Qingmei: Five

When the husband saw his wife, peach blossoms, and beautiful scenery from afar, he remembered the vows and emotions of his youth, and his heart was excited and guilty, and he couldn't even talk about the business at hand, so he hurriedly accompanied his wife to the peach blossom forest for a walk.

Hua Yun saw that the husband and wife were close and he had successfully retired, so he asked the boatman to row ashore and go back to his residence.

Walking through a small alley and walking to a secluded place, Hua Yun suddenly noticed that someone was following her behind her. Without being too surprised or frightened, Hua Yun turned around and walked into a more secluded place.

The person behind him seemed to be overjoyed, and his footsteps hurriedly accelerated, originally afraid that Hua Yun's shouting would lead people to run away inconveniently, and he kept some distance, but now when he saw that the person in front of him had thrown himself into the net, he couldn't bear the evil thoughts in his heart and followed forward.

Turning a corner, I don't know which family planted a piece of bamboo here, densely packed and several acres wide, Hua Yun calmly stepped into the forest.

The people following behind him walked quickly, getting closer and closer, but in the blink of an eye, they turned a corner of the wall, and then looked in front of them, but they were empty, only a large piece of emerald bamboo.

When he was puzzled, the man looked into the bamboo forest, but saw that his blue and white clothes flashed in the forest, and then disappeared.

The man looked at the bamboo forest, thinking that the bamboo forest was a good place to hide, and thinking that Hua Yun and a woman were powerless, which was a good thing for God to fulfill him. So he rubbed his hands, smiled, and quickened his pace and chased into the bamboo forest.

The forest went deeper and deeper, listening to the voices of no passers-by around, Hua Yun slowly stopped and stood there quietly waiting.

Sure enough, after a while, the man who was talking about business with the woman's husband on the boat appeared behind Hua Yun, looked at Hua Yun with a lewd smile and said, "You left so fast, but you chased me." ”

Hua Yun turned around, looked at the man, and asked, "What are you chasing me for?" ”

"I like the girl, why don't the girls come with me?"

Hua Yun casually made up a reason to refuse: "The family has already set a husband." ”

The man took off the golden wrench in his hand and held it in his hand for Hua Yun to look at, "Retire your family affairs and follow me, I will ensure that you eat and drink spicy food, and enjoy endless prosperity and wealth for a lifetime." ”

Hua Yun looked at the heavy golden wrench and said to the man: "If you are just happy with me, then you and I have no fate, and now you leave here, we can regard it as a misunderstanding." ”

Seeing that Hua Yun was not tempted by money, the man snorted with great disdain: "Misunderstanding? When I met my uncle, it wasn't a misunderstanding! ”

Saying that, he stepped forward, looked Hua Yun up and down, and said in a slurp: "Although your woman has an average face, her figure is slender and seductive, especially your voice and bearing, you are about to dig away my uncle's heart~ You met me today, even if you have to never obey and never obey!" When the raw rice is cooked and matured, can your husband's family still want you? When the time comes, you will have to kneel in front of my door with a shy face and beg me to marry you!" ”

Hua Yun gave this person a chance, and seeing that the other party didn't cherish it, he secretly pinched out a spell and was just about to teach this person a lesson, but suddenly saw someone suddenly jump out of the forest, bring up a few flying bamboo leaves, the movement was extremely fast and fierce, and a slap hit the person in the face.

Before the man could recover from his spinning, he was kicked in the ass again, kicked forward, lay on the ground, and gnawed a mouthful of mud.

The man got up from the mud, spat a few times, and cursed, "Which one doesn't open his eyes?" How dare you hit me! ”

The person who came came with a faint smell of pear blossom white wine, and said arrogantly: "Your ancestor and I!" After saying that, he seemed to feel very disadvantaged, and said: "Why should Lao Tzu be the ancestor of your family?" Tracing back to your ancestors for eighteen generations is not qualified! ”

The man raised his head and was about to curse again, but he was trampled on the head with one foot, his face was trampled into the mud fiercely, and blood gushed out of his nose and mouth. So he didn't dare to say anything more, so he had to beg for mercy vaguely: "The ancestors spare their lives, the ancestors spare their lives!" ”

The person who came was angry, and kicked the man's ass again, as if he had suffered a big loss, and scolded: "It's all said, which one is your ancestor?" Lao Tzu will not be your ancestor. ”

The man didn't know what to ask for for a while, and said "spare his life" a few times, but he begged and begged, but the other party still refused to stop, and when he felt that the world was turning to death, Hua Yun spoke on the side.

"Liao Jin, Shenjun, stop! Don't hurt your life in the mortal world. ”

The person who came was Liao Jin, the Western God Monarch above the Nine Heavens, and when he saw Hua Yun pleading, he kicked the man for the last time.

"Go over and admit your mistake to that aunt, and then get out!"

Ignoring the pain on his body, the man crawled to Hua Yun's feet, kowtowed a few times, and begged: "Grandma spare your life, grandma spare your life." “

Hua Yun's face was still indifferent, and Liao Zhen on the side seemed to be unhappy when he heard it, and scolded: "Get out!" Which one is your aunt and grandmother? ”

After that, the man got the pardon and crawled out of the bamboo forest.

ran to the mouth of the alley where Hua Yun followed before, and the man's servant just wanted to catch up and ask his master if he was happy? When I got closer, I saw that the person in front of me looked miserable, bleeding from all seven orifices, losing a few front teeth, and crying, comparable to a ghost haunting at night.

