Chapter 177: Along the Seine River to the North
In the afternoon, outside Paris, on the Seine.
Obviously, rich people can live well anywhere, even in the dangerous center of the Great Revolution, Han Xing's mountain of wealth still makes him live an unusually nourishing life.
He rented a boat and planned to travel north along the Seine to visit the great rivers and mountains of France.
"Ali, I've already met Napoleon!" Han Xing turned on the remote video call function of the Infinity Watch and said to Ali who appeared on the light screen.
"Great! When will he be able to come to Egypt? Ali said with a happy face, he was sweating profusely, and his skin looked much darker than before. Obviously, Egypt is probably very (rè), and it is not surprising that it is a blazing sun. He (shēn) was in a tent with two manservants standing behind him, fanning him with a large feather fan, and another handing him a wet towel.
"I'm afraid it will take at least a year or two!" Han Xing shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly. Looking at Ali's surprised eyes, Han Xing had no choice but to add: "At this time, Napoleon was still engaged in Corsican independence!" He then had to come out on top in the Battle of Toulon and then conquer Italy before heading to Egypt! It's easy to bring him alone, but where to find the army! ”
"Luckily, don't you have any quick fixes?" Ali asked with a blinking look on his face full of anticipation.
Han Xing didn't even dare to look Ali in the eyes, "I'm sorry, the great man is not a cabbage, these experiences are an indispensable part of his life!" Without these experiences, he would probably not have been able to form a sound personality for the future. In other words, if we forcibly change the trajectory of his life, we may not get the Napoleon we need! Besides, how many good things can there be in the quick run? ”
Ali nodded heavily, "You're right, luckily!" I was just so anxious that I couldn't sleep night after night, and every time I closed my eyes, Dionysius appeared in front of me! I had to toss myself every day to the exhaustion to get to sleep! The white-bearded old black man said with tears in his eyes.
"Ali, don't worry, we will find the Black Book of the Dead and resurrect him! On the bright side, he's two or three years younger because of this! Han Xing joked.
Ali burst into tears and laughed: "Yes, this guy has always called himself the big brother among us, but in fact, he is only a few months older than me, but he took advantage of me!" After this resurrection, it's his turn to call me brother! See if I don't take back all the advantages that he took advantage of in Ping (rì)! I must make him call me 'brother' more than 20 times from morning to night! ”
"By the way, luck, what are you going to do next?" Ali asked suddenly.
"I, I plan to take a boat tour of the beautiful scenery of France first, pass the time, and then consider going to Toulon and Napoleon for a 'chance meeting' in the first half of the year or so! After all, I can't help him with this attack on Corsica, and this defeat is about whether he can jump out of the narrow Corsican doctrine and go to a magnificent life in the future! ”
"If you're going to go north along the Seine, why don't you come to London?" Suddenly, Sir Hansen's face popped up. Shocked both of them.
"Richard, you bastard, I'm going to have a heart attack from you!" Han Xing hadn't spoken yet, and Ali had already taken the lead.
"Come on! Who doesn't know that reincarnation people don't get heart disease! Every time you return to space, you will have a (shēn) body health check, right? Besides, you've always been as strong as a cow, and you're about the same as cholera or dysentery! Sir Hansen waved his hand.
"You can't be spying on us all the time, are you?" Han Xing asked, and Ali immediately squeezed his eyebrows at Han Xing, indicating that he had asked this question to the point.
Lord Hansen's face turned red for no reason and said, "What kind of surveillance! Why do you say it so ugly! Don't you know what you don't know? We're in a chat group now, I could have heard what you're saying, I've just been diving! You know, I'm a lonely handsome man! "Lord Hansen on the video teased his blonde hair (pì) and said.
"Our almighty Lord Hansen, with a peerless face that is rare in a thousand years, how can he be lonely? I'm afraid it's almost the same as being a groom every night, right? Han Xing immediately said sourly, it's not your fault that you're handsome, it's your fault to run out and show off!
"Where, where? My loneliness refers to this spiritual level, you know! Although I have been among thousands of flowers, there are still very few women who really have a heart! Lord Hansen said sadly, obviously he didn't notice the vinegar in Han Xing's words, and only thought he was complimenting.
Suddenly, he seemed to notice his gaffe, so he came back to his senses and said, "Far away, I mean, Hanschel, since you need a place to vacation, why don't you come to our England!" I guarantee you'll get the best of the pack! Eat, drink and play package to your satisfaction! "Lord Hansen patted (xiōng) 脯道.
"Where are you? It can't be somewhere like the Scottish Highlands, right? I'll admit it's a nice place, but looking at the waves and the highlands all day long, and the salty and wet sea breeze doesn't appeal to me! Han Xinghu asked suspiciously.
Sir Hansen immediately became anxious, "What Scotland, is that kind of place for people?" What I'm going to say is ······"
Before he could finish speaking, Roy's voice rang out, "Why isn't Scotland a place for people?" How good are the green mountains and green waters? Even Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was built in Scotland! Ever heard of golf? That's the high sport we invented in Scotland! ”
"What noble sport have you invented in England?" Roy immediately asked.
