Zuo Teng looked down and saw two cute rabbit heads.

Further down, two slender jade legs are stacked under the aqua blue gauze skirt.

On the feet are a pair of wrap-around mid-heeled dancing shoes, which are only suitable for dancing.

On both sides, the green shoulders are exposed, and the streamers of the gauze skirt are wrapped around the arms.

Behind him, waist-length hair was sat underneath him, tearing his scalp......

"I'm done!" The intelligent Zuo Teng realized the truth of the matter, and his face was like ashes.

I'm so miserable! I don't want women's clothing wow!

What exactly am I doing wrong?

Zuo Teng got up from the bed crying, covered his nose with his hand, pushed open the door, and sat in front of the dresser in the bathroom.

In the mirror, a woman's face was sad and pitiful.

Her green silk is like a waterfall, draped to her waist, her eyes are large and bright, her eyebrows are slender like a sword, her nose is straight and straight, and the tip of her nose is slightly red.

She has no bangs on her forehead, two strands of black hair parted from the top of her head, symmetrically distributed on both sides of her cheeks, her red lips are bitten, and the curves of her cheeks are smooth and coordinated.

She has a graceful posture and a complexion as clear as jade.

Her temperament is mysterious and complex, and people can tell at first glance that she is a woman with a story.

Tenderness is like water, enthusiasm is like fire.

Pure and sexy, domineering and pitiful, lively and quiet...... All kinds of contradictory temperaments are perfectly coordinated in her body.

What a stunning woman who sinks fish and geese, closes the moon and shy flowers, has picturesque eyebrows, is charming, smiles and flowers bloom, and tears and birds fall!

Anyone who sees her, male or female, will feel that they are separated from her by an invisible barrier, but they can't help but want to know her story and get closer to her life.

"Woo woo woo ......" Zuo Teng hid his face and cried, crying so much that the pear blossoms brought rain.

I don't want women's clothes, but my women's clothes are too beautiful!

With such a landscape, who doesn't want her to stay in this world for a while?

"System, you have to give me an explanation, how can you make me so beautiful without my consent?" Zuo Teng asked the system in a hurry in his mind.

"I'm sorry! Wow! The system's cry came from Zuo Teng's mind: "Sister, you are so good-looking, I shouldn't devour you!"

I'm not human! No, wow, I'm not a system! ”

Zuo Teng: "......"

Meow meow?

There's nothing wrong with your brain, right?

Oh yes, where did the system come from.

After tossing for a while, Zuo Tengcai had an effective communication with the calmed down system, and got the news that the women's clothing could only be lifted after the completion of business task 2.

The system explained that because there were only four days left, Business Task 2 needed to have more than 320 passengers for three consecutive days, and in order to inflict a small punishment and provide a small help, it used the functions of the devoured Charm Infinite System on Zuo Teng.

The system cried and said: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

I shouldn't have put such a good-looking skin on the body of a sand sculpture man, it's blasphemy!

“？？？” Zuo Teng, who was still insulted after being, came to the living room with a question mark on his head to check the system message.

"LV1 worker Zuo Teng, you have a new message."

Business Daily: Yesterday, the cumulative passenger flow was 192 people, and the cumulative turnover was 401 gold coins.

Business Task 2 Progress: 0/3, four days countdown, please use every opportunity to complete the task.

Note: If the mission fails, the host may die, oh no, Xiang Xiaoyu will die. ”

Zuo Teng read the news and hid his face again and cried.

I'm so tired...... Why is it so miserable that the crossing has become the protagonist?

At this moment, there was a rough knock at the door.

"Bang bang bang!" Outside the door, Lin Xiaocao banged on the door panel angrily.

Last night, Zuo Teng, who was in a bad mood, arranged a lot of homework for her, saying that she was not allowed to sleep until she finished writing.

Zuo Teng's words were to tease Lin Xiaocao, he never thought that Lin Xiaocao had really written his homework for a night, and then he came to knock on the door with his homework in a huff.

Zuo Teng opened the door impatiently.

"Brother Zuo, I'm done with my homework!" Lin Xiaocao said this indifferently, only to find that the woman standing in front of him was a suffocating woman.

