When Gao Ming learned from Wade that the team he was going to set up was called X-Strike Team, he was speechless, which sounded a little weaker than the X-Men.

Therefore, when Wade excitedly invited Gao Ming to become the first member of the X-Task Force, Gao Ming refused without thinking.

"Okay, okay, I'll go find some friends to play with."

Wade said, then put on his Deadpool uniform and sat at the interview location arranged by the weasel.

Said to be the interview location, it was actually just a personal room in the Weasel Bar, with things piled up in a mess, and all kinds of firearms and weapons on the shelves behind the room.

I have to say that weasels, as intelligence dealers, are very efficient, and after distributing the recruitment news through special channels, they quickly received dozens of replies.

After some screening, six people were finally selected.

Mutant "Hustle", a strong bald black man, has the ability to distort electromagnetic fields, and can even affect the magnetic field of the human brain, causing all kinds of negative emotions, but when he saw this guy, Gao Ming almost blurted out a sentence of "Sheriff Terry".

is a play, although it is played by the same actor, but this is not Sheriff Terry Jeffords in the American drama "Annoying Detective", and the actor of that drama, Jack Peralta, is also a chatterbox, I don't know who has the better mouth cannon than him or Wade......

Mutant "Zagst", a tall, lanky white man with the ability to ...... Hmm, vomit vomit with strong acid...... The picture is very tasteful, so when he said that he wanted to show it, Gao Ming, Wade and the weasel said in unison: "No need, thank you." ”

Mutant "Invisible Man", needless to say, ability is invisible, when interviewing this invisible man, the invisible man seemed to be late, so when Gao Ming watched Wade and the weasel babble a bunch of words into the air, he found out the truth, and showed an unspoken sneer to the embarrassed two on the side.

Mutant "Shattered Star", whose real name is Rosti, is the face of an Asian man with red hair and braids, according to him, he is from a place called "Cursed Planet", an alien, and says that he is stronger than all of them, but under Gao Ming's perception, in fact, this alien is much higher than ordinary people.

Domino, a black woman with fluffy hair, has the ability to be very lucky, Wade dismisses this, thinking that luck is not an ability, but according to Domino, she always has her wishes come true, and this ability has also attracted Gao Ming's great attention.

Although Gao Ming can't detect whether Domino is really lucky, but if it is true, it is very valuable, luck is an illusory causal fate, with a description, it is "with atmospheric luck", "the chosen son", if you change places, Domino is the protagonist in minutes.

The last one is an uncle named "Peter", looking at the handsome uncle in the photo who is dressed in a straight suit and looks like an agent, and then looking at the beer-bellied, dumb-headed bearded uncle in front of him, Wade can't help but complain, "Are you cheating?" The most speechless thing is that this Uncle Peter doesn't have any superpowers, just an ordinary person, and he came over when he saw the recruitment advertisement and thought it was fun.

When introducing himself, Uncle Peter said that he had type I and type II diabetes, and Wade wanted to know when Uncle Peter would suffer from type III out of interest, so he hired Uncle Peter to fill the number, which made the Indian brother Doffend on the side feel very unfair, and angrily threw a case of beer on the ground and burst the sentence "Farke".

Well, they are all ordinary people, the only difference is that Uncle Peter has two types of diabetes, but it is just such a reason that Uncle Peter was hired, so it is no wonder that Dofender is psychologically unbalanced......

In the end, it was the result of recruiting six members, looking at this hastily formed team, Gao Ming felt very unreliable, but Wade wanted to play, so let him be, I hope it can really come in handy.

……

Following.

A helicopter quickly flew to the convoy's inevitable route, on the helicopter, all the members were ready for battle, Wade also made an incoherent pre-war mobilization speech, but when he said that the team was called "X Strike Team", sure enough, it attracted complaints from other members, and Domino said unabashedly: "Won't this be a bit of a copycat?" ”

Gao Ming looked at Wade, shrugged his shoulders, and said everything, but Wade seemed to be very satisfied with the name, and had no intention of changing it to a more resounding name at all.

The helicopter was getting closer and closer to the destination, the helicopter door opened, and Wade and others found that it was very windy today, and it seemed a little difficult to parachute, but the arrow had to be sent on the string, and everyone could only bite the bullet.

Everyone was carrying a parachute backpack, except for Gao Ming, where did he need a parachute, so it was not assigned to him.

Seeing everyone jump out of the helicopter under Wade's yelling, Gao Ming was not in a hurry, feeling the strong wind blowing on his face, inexplicably, a sentence came to his mind......

It's so noisy today.

The wind seemed to have a slight desire to cry

The wind blew something ominous into the town.

Let's go, before the wind stops.

……

Feed! Incredible! Potato chips over there...... Ahem,I'm distracted again.,Anyway, since the crossing,,It seems like I haven't made up for it for a long time.,Usually there's plenty of time.,Why do you make it like some street writers who can only force code words and don't have time to watch anime......

Gao Ming only slipped away for a while, and estimated that Wade and they were about to hit the ground, so he jumped down unhurriedly.

Today's wind is really strong, and when Gao Ming fell, he was blown away from the landing point, and in the end, he could only rely on his mental strength to land steadily.

However, when Gao Ming landed, he found ...... The number of people has decayed.

"Wade, what about Hustle, Shatterstar, Zagst, and Uncle Peter?"

Gao Ming looked at Wade, who was bent over weakly, and asked.

Wade pointed in a few directions and said helplessly: "Look, isn't it right there." ”

emmm……… The one who hit the bus head-on seemed to be in a commotion......

A helicopter ready to take off, covered in disgusting green liquid, this can't be the blood of the alien Shattered Star, right?

In front of a wood chipper, thick blood mixed with blurred shredded flesh was sprinkled in a pile of wood chips, and Uncle Peter, who had been corroded by strong acid, fell to the ground.

"Okay, wait, you let me sort out my thoughts," Gao Ming held his forehead with a little headache, "Are you telling me that in just a few tens of seconds, the members of the team went to four?" ”

"It's five, you see, the invisible man is there, and this guy has finally revealed himself." Wade pointed in one direction and said.

Gao Ming looked down and saw a charred corpse hanging on a wire......

“…… So you're recruiting players to be funny? ”

Gao Ming couldn't help but complain, and his voice became weak.

Before the action began, the team was almost wiped out, by the way, what about Domino, this lucky woman who protected her body wouldn't also receive a boxed lunch, right?

At this time, Domino's voice came from the headset: "Okay, I'm already over the escort car, where did the other team members land?" ”

is really a lucky person, but as soon as he heard Domino's inquiry, Gao Ming couldn't help but helplessly replied: "Tell you an unfortunate news......

(I wanted to say it when I watched Deadpool 2, and sure enough, the people who were recruited casually, and even watched various trailer information before the movie was released to guess how the team members would behave, and the result was to go through the scene and die together...... Flip the table, what the hell is this! )

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