Chapter 16: Special Effect Tooth Extraction (Subscription Requested!) )
"The next question is very difficult, but it is worth 100,000 yuan, do you want to continue?"
The host began to have a little interest in Teacher Zeng, and the average boy wouldn't know about the question just now.
At this time, Yang San found that Mr. Zeng vaguely swept the audience on the side, and seemed to be a little disappointed.
"Go on."
"Listen to the question."
The host gestured in satisfaction, and soon the new question was sent to the display in front of them.
"What day is World Love Teeth Day every year?
A, August 10, B, August 20, C, September 10, D, September 20. ”
At this time, the corners of Mr. Zeng's mouth suddenly curved strangely.
Remembering that unforgettable day.
It was a sunny morning, the birds were singing, and everything was so beautiful, except for his teeth......
"Don't touch it, it hurts~"
Hu Yifei, the female devil, gloated and poked her tooth bag, and Teacher Zeng hurriedly covered her face gently.
"Hehe, it's quite Q, I thought only hamsters could have such big cheeks, so you can too."
"Schadenfreude, right, if you have the ability, you will never have a toothache."
Teacher Zeng shouted helplessly, but he didn't expect to pull his teeth again, and couldn't help squinting his eyes.
At this time, Zhang Wei walked in.
"Teacher Zeng, the street is handing out pamphlets, encouraging everyone to get their teeth checked, so you should go and get them checked too."
Teacher Zeng was suddenly anxious, you can do it one by one.
"Deliberately irritating me, right? Didn't you ask you to find San'er, why did you come back with this? ”
Zhang Wei said helplessly: "San'er didn't find it, I heard Yumo say that something went out, so he shouldn't come back so soon." ”
"Nani! Hiss~"
Teacher Zeng hurriedly covered his face, with a faint sadness in his heart.
"How long do I have to hurt?"
"Really, today is World Love Teeth Day." Zhang Wei said kindly.
"Ahh Oh~"
Before the scar was good, Mr. Zeng forgot about the pain, pulled his teeth again, and hurriedly whispered.
"What kind of love teeth day, a group of doctors jointly engage in promotions, so I won't be fooled."
"Why do you say that?" Zhang Wei asked in surprise.
"Isn't it. I think that what kind of sleep day, is the invention of some mattresses sellers, and that housing day, must be made by those real estate developers, and now there are more love teeth days, how can the people remember so many festivals, and there are no holidays! ”
Looking at Teacher Zeng who covered his face again, Yifei smiled happily.
"Let's not say a word, it's all swollen like a pig's head and there is so much nonsense, I also advise you to extract your wisdom teeth as soon as possible."
"That's it, maybe you can still get a discount today, isn't it just a tooth extraction, why do you have to wait for San'er to come back?"
Zhang Wei also looked at Teacher Zeng speechlessly, he had been screaming all morning, and he was still so stubborn.
"I won't pull it out, I have to inject anesthetic medicine for tooth extraction, what if it hurts my wise and martial brain, San'er told me yesterday, he has a way to help me solve it."
The reason why Teacher Zeng is in pain is here, he had a good talk with San'er yesterday, but who knew that something happened to go out today.
Yifei couldn't help laughing and said, "Then you don't have the ability to take anesthetics, strong man." ”
"What if I don't hurt to death?"
At this time, Zhang Wei said mysteriously: "I know a local method, when I was a child in an orphanage, the teacher helped me pull it out like this. ”
Teacher Zeng calmly turned his head to look at Zhang Wei and asked slowly.
"Does it hurt?"
Soon, Zhang Wei and Mr. Zeng came to 3602 and tied Mr. Zeng's teeth to the line, and the other end of the line was firmly tied to the doorknob.
"It's called opening the door and extracting your teeth, and I've fastened your wisdom teeth to the doorknob.
All you have to do in a moment is wait here.
As long as someone opens the door, you can use the power of someone else to open the door and bring your teeth down in an instant.
Scientific studies have shown that the force of opening the door multiplied by the moment without a person's knowledge can completely achieve the effect of tooth extraction. ”
At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door.
"It's coming, it's coming."
Zhang Wei reminded him, and at the same time, he once again made sure that the thread on the doorknob was tightened.
"Click...... Bang! ”
In Mr. Zeng's expectation, the door opened instantly, and Mr. Zeng seemed to see the pleasure of his wisdom teeth getting out of his mouth.
Wait, what's going on? And so many stars......
Guan Gu, who opened the door, was still a little surprised in his heart, why did he seem to hit something halfway through the opening?
At this time, Teacher Zeng finally fell, and Guan Gu also understood that he had hit something.
"Ah~~~"
Originally, it was just a toothache, but now it even hurts his head, and Mr. Zeng simply doesn't want to live.
"You're alright, I'm sorry, Mr. Zeng."
Guan Gu hurriedly said apologetically to Teacher Zeng, and asked in surprise.
"I don't know...... What are you doing at the door? ”
Teacher Zeng covered his mouth and head at the same time, and said with a sad face: "You ask him, ah~"
"Huh? It turned out to be useful. Zhang Wei said suspiciously.
"Nonsense, the door of your orphanage was also open to the inside?" Teacher Zeng shouted angrily.
Zhang Wei suddenly came to his senses and hurriedly shouted.
"I see, our door was open to the outside."
Teacher Zeng collapsed on the sofa speechlessly, and I said that I would wait for San'er to come back.
At this time, Guan Gu also figured it out.
"Teacher Zeng, you're going to have your teeth extracted, right? There is a very useful method in Japan, why don't you try it? ”
Teacher Zeng looked at Guan Gu suspiciously.
"Does it hurt?"
This time, the preparation time is longer.
Because Mr. Zeng heard that he was going to play baseball, he immediately went to borrow a professional baseball uniform.
Guan Gu was speechless for a moment, so he had to ask Teacher Zeng to help him bring a set.
Soon, everything was ready.
"I've tied your tooth string to this ball, and when I throw it to you, you're going to swing your bat hard and try to hit a home run.
When the ball flies out, you can bring your teeth down.
The bottom line is that your attention is on the ball.
So, it doesn't hurt at all. ”
Sekiya tied the string to the baseball while excitedly explaining to Mr. Zeng.
This time, Mr. Zeng was very confident, because this time his fate was in his own hands.
Teacher Zeng patted Guan Gu arrogantly, and pointed to the distance very forcefully.
Sekiya smiled happily and walked away with the ball, ready to start.
At this time, Yifei came over with a soy sauce bottle and asked in surprise.
"What are you doing?"
Guan Gu did not explain, but motioned for Yifei to stand up and assume the classic pose of teeing off by himself.
"Are you ready?"
"Ready!"
Teacher Zeng waved his bat and shouted calmly.
Zhang Wei hurriedly stood behind Teacher Zeng with a trash can, ready to catch the ball.
Guan Gu was trying to help Mr. Zeng extract his teeth, so naturally he didn't use much strength, but aimed at the trash can in Zhang Wei's hand and gently threw it over.
"Ah~ hit!"
Teacher Zeng confidently swung the bat out...... Take a hundred plating and read the latest chapter of "Starting from the Love Apartment and Crossing the Claw Book House" for free for the first time.