenly turned his head to look at Yang San with a dead fish eye.

"Zhang Wei, I'...... I call it stimulation therapy, and I've heard it works. Yang San smiled awkwardly.

“……”

Yifei smiled and said: "Don't be modest, now there are more than a million searches for your name on Baidu, work hard, you will surpass Edison." ”

"That's because my name is popular, that's why there are so many, OK?" Zhang Wei said as a matter of course.

Yifei said understandingly: "So when I searched, I deliberately used 'Zhang Wei + bastard' as a keyword, and more than two million items were searched." ”

"Boring." Zhang Wei was speechless.

"I can't really find any words to describe my mood right now except for boredom." You said helplessly.

"No matter how boring it is, it's not as good as Zhang Wei, who is actually watching a disc." Yifei was speechless and picked up the disc on the coffee table and shouted, "It's still such an old film." ”

"Otherwise, let's watch it together, we won't be able to get on the Internet anyway." Yoyo said indifferently.

Teacher Zeng suddenly said in disgust: "I don't watch it, I've already seen it, this movie is stinky and long." ”

"I don't watch it either, these days, movie reviews are better than movies." Yifei also shouted disdainfully.

……

Two hours later, everyone who still didn't have the Internet had to resign themselves to watching the disc.

In fact, it's just a disconnection from the network, Yang San, who has a small co, can connect the network in seconds, or the kind that directly connects to the satellite, but in the world of love apartments, Yang San has always subconsciously not used Xiaoke, and it's just a disconnection, which is not a big deal.

"It's finally over." Yoyo breathed a sigh of relief, this was the first time she watched a movie and almost vomited.

In Yifei's surprised eyes, Zhang Wei calmly picked up the remote control.

"What are you doing?"

Zhang Wei said casually: "I don't want to go anywhere until my reputation is restored, so I decided to watch it again." ”

Seeing that Zhang Wei was really ready to watch it again, Yoyo suddenly threw the doll in her arms over.

"Even if it depends on you, will you change it? Viagra. Yifei said weakly.

Zhang Wei casually took out a few discs from the coffee table and said: "I have three more here, killing spies, killing traitors, and killing lackeys, see which one you choose." ”

Teacher Zeng suddenly said: "Actually, spy war movies are very good, and they are very effective in escaping reality." ”

"San'er, do you have any solutions? I heard Yumo say that you have great powers, or you can conjure up the network. You turned his head and said to Yang San.

Everyone immediately looked at Yang San excitedly, if Yang San could connect the network, the ghost would be willing to accompany Zhang Wei here to archaeology.

Yang San didn't know what Yumo and Youyou said, but Yumo didn't know about Xiaoke, so Yang San said calmly: "I really have a way to do this." ”

"Really? That's great, hurry up, we've been in vain for hours. Teacher Zeng shouted happily.

Yang San smiled and said: "Actually, you can also do it, that is, to find Xiao Hei downstairs, with Xiao Hei's ability, it is still a small problem to connect to the Internet." ”

The excited everyone suddenly froze, and when there was nothing big in the usual time, everyone still didn't want to trouble Xiao Hei.

"Let's watch the disc anyway, I suddenly feel that the acting skills of several actors in it are worth learning from me." Yoyo suddenly said solemnly.

"I don't understand, a group of progressive young people assassinate a traitor, how big it is, are you tired of making a two-hour movie, kill a traitor, it will be done in half an hour." Yifei said disdainfully.

Teacher Zeng was suddenly surprised and said, "It's easy to say, you try." ”

Yifei said calmly: "Don't believe it, my great-grandmother used to be a progressive young man, and the story she told us was not like this at all. ”

Youyou suddenly shouted excitedly: "Sister Yifei, then you can tell us about it." ”

"Okay, it's boring tonight anyway, but the lights should be dim so that it's more atmospheric." Yifei said indifferently.

You got up and turned off the light directly......

Teacher Zeng suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "Do you tell historical stories or ghost stories?" ”。

Yifei shouted domineeringly: "Shut up." ”

"The story is about to begin......"