"Badminton!" Sir Hansen retorted immediately.
"Come on, badminton was invented by the Indians, you are just stealing their ideas! You invented the name change? "As he got older, Roy became more sharp-toothed.
"Don't forget that India was our colony!" Sir Hansen shook his hand (tào) and puffed out like a frog.
"Hanschel, you must come to London, I will treat you with authentic British food!" Sir Hansen seemed to realise that he could no longer excel in his sport, so he shifted the conversation to food.
"British food? Dark Cuisine! As soon as Han Xing heard about British food, he instinctively thought of the dark cuisine series that the British people were full of, except for fish steak and French fries, Han Xing was very secretive about other British dishes.
Before Han Xing could say no, Roy had already started to taunt the mode, "English food? Do you know how Italians divide the world into gastronomic areas? Italy: Delicious! France: Okay! Germany: Strange tastes! United Kingdom: God bless the Queen~'s stomach! Sir Hansen, quick, talk to Uncle Hanschel about England's best dishes, and the grand finale, look up to the stars! ”
"Hehe, if you have eaten Scotland's national dish 'Haggis', you are afraid that you will really fall to the ground on the spot and look up at the starry sky!" Sir Hansen immediately slammed back.
Roy's face turned green when he heard Haggis, and although he was a Scottish man, he was very proud of Scotland, but he was also insensitive to this national dish.
"What is Haggis?" Only Han Xing was curious about this and asked Ali quietly.
"Haggis is an alternative sausage! Take out the whole stomach of the sheep, wash it, and then treat the sheep's internal organs with spices and make a filling and put it back! When you eat it, cut it like a sausage and eat it! What does it taste like? It's a bit unforgettable! Ali whispered to Han Xing in embarrassment.
"I think it's okay! If you don't use sheep offal as the filling, it should be acceptable, won't it be very fat? "As a native of the Celestial Dynasty, Han Xing has a wide range of recipes, after all, hasn't Han Xing also eaten tripe? There are also pork liver, large intestines and the like, but I have never heard of anyone eating sheep offal, I'm afraid the smell will be very strong!
That's why I said that the end (shēn) is unforgettable! I forgot that you are from the Celestial Empire, and you are famous for flying in the sky, running on the ground, and swimming in the river, and there is nothing you dare not eat! Ali laughed and cried.
"It's not that scary! We don't eat everything either! It's not that there are many people who are (bī), quite a year, and they can't eat (ròu) once a year, in order to satisfy their hunger, of course, they are not willing to let go of any part that has (ròu)! Han Xing explained patiently.
Sir Hansen was still debating with Roy, and finally Han Xing said, "Do you two realize that Scotland and England are one country in reality?" Isn't it the same as tearing each other down? I decided, I'm going to London first, then Scotland! ”
"Uncle Hanschel, if you have to go to London, remember to bring an umbrella! It was a place where the sky was like turning a book, and it might rain down, and believe me, you won't find any romance and poetry (qíng) in rainy London! ”
Roy told him in a serious way, the first half of the paragraph was normal, and then continued to turn on the taunt mode and said, "Because you're only going to end up in a full (shēn) muddy and embarrassed end!" Maybe you will also be swept by the mud and water of the carriage (jiàn) and the mud and water of the carriage (shēn)! ”
"Oh my God! I'm going to miss the French food! But then again, what country doesn't have a few wonderful dishes? For example, a snail in France and a live octopus in South Korea (this one is actually fine, but the tentacles are really panicking when they drill into your nose!) The fat intestines of the Celestial Empire, although Han Xing thinks that the fat intestines are quite understandable, but foreigners obviously don't think so, of course, these are small compared to the [Golden Grain Meal] of the Neon Country! Han Xing sighed in his heart.
When he thought of neon food, Han Xing was simply hairy, and instantly felt that British food would definitely not disappoint him, after all, British food is at most a little more cerebral with a pairing.
Han Xing's life on the ship is now beautiful, drinking red wine, eating sausages, vegetables and potatoes are also sufficient, the sun is abundant, and there are beautiful pastoral scenery along the way.
Han Xing didn't dare to open the door to enter the [Riverside District] on the boat, after all, God knows if he would appear on the water when he came out, and then fell into the river with a plop, even if he could swim, Han Xing didn't want to experience this feeling!
There are only 6 crew members on the whole ship, including the captain, this is a single-masted cargo ship, just engaged in transportation work, Han Xing does not plan to take a ship directly to London, this ship will take Han Xing to the Netherlands, where Han Xing will transfer to a cargo ship to London.
Along the way, Han Xing asked the French captain for some knowledge about living at sea, and even after coming to the Bay of Seine, he personally handed (cāo) a rudder, which is more difficult to drive than a car, and the reaction is as slow as death! Fortunately, the sea is relatively wide, but I am not afraid of "hitting the ship"!