The servant screamed in fright, and was about to run away, when he heard a familiar voice scolding, "What are you running? I'm your lord. “

When the slave heard this, he stopped, hurried back and asked, "Master, what happened to you?" I can't hear the call. ”

The man just wanted to speak, but suddenly felt a fever in the back of his head, and he couldn't think of anything after thinking about it, and looked back at the bamboo forest with a puzzled face, and said confusedly: "Or fall inside." ”

The servant beside him didn't dare to ask more, so he hurriedly got into the carriage with his master in his arms and went to the medical hall in the city that specializes in treating bruises.

In the bamboo forest, Hua Yun slowly saluted Liao Jin, and said respectfully: "I have seen Lord Shenjun." At the end, he added, "Thank you Lord Shenjun for saving me." ”

Liao Zhen didn't carry a wine gourd today, the coarse cloth shirt of hemp gray was worn on him, clean and neat, and it seemed that his hair was carefully combed, and the belt of the same color was tied behind his head, adding a bit of freedom and casualness.

Seeing that Huayun was still like this in the sky and on the ground, Liao Zhen was a little dissatisfied and said: "You and I are not outsiders, why should we be so restrained." ”

Hua Yun lowered his head slightly, "This is the rule that a subordinate official should have." ”

Liao Zhen shook his head and took a step forward, and Hua Yun took a step back with some vigilance.

In Hua Yun's heart, although Liao Zhen did not say obscene words at the moment, but it was more dangerous than the man who had bad intentions, Hua Yun actually regretted entering this bamboo forest, if he met it in the market, due to the large number of people, he would not be too frivolous, but in this bamboo forest, if he did a little magic, then this place is really called heaven and earth should not be called the earth.

was worried, but saw Liao Zhen stop, bent down to take a good look at Hua Yun's face, and said: "The next time you go down to the mortal world, you have to look ugly again, and it is better to be fatter, otherwise it will always be troublesome to provoke those with bad intentions." ”

Hua Yun nodded in response, "Thank you Shenjun for your advice, Hua Yun will pay attention next time." ”

Liao Zhen stretched out his hand and rubbed his nose, and said: "Even if there are wicked people, it is a trivial matter for you, anyway, mortals can't hurt you, but I look at the eyes of those people looking at you, and I can't wait to gouge out their eyeballs." ”

When Hua Yun heard this, he couldn't figure out what Liao Zhen meant for a while, so he said: "Divine Monarch doesn't have to worry too much, maybe it's just a coincidence, every time the Northern Divine Monarch goes down to earth, he appears as it is, and rarely meets this kind of person?" ”

Liao Zhen sneered and said: "If that mother-in-law is here, it won't be me who wants to gouge out their eyeballs." ”

Hua Yun thought of the temper of the Northern God Monarch, laughed softly, and couldn't help but say a few more words. "Although the Northern God Monarch has a bad temper, his heart is good."

Liao Jinying said: "I know this, I have been born and died with her for so many years, but whenever I am seriously injured and saved, she will burn paper money for me." ”

"This ............" Hua Yun wanted to defend his friend for a few words, but he was about to speak, indeed this is also something that Beishenjun really did, and he can't persuade Liao Jin, Beishenjun burns paper money for you.

As soon as Hua Yun was distracted, she noticed that Liao Zhen was approaching her again, and her words were filled with joy, "Yun'er just told that person that the family had made a marriage contract, so it can be seen that you really heard my words in your heart, and when you help the mortal woman repay her vow this time, we will go back to Xianjun to get married, okay?" ”

The pear blossom-white breath invaded his nose, and Hua Yun wanted to retreat further, but found that there was dense bamboo behind him, and there was no way to retreat. His face changed, and he could only face this topic, "Liao Jinshenjun don't want to laugh, how can you and I be suitable?" ”

"How is it not appropriate?"

Liao Zhen seemed to have anticipated this problem, and opened his mouth and said: "Although your parents have passed away, they are both extremely high-ranking immortal officials in Xianjun, I am now a god monarch above the Nine Heavens, and the first emperor is my blood brother, the two of us grew up in Xianjun from childhood to adulthood, in terms of age and family background, it is the most matched, Yue Lao'er praised, we are a good marriage." ”

Hua Yun listened to Liao Zhen's words, leaned back slightly, nervous and anxious, forgot to measure, and retorted: "You, you have already beaten Yue Laochao all over your body, how can he praise you?" ”

Liao Zhen was afraid that Hua Yun would fall down if he leaned back again, straightened his waist, and said with a smile: "He did something to steal chickens and dogs a while ago, and I caught him, I just taught him a lesson on behalf of the Immortal Emperor." ”

Although this is not broken, Hua Yun can also guess one or two, presumably in the matter of Yu Zhishenjun, in order to help his friend, Yue Lao Chaojiao secretly did some wrong things with violations, but it should not be big to think about it, so he was beaten by Liao Zhen and suppressed the matter.

Hua Yun stood in place, wanting to leave but seeing that Liao Zhen didn't have the slightest intention of leaving, her position was much lower than him, and it was a little inappropriate to go ahead of him, so she asked, "What is Liao Zhen Shenjun doing in the mortal world?" ”

"Naturally, I'm looking for you." Liao Jin's words were extremely smooth, as if this matter should be natural.

Hua Yun felt that there was no light in his heart at this time, and he didn't even have an honorific title when he opened his mouth again, "You, what are you looking for me for?" ”

Liao Zhen did not make a casual gesture this time, but looked at Hua Yun and said very seriously: "Get married." ”

But it's okay if you don't take it seriously, the more serious it is, the more Hua Yun feels like she is about to cry.