"I ...... I'm looking for my brother Zuo Teng, not you. Lin Xiaocao hesitated, lowered his head, and blushed with shame: "Who are you?" How could you be in my brother's room. ”

She thought in her heart: No wonder my brother looks down on me, it turns out that he has such a good-looking partner.

If I had such a partner, I would look down on anyone else!

When Zuo Teng saw Lin Xiaocao's appearance, his mood strangely improved, and a bad taste came to his heart.

He said in his heart, "Ahahaha...... Thunder Monkey, the first time we met, are you Zuo Teng's annoying sister?

I'm Zuo Teng's girlfriend, and my name is Left and Right Hand. ”

However, the exit became: "Hello, first time we met, you are Zuo Teng's sister, right?" He mentioned you to me, and you're so cute!

I am also Zuo Teng's sister, my name is Zuo Youshou, You is the blessing of protection, and Shou is the guard of protection.

I have such a strange name because our brother is a pig's head! You know, some stupid men are just weird. ”

“？？？ I ¥%&*! Zuo Teng went crazy in his heart: "System, what's going on?" Am I not even free speech?

Scolding yourself, is this still like words? ”

The system said indifferently: "What does it mean to be infinitely charming? If you are allowed to pick your nose, feet, and scold, can you still call it infinitely charming?

This feature of the Infinite Charm system will not allow you to scandalize its image, so every word you say and every action you do will have a certain degree of distortion before it becomes a reality.

The degree and direction of the distortion depends on the preferences of the person you interact with, and it is always about making anyone you interact with increase their liking for you.

However, don't be afraid, in the big picture, this feature will follow your wishes. ”

Sure enough, Lin Xiaocao raised her head in surprise and said happily: "Sister Zuo Youshou? Are you also Zuo Teng's sister? Do you also think my brother is a pig's head? ”

Zuo Teng: "......"

I feel like I'm really a pig's head now, and I even want to beat some kids into pigs' heads!

"By the way, where did my brother go? Sister Zuo Youshou, why did you suddenly appear here. Lin Xiaocao asked curiously.

Your brother is by you! Zuo Teng complained in his heart, and said with a smile on his face: "My brother has something to do, and he left Mohe City temporarily, and I came over to help him look after the store." ”

Lin Xiaocao was puzzled: "Left Mohe City?" ”

Zuo Teng was silent in his heart, and nodded his body and said, "Yes, there is a teleportation formation in my brother's room." ”

"Uh-oh." Lin Xiaocao handed over the homework he had written: "Sister Zuo Youshou, this is the homework that my brother asked me to write, I wrote it all night, it's so hard, you can help me take a look." ”

I'm looking at a ghost's homework! Zuo Teng was very impatient, and his body took the homework and threw it on the sofa in the room, and said with a smile:

"Don't worry about stupid brothers and homework, let's have breakfast! After breakfast, you have to go to bed quickly, girls will not be beautiful if they sleep less! ”

Zuo Teng's heart: Dry!

Soon, when Zuo Teng and Lin Xiaocao were eating breakfast elegantly, Zhang Xusheng stepped on two hot wheels and rushed down the stairs quite excitedly: "Master, Master, I watched "Primary School Mathematics" all night, and finally finished reading it!"

After reading it, my control over my own source qi has improved to a big level! Still, I'm confused......

Uh, Master, this ...... Who is the beautiful woman? ”

When Zhang Xusheng said the last sentence, he looked at Lin Xiaocao suspiciously, his little face was slightly red, and he didn't dare to look at Zuo Teng's eyes.

"Sister Zuo Youshou is the sister of Brother Zuo, You is the blessing of protection, and Shou is the guard of protection.

My sister's name is a bit strange because the name was taken by my brother by mistake. ”

Zuo Teng: I'm stupid, yes, but do you need to emphasize it so many times? Thank you so much!

His body was smiling like a flower: "Xiaocao, thank you for explaining my name to me, why don't you introduce me to others today?" ”

"Okay." Lin Xiaocao smiled happily.

Zuo Teng: I laughed too!

Everything I said was wrong, I stopped talking, it's okay, right?

"It turned out to be Uncle Shi, my nephew Xusheng has seen Uncle Shi, I was rude just now, I hope Uncle Shi won't be surprised!" Zhang Xusheng's face was as red as an apple, and his heartbeat was as fast as raindrops falling on the ground on a rainy day.

