My boyfriend who gave me half of the house: "? ”

Three seconds later, my boyfriend who gave me half of the house: "Don't do it, honey." ”

"Who did it with you, who is doing it with the two of us? Don't think you don't admit it, I don't know you have a dog outside. Now that I've got all the stolen goods, you'd better think about how to give me a reasonable explanation. ”

Chen Enci typed a long list of words in one breath, and after sending them out, he felt that he was not relieved enough, and added: "Hehe, with such a flat chest, you can also do it." ”

…

Qin Xiao really thinks that the little fiancée is unreasonable.

He was away for a few hours, and how did he come out with a dog outside?

He raises a hammer.

Qin Xiao endured the urge to step on the accelerator, run the red light and go home, and educate his little girlfriend well, took the mobile phone, gritted his teeth and sent a voice: "Do I have a dog outside, do you have no points in your heart?" ”

"It seems that I didn't you enough to make you hallucinate."

At the top of the screen, "The other party is typing ......" appears frequently.

Qin Xiao waited and waited, but he didn't wait for a reply from his little girlfriend.

He tugged at the corners of his lips slightly, snorted lightly, and thought to himself, why don't you do it and continue to do it.

Qin Xiao weighed his little girlfriend because of his words, it is estimated that he can be honest until he arrives home, and just wanted to put down the mobile phone, the mobile phone shook.

The little girlfriend sent a picture.

Qin Xiao clicked.

“……”

A set of smoked pink underwear.

“………”

Qin Xiao clicked on the message input box several times, and pressed and pressed his fingertips on the screen, but he never could send out a word.

“…………”

Feng Shui takes turns, and this time she keeps seeing "the other party is inputing", but she can't hear from him for a long time.

…

Qin Xiao stopped the car and hesitated in the car for a few minutes before pushing open the door.

took the elevator and arrived on the first floor, as soon as the elevator door opened, Qin Xiao saw his little girlfriend carrying a baseball bat.

At the top of the baseball bat, the set of smoke-pink underwear hangs.

“……”

Qin Xiao was in the elevator for three seconds and walked out.

As the elevator doors closed, Chen took the baseball bat off his shoulder, knocking on his palm again and again. With her movements, the light underwear kept dangling.

“……”

Qin Xiao suddenly felt a little dizzy in his underwear.

He stood in front of his little girlfriend and cleared his throat: "Want to play baseball?" ”

Chen Enci carried a baseball bat and swung it at Qin Xiao, the stick grazed Qin Xiao's ear, and slammed it on the elevator door: "I want to hit you." ”

Qin Xiao: "......"

Chen Enci slowly pulled the baseball bat back, put the two underwear he was holding on it, and put it on Qin Xiao's shoulder, and then carried the baseball bat in one hand, and knocked on the other palm for a while, "Let's talk about it." ”

Qin Xiao: "......"

"Tell me the story behind this underwear."

Qin Xiao: "...... Is it okay not to talk about it? ”

Chen Enci spun the baseball bat in the palm of his hand.

Before she could speak, Qin Xiao sighed: "It's not that I can't speak, but I'm afraid that your little heart can't bear it." ”

Chen Enci sighed: "It's okay, if my little heart can't bear it, my body won't be able to bear it." ”

Qin Xiao: "...... So I said it? ”

Chen Enci raised his chin coldly, signaling him to let go of a fart quickly.

Qin Xiao: "...... Did I really say that? ”

Chen Enci raised the baseball bat without saying a word.

Qin Xiao raised his hand and tore the underwear off his shoulder and threw it into the arms of his little girlfriend: "You gave this underwear." ”

Chen Enci blinked, dazed.

"You bought this underwear."

Qin Xiao repeated it again, and seeing that his little girlfriend hadn't turned the corner yet, he touched his pocket and handed over the mobile phone that he didn't use often: "In other words, that is, the bowl sister in your mouth is your husband." ”

Chen Enci stared at Qin Xiao for a while, then took the phone.

clicked on WeChat and saw the words "Look at this bowl is big and round", she looked up at Qin Xiao, and then clicked on the sonorous rose group.

Familiar group names, familiar group chat content, familiar group members.

No wonder she felt that the underwear was familiar, it turned out that she bought it.

So she blamed him wrong?

Chen Enci was a little embarrassed, she pursed her lips, and just wanted to return the phone to Qin Xiao, when she suddenly reacted, as if something was not ...... Too right?

Qin Xiao is Sister Bowl?

Didn't Qin Xiao tell her that he didn't have a vest?

Sister Wan's vest, he has been using it for a year...... One year ...... Her longest vest is @在线蹲 a screen name, which has lasted for just two months.

The most important thing is that she complained about Qin Xiao in the group, and also talked about many women's privacy topics.

.

Chen Enci threw the mobile phone into Qin Xiao's arms, rolled up his sleeves, and walked towards Qin Xiao with a baseball bat: "I'll still kill you." ”

Of course, Chen Enci didn't really fight, but just looked at the fangs and claws, Qin Xiao didn't dodge, and let her thunder and rain fall on him.

Twenty minutes later, he hugged his panting little girlfriend into his arms: "Are you refreshed?" ”

"It's not cool, let's fight for a while?"

Chen Enci sighed, don't start, and ignored Qin Xiao.

Qin Xiao chuckled, buried his head in his little girlfriend's neck, and kissed him twice: "I didn't mean to hide it from you." ”

"Later, after I was with you, I didn't see that number very often."

"The reason why this was the case before was ......"

Chen Enci didn't look at Qin Xiao, but pricked up his ears.

Qin Xiao was silent for three seconds, and gently rubbed Chen Enci's neck with the tip of his nose: "...... It's to find a way to get closer to you. ”

"At that time, it was really too far away from you."

Chen Enci opened his mouth, and his heart was so soft.

Qin Xiao felt that the little girlfriend in his arms was not so sharp, so he touched her hair and asked again, "Is the Civil Affairs Bureau still making an appointment?" ”

Chen Enci snorted twice, raised his fingertips, and pulled Qin Xiao's clothes with a look of disgust: "This set of clothes on your body is too ugly, I don't want to take a photo with you wearing this kind of clothes." ”

Qin Xiao laughed lowly: "Okay, I'll go change my clothes until my little girlfriend is satisfied." ”

Chen Enci made a small face and did not speak. When Qin Xiao stepped on the stairs, she added: "The clothes are on the bed." ”

…

…

When I came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.

Qin Xiao led Chen Enci back to Qin's house and had dinner.

Chen Enci had already met with the Qin family, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

Before leaving, Chen Enci received a thick stack of red envelopes, and when she got into the car, she began to count the money, counting, counting the numbers, and Chen Enci, who couldn't count, simply didn't count, and built a high stack of money like a house, "Qin Xiao, I don't think your family is like marrying a daughter-in-law, more like buying a daughter-in-law." ”

[There's another chapter, the finale, see you in the morning, I'm going to think about how to end it!!! Pay attention to Weibo: Ye Feiye is a goblin, pay attention to Chen Chao's words~~]