Chapter 117: Sitting still and not being a gentleman

After the beautiful girl known as the "poisonous spider" saw the bodyguard walking away, she suddenly raised her head proudly and said to Lin Zaishan: "I warn you, this wild man, don't beat my idea, otherwise you will definitely die a bad death!" I'm not kidding. ”

Lin Zaishan said innocently: "I didn't think about the idea of beating you at all, I just want to enjoy my cage life quietly, and you came in by yourself." ”

"Poisonous spider" said: "There is no best, then you can still save the dog's life." ”

Lin Zaishan asked curiously, "It sounds like you are very powerful, but why are you still locked up as a slave by them?" ”

"You don't have to worry about it!" "Poisonous spider" obviously does not have a good impression of Lin Zaishan.

Lin Zaishan didn't bother to pay attention to her, and practiced his own health and aerobics dance as if no one was around.

The "poisonous spider" snorted coldly, picked up the straw mat on the ground, slapped the dust on it vigorously, and then re-laid it, and sat on it by himself, with his palm supporting his head and pretending to sleep.

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The two remained silent until about 12 o'clock in the evening, when the door outside the cell was opened, and the head of the guard walked in with two dungeon guards. They stayed in the cage where Lin Zaishan was, staring at the "poisonous spiders" who were still sitting on the straw mats and taking a nap.

"This girl just looks at the silhouette and makes people think about it." "I don't know how this chief endures. ”

"Boss, what does he do? He doesn't know how to enjoy, and our brothers are not stupid. ”

"That's right, boss, it's a big waste to leave such a stunner unattended. And waste is subject to thunder and thunder! ”

The leader hesitated for a moment and said, "Okay, for the welfare of my brothers, we will guard and steal tonight." ”

With that, he took out the key and opened the door to the cage. The guards were about to rush in, but Lin Zaishan stood straight inside the door.

"Chief, get out of the way!" The leader said.

"Do you want to do anything to this girl?" Lin Zaishan said righteously: "I advise you to dispel this idea as soon as possible. In front of me, there is absolutely no room for the abuse of women to happen! ”

"Fuck! You're well-fed and want to die, don't you? One of the guards was furious, pulled out an electric baton and stabbed Lin Zaishan's heart.

Lin Zaishan instantly stretched out his handcuffed hands and snatched the electric baton, and knocked the guard down with his backhand. Another guard was about to draw his pistol when he received an electric shock to the neck and fell to the ground. The head of the guards hurriedly raised his hands and said with a smile on his face: "Brother Chief, calm your anger. Let's go back. ”

Lin Zaishan was about to return the electric baton to the leader of the guards, but the "poisonous spider" quietly got up, snatched the electric baton, picked up the pistol from the guard who fell to the ground, and aimed it at the leader's front door.

"Give me the key to the door to the dungeon outside, or I'll kill you with one shot!" "Poisonous spider" said viciously to the leader.

Without saying a word, the leader immediately took out the key from his waist and handed it to the "poisonous spider".

The "poisonous spider" took the weapons of the leader and the two guards from their bodies, then drove them into the cage, and locked the cage from the outside.

Lin Zaishan persuaded: "This beauty, the outside is well guarded and there are many organs, I advise you not to go out blindly." ”

"Shut your dog's mouth!" The "poisonous spider" ignored Lin Zaishan's kindness at all, turned around and ran towards the exit of the dungeon.

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Ten seconds later, the alarm bell outside was loud, and dozens of seconds later, there were bursts of dog barking, and three minutes later, a team of people escorted the stunned "poisonous spider" back to the dungeon, and then stuffed her back into the cage of Lin Zaishan, and several guards were released and pulled outside to be interrogated.