"What a faux pas! My brother specially mentioned you to me before leaving, saying that you are his only apprentice, and he treasures you very much!

Come and have breakfast, we've got you covered. Zuo Teng's body covered his mouth and chuckled.

"Really?" Zhang Xusheng sat down at the table and scratched his head shyly: "I will not live up to Master's expectations." ”

At this time, Zhang's father and mother came down the stairs and exclaimed: "Wow, where did this girl doll come from, so cute!"

Is it the daughter-in-law of the left shopkeeper?

Such a beautiful daughter-in-law, the left shopkeeper is really blessed! ”

Without waiting for Zuo Teng's heart to react, his body waved his hand quickly and explained, "It's not!" I'm Zuo Teng's sister, Zuo Youshou!

My brother is so stupid that he can't marry such a beautiful daughter-in-law as me! ”

Lin Xiaocao hurriedly explained the name Zuo Youshou.

"I see! I think so, too. Zhang's father and Zhang's mother looked kind.

Zuo Teng's heart: ???

So Zuo Youshou is Zuo Teng's daughter-in-law, and it has become an insult to Zuo Youshou's image?

And Uncle Zhang, Aunt Zhang, what do you think?

Do you think I'm stupid? Or do you think I'm not lucky enough to marry such a good-looking daughter-in-law as "me"?

Watt Zefak, system, you get out of here! Don't I even have a chance to be a quiet beauty? 100% auto-answer?

The system said indifferently: "Gao Leng will not be liked by everyone, how can it be called charming?" ”

Zuo Teng: Awesome! Kudos to the charm!

After breakfast, Zhang Xusheng asked Zuo Teng hesitantly:

"Uncle Shi, I have a question for you, you are well-informed, you should know the answer."

After obtaining Zuo Teng's consent, he said his problem:

"I watched part of "Elementary Physics" last night, and I felt a little strange, why is there no mention of the existence of source qi and divine soul in all physical theories?

The physical models listed in the book also don't take into account the source qi and divine soul, which feels a bit strange. ”

Zuo Teng's heart: At that time, because of a certain idiot system, I put unsuitable books in the store! How can I explain this to you?

Zuo Teng's body: "My brother is right, his apprentice is really smart!"

Nephew, your question is very good, physics does not take the source qi and the divine soul into account, that is because the source qi and the divine soul are too mysterious, and it is not possible to provide a systematic explanation for them for the time being.

And without taking into account the physical model of the source qi and the divine soul, it is enough for daily life and combat analysis.

After all, in battle, it is difficult for you to accurately analyze the enemy's source qi and divine soul power.

Being able to accurately analyze the changes in objects other than Source Qi and Divine Soul will already be of great help to you in battle! ”

"I see. Thank you Uncle for your advice! Zhang Xusheng nodded with satisfaction and smiled shyly: "I will continue to complete the task assigned by the master and do the questionnaire." ”

Seeing Zhang Xusheng's shy appearance, Zuo Teng's evil taste came to his heart.

Ma Dan, since I can't resist, I can't suffer alone!

His body looked at Zhang Xusheng, smiled slightly, and the pupils of his eyes flowed with a touching brilliance, seeing Zhang Xusheng's soul ascend to heaven on the spot.

When Zhang Xusheng came to his senses, she gently waved her hand to let Zhang Xusheng get closer, and blew in his ear: "Senior nephew, please bring some beautiful flowers back by the way when you go out."

Will the flowers in Mohe City look better than those in my hometown? I'm very curious~"

"Okay! Uncle Shi, I promise you, I will definitely bring the most beautiful flowers in Mohe City back to Yue Study! Zhang Xusheng agreed without hesitation, his face turned red, and he rushed out of the door.

Outside the door, the guests in line saw Zhang Xusheng rushing past as an afterimage, and exclaimed:

"Damn, what's the matter with this kid Zhang Xusheng? Got an aphrodisiac? ”

"I'll go! This speed is hidden deeply! Someone, hurry up and report this information back! ”

"This left shopkeeper is really magical, and he trained Zhang Xusheng like this in two days. Fortunately, Zhang Xusheng was careless and exposed the details. Otherwise, we are still in the dark! ”

After the business hours arrived, the guests poured into Yue Shuzhai and were immediately nosebleed by Zuo Tengmei, who was sitting at the cash register.

