Chapter 38: Idiot or Idiot! (First update!) Ask for a subscription! )
Yumo glanced at Ziqiao speechlessly, and your face became a little faster.
"By the way, what about Zhang Wei? He ran away in a hurry when he saw me just now, and I didn't borrow money from him. Yang San asked suddenly.
When he watched Ziqiao talk to Yumo just now, Zhang Wei was watching not far away, but when Yang San came over, he ran away in a panic.
"Uh..."Ziqiao said embarrassedly: "I was showing him how to talk to a girl just now, maybe I'm afraid of embarrassment when I see you." β
"Demonstration? He hasn't given up on his trial yet, has he? Yu Mo exclaimed in surprise.
Ziqiao hated iron and steel: "This Zhang Wei is also true, this is not an unsightly thing, as for running away like this, this is a battlefield, the deserter is going to the army Shifa court, no, I have to bring him back." β
"Hey, San'er, Yumo."
After a while, Ziqiao came back with the reluctant Zhang Wei, and Zhang Wei said hello to Yang Sanyumo in embarrassment.
"Ziqiao, I..."
Before Zhang Wei could say anything, Ziqiao interrupted: "Didn't I tell you that when you are on a mission outside, you want to call me by my code name, I am Lu Xiaobu." β
Yu Mo suddenly asked curiously, "Zhang Wei, what is your code name?" Zhang Yida? β
βSnakeγβ Zhang Wei said solemnly.
"Nani?"
Zhang Wei said with a smile: "Zhang Yida is too pure, so I gave myself a more murderous one." β
Ziqiao said speechlessly: "The code name is not important, even if you are called Zhang Cannon, it is useless, the key is to enter the combat state,"
"Okay, Zhang Wei, now let's implement the second set of battle plans: the ultimate indirect pick-up method. The rules are like this, we cooperate with each other, there are a lot of things that I can't say when I introduce, and then you need you, you have to successfully sell me through the method of knocking on the side, and vice versa, understand? β
"Understood." Zhang Wei nodded knowingly.
Yu Mo suddenly said with a smile: "Ziqiao, why is your plan always intermediate, and there is no advanced way to pick up a conversation?" β
"Senior..."Ziqiao said disdainfully: "I'm afraid he won't be able to comprehend." β
Yang San was also speechless and said, "Ziqiao, are you sure that your pick-up method will work for Zhang Wei?" β
"I can't keep his pulse, my veterinary license is white-collar." Ziqiao said without hesitation.
"By the way, have you memorized the three-point rule I taught you?"
Zhang Wei said confidently: "Of course, first, we must find a way to keep the girl away from their friends, and only then can we start." Second, inadvertently reveal that your partner is following her. Third, subtly elevate your partner's image and taste, so that they feel that it is an honor and curiosity to be noticed. β
"Very good." Ziqiao was very pleased, and after turning his head to look around, he pointed to several beauties not far away and said, "Apply what you have learned, remember, there is no rehearsal in our life, and every day is a live broadcast." β
Zhang Wei suddenly took a few deep breaths and slowly stepped forward.
Yang San cheered up and said, "The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying. β
Zhang Wei couldn't help but look at Yang San with emotion.
"The strong man is gone... Not returned. β
Ziqiao suddenly said in surprise: "I don't read much, don't bluff me, these two sentences are obviously not together." β
Yu Mo couldn't help but ask in surprise: "Ziqiao, I'm impressed with you, you can even hear this?" β
"Of course, a few words that girls don't understand at a critical moment can enhance their impression of me." Zi Qiaode said with a smile.
Yang San said with a smile: "That's right, I said this on purpose, which just expresses our recognition and expectations for Zhang Wei." β
"You come here, you come here, you come here, I will tell you if you come here."
Suddenly, Zhang Wei's idiot-like voice came.
Yang San and Yu Mozi Qiao looked at Zhang Wei in surprise, only to see that he was "tempting" the target set by Zi Qiao strangely.
"Ziqiao, are you sure you teach pick-up, not conjuring?" Yang San asked in surprise.
Ziqiao also said with great skepticism: "I also doubt what Zhang Wei listened to now. β
Unexpectedly, the beauty did not refuse, although she was a little reluctant, but she still reluctantly walked over with a wine glass.
Zhang Wei happily brought the beauty to Ziqiao and said, "You know, there is a handsome guy who is secretly watching you." β
"Oh, who?" The beauty asked in surprise.
Zhang Wei pulled Ziqiao over and said with a smile: "It's him, Lu... Junior. β
"Poof~" Looking at Zi Qiao, who was so embarrassed, Yang San laughed happily.
Although I have never seen such an imbecile pick-up method, but fortunately, the handsome Zi Qiao has added a lot of points, and the smile on the face of the beautiful woman has also increased.
Zhang Wei then "promoted": "Xiaobu is a very tasteful person, and he can be regarded as... There are countless women! It's not like he's a voyeur. β
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Looking at the shocked beauty, Ziqiao hurriedly pulled Zhang Wei covertly, signaling that he had said the wrong thing.
Zhang Wei didn't quite understand what Ziqiao meant, and then said: "It's your honor to be able to enter his eyes, don't you think you're curious?" β
At this time, the beauty had already turned into anger, and her two eyes stared directly at Ziqiao.
As if he felt that he hadn't spoken deeply enough, Zhang Wei said again: "I mean, he is very tasteful, and he has seen a lot of girls like you." β
"Wow!"
The beauty couldn't hold back any longer, and directly poured the wine in her hand on Ziqiao's face, and went back angrily.
"Hahahaha..."Yang San and Yu Mo couldn't stop laughing at all.
Zhang Wei, who cleaned himself up, said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Ziqiao, I may not have grasped the key." β
At this time, Ziqiao generously comforted: "It's okay, there will be a tacit understanding with more practice, you have to pay attention... Phrased appropriately. This time, I'll show you a demonstration. β
After that, Ziqiao took Zhang Wei to look for new prey again.
Yu De was far away, so Yu Mo couldn't hear their conversation.
The curious Yumo immediately asked Yang San to translate it to her.
Unexpectedly, before he could say a word, Ziqiao was splashed with wine by the beauty again, this time it was still red wine, and Ziqiao's clothes were wasted.
Yu Mo suddenly became more curious, and excitedly asked Yang San to tell her what she just said.
"That beauty is a schnauzer lover, Ziqiao said that Zhang Wei specializes in schnauzers, but I didn't expect Zhang Wei to say that schnauzer meat is delicious!"
The dejected Ziqiao walked back gloomily, taking advantage of the gap between Zhang Wei and going to the bathroom, and said helplessly: "I originally thought that Zhang Wei was a rare talent, but I didn't expect that a talent is a talent, just a talent like an idiot, let him find a lewd lookout, he is very professional, just let him have a conversation." β