Five minutes later, the captain of the group, a lean middle-aged man with two thick mustaches, strode up to the cage where Lin Zaishan was and asked, "Chief, did you attack the dungeon guards first?" ”

Lin Zaishan instinctively felt the strong murderous aura emanating from the other party, and said unhurriedly: "They want to move my woman, so I have to fight back." ”

"Your woman?" "You mean the 'poisonous spider' is your woman?" ”

"Of course. Don't you know that the lord of the city has given her to me? ”

"Rewarded to you? Hahaha. Not bad, city

The Lord is very 'careful' for you. As if he had heard the most interesting story in the world, he asked, "Looks like you haven't possessed her yet." I'll give you a free reminder that only possession is yours. ”

"Don't bother."

Bazi Hu Hehe walked out of the dungeon with a smile, and said to the patrol team waiting outside the door: "Brother, I sit in the village today, let's bet on when the chief inside will be killed by the 'poisonous spider'." ”

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Inside the cage, the "poisonous spider" has woken up.

"You're not hurt, are you?" Lin Zaishan asked with concern.

"Get out!"

"I'm just showing my concern."

The "poisonous spider" sneered a few times and asked, "You are so good, why don't you escape?" But he is willing to be a prisoner here. ”

Lin Zaishan replied: "I have amnesia, and I don't know anything about my background, identity and experience. Instead of wandering around aimlessly outside, it is better to hide in a cage to cultivate one's self-cultivation. ”

"Are you a monk, a Taoist, a monk?"

"It's not."

"Are you a eunuch?"

"Hey, how can you ask that!" Lin Zaishan said angrily, "It's not polite to speak at all. ”

"You just say you're not."

"Of course not."

"Since you're not, what kind of body are you cultivating? What kind of sex to raise? Now is the end of the world, the human race is decreasing day by day, and we are about to become extinct. You are still cultivating yourself, don't you feel that you are living a selfish and worthless life? ”

Lin Zaishan said: "As long as we survivors can unite, we may not be able to defeat the threat of the end times. ”

"I think you're confused. Unity, unity! You don't want to use pig brains to think, can humans be united? When has humanity ever been united? If humanity were united, would we still be imprisoned here as slaves? ”

Lin Zaishan sighed and said, "You are indeed right, the unity of mankind is indeed a little far away. Not to mention, neither of us in the same cage can unite us, let alone all the survivors. ”

"Please, don't get involved with me, I have nothing to do with you, I am a stranger, and there is absolutely no 'we' name, do you remember?"

"Whatever."

"Why are all the men in the world not so bad or so stupid?" "Poisonous Spider" sighed, "Could it be that only the legendary Lin Zaishan is a real man and a real hero?" ”

"Who the hell is this Lin Zaishan? Why does each of you praise him and praise him? Lin Zaishan asked curiously.

"Shut up! Are you worthy to mention his name? ”

Lin Zaishan was speechless, and he had even more bad feelings for the so-called "Lin Zaishan" in his heart.

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After another moment, Lin Zaishan walked to the toilet and politely asked the "poisonous spider", "Can you turn around?" ”

"What do you want to do?"

"I just want to pee."

"No way!" "Poisonous spiders" said angrily, "Don't defecate in front of me!" ”

Lin Zaishan said: "You don't allow me to urinate, so what if you urinate and urinate?" ”

The poisonous spider picked up a small stone and threw it, and Lin Zaishan easily caught it. "Well, since you're so tough, I'm going to go to another cage to urinate. I'll leave this cage to you. ”

After he finished speaking, his mind anchored the big lock on the cage, and with a crisp "snap", the big lock automatically popped open. Lin Zaishan opened the cage door and walked out.

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"Holy!" "Poisonous Spider" couldn't help but burst out with a foul word, and then countless thoughts flashed through his mind, "Wait a minute! She couldn't help but stop Lin Zaishan when she spoke.

"Beauty, do you have any commands? I'm in a hurry right now. ”

"If you can unlock the cage as you please, you must be able to unlock the handcuffs and the outside door as well, right?"

"I haven't tried it, but it was the result of impromptu performance." Lin Zaishan said and turned around and entered another cage. The empty cages were all open, and he walked in unhindered, sparing water comfortably with his back to the "poisonous spider".

After rushing through the water, Lin Zaishan simply sat down on the mat of this new cage and prepared to sleep

Straight.