"Ah, my heart, my heart is going to jump out of my mouth!"

"Ahh She smiled at me! Ah, I'm dead! ”

"Don't push me! Even if I die here today, I will stop here and admire this beauty! ”

"In the face of this beauty that the gods are ashamed of, the grievances of the three major families are not worth mentioning, and today it should be revealed, and the eyes of the celebration of our waiting have played their due role!"

The team crowded at the door of Yue Study, they were so obsessed with Zuo Teng's beauty that they forgot to move forward.

The people who were blocked behind were scolding, and when they heard the people in front of them shouting, they were curious, and they jumped up and looked at the cash register.

"The guy in front, let me die! You're blocking Lao Tzu from admiring fairies! ”

The people outside the door were shouting impatiently, "What the hell are the crazy people in the store doing?" How long are you going to block the door?

I saw the key plot of "Dou Po", and I was in a hurry!

Even if there are really fairies in front of me today, they can't stop me from watching "Dou Po"! ”

However, when the men entered the store, they immediately changed their tone:

"Ah, "Dou Po" or something, it's really not worth mentioning, I have no regrets in my life to see such a character!"

"I think, if I were Xiao Yan, and this character woman was Nalan Yanran.

Even if I die, I will never agree to divorce! ”

"From another point of view, if Xiao Xun'er is like this, Xiao Yan may go to the Yunlan Sect and withdraw from the marriage by himself."

"If Medusa were such a character, I'd rather die in front of her!"

Horses, what kind of criticism are these? Spraying nosebleeds in front of Lao Tzu and being ugly, it's so disgusting!

Zuo Tengsheng has no love, which is reflected in his appearance, which is a woman sitting lazily on a chair, bending her legs, smiling rather than smiling, and her eyes are domineering and awe-inspiring.

"Ah, I'm dead!"

"I've died the thousand-three-ninety-ninth time! This look can shark me for 10,000 years! ”

Zuo Teng: "??? ”

Then you should hurry up and die!

After a while, everyone came to their senses and came to the cash register.

Lin Xiaocao excitedly shared with everyone the name "Zuo Youshou".

also made Zuo Teng be whipped again and again.

Many people complained about "Zuo Youshou":

"This name, although the meaning is good, but it is really not worthy of such a beauty.

The left shopkeeper of Yue Shuzhai is indeed stupid to choose such a hasty name! ”

"However, such a beautiful woman, who wouldn't want to protect her with their lives and not let her be hurt even the slightest?"

And Gongsun Hongyan, who had a collapsed face and a face like ashes after entering the store, heard that Zuo Youshou was just Zuo Teng's sister, and his face was a little bloody, but it was still ugly.

Everyone was reluctant to disperse around Zuo Youshou, and was driven into the courtyard by Zuo Teng's inner scolding and external advice.

It's just that while they are reading, they will frequently raise their heads, and when they glance at Zuo Youshou, they will turn back shyly, for fear of meeting Zuo Youshou's eyes.

When they see the colorful female characters in "Dou Po", they can't help but stare at Zuo Teng and make up for the beauty of these characters.

Gongsun Hu, who has the thickest skin, has the most exaggerated behavior.

Zuo Teng rushed several times, but he was unmoved, he just didn't leave.

He lay on the cash register with his chin propped up, his eyes unblinking, turning his head, and admiring Zuo Youshou's beauty from a different angle.

Zuo Teng looked at him, his eyes were gentle, but he was actually scolding in his heart.

Dead fatty! Disgusting dead fat man! Stare at Lao Tzu like this again, Lao Tzu sharked you!

On the surface, Zuo You's voice was soft, and he asked, "Little fat man, it's rude to stare at my sister like this, what do you want to do when you look at me like this?" ”

Gongsun Hu wiped away the nosebleed without changing his face, his eyes were intoxicated, and he said earnestly:

"Sister, you are so good-looking! I can't appreciate your perfection enough in my life!

You're wearing a dancing outfit, and I'm thinking so much, and I really want to see you dance.

Being able to watch you dance a dance, I die without regrets! ”

Zuo Teng: "??? ”

Dead fatty, you will immediately give Lao Tzu to die!