The poisonous spider came over and squatted beside him and asked softly, "I apologize to you for your attitude just now." ”

Lin Zaishan said: "No need, it's completely understandable that you are a weak girl in this environment." ”

The poisonous spider said: "At first glance, you are a kind-hearted hero and a good person. ”

Lin Zaishan, who has amnesia, has no experience in distinguishing the truth and falsehood of a woman's words, and said proudly when he heard the words: "When it comes to big heroes and good people, although I am not capable, I yearn for them. ”

"I fully support your great ideal of being a great hero and a good person." The poisonous spider continued to rhetoric, "I have a piece of advice, though. ”

"You say."

"A talented person like you can't save too many people by hiding in a cage, and you will be killed by bad guys. If you want to save more people, you have to go to the outside world. In the streets, in the streets, in the streets, in the wilderness, there are people everywhere who need your help. With your ability, you can definitely save a lot of them. I believe that as long as you go outside, it won't take long for you to become a superhero who is recited by everyone, and your reputation will definitely be able to overshadow Lin Zaishan. ”

Lin Zaishan had never been slapped so closely by a beautiful woman and so comfortably in his memory, he couldn't help but feel a little fluttering and forgetful, and said with a smile: "I was moved by what you said, I really want to go outside now." But ......"

"But what?"

"However, my current ability is not enough to break out of the City Lord's Mansion safely, let alone take you out."

"Will you take me out with you?"

"Of course. I promise that as long as I can get out, I will never leave you behind. ”

"You're so nice." The "poisonous spider" made a grateful look, but he was secretly scolding in his heart: "This chief is really a stupid pig, he can obviously open the lock and fly away, but he is timid; He doesn't know how long he hasn't taken a shower, and he smells of sweat! ”

The "poisonous spider" was disgusted but did not dare to show it. She saw Lin Zaishan's blazing eyes scanning back and forth over her, and guessed that he must have "indifferent thoughts" about herself, but she was afraid that leaving this cage would make him mad, so she refused to take her away; And the consequences of staying in the same room are clearly "catastrophic".

She was in a dilemma, but Lin Zaishan said, "It's better for us to go back to that old cage together." ”

"Oh? Why? ”

"I don't want anyone from the City Lord's Mansion to know that I can open the door to the cage."

"Makes sense."

The two of them returned to the old cage, and Lin Zaishan leaned on the iron fence and fell asleep. The "poisonous spider" cursed a few words and carefully lay down on the mat.

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Early the next morning, the leader of the dungeon guards came to the cage with the members of the patrol team that had captured the "poisonous spider" the previous night.

"Chief, are you dead?" The leader asked.

Lin Zaishan rubbed his eyes, stretched his waist, and said, "Thank you, my old man is still alive." ”

“Shit！” Captain Bazi Hu scolded, "This kid can bear it, and he caused Lao Tzu to lose 1,000 crystals." He grabbed Lin Zaishan, who was leaning against the iron fence, and reprimanded: "Damn, such a superb beauty is in the same cage as you, and you didn't do anything?" ”

"Who says I didn't do anything?" Lin Zaishan said disdainfully,

"What did you do?"

"I peed with my back to her."

"Damn!" Bazi Hu was so angry that his beard was crooked, and he shouted angrily: "Lao Tzu is going to bet tonight that you can't help but get on her and be poisoned." I don't believe it, you are a fucking righteous gentleman! ”

Lin Zaishan reprimanded with a righteous face: "Indecent! Can you do something a little fun and read a book, play a game of chess, help an old lady cross the street, return a lost child to his parents, or go to the wilderness to help a passerby who is besieged by mutant beasts. There are so many things worth doing in this world, why do you have to indulge in such bad habits as eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling and smoking. ”

"Get out! Roll as far as you want! Bazi Hu was angry, "Do you think Lao Tzu doesn't want to do good things?" Tell you, every time Lao Tzu goes to the street on the orders of the city lord, someone will be ruined. Therefore, if Lao Tzu doesn't go out on the street to harm others, he is already doing a good deed, and it is a great good deed! ”

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