Li Dan naturally understands the superficial truth that "you can't blame the blacksmith for killing someone", but he just can't be angry!

You are the proprietress of a grocery store, and you can only sell your groceries of uneven quality wholeheartedly, can you compete with others?

What do you do with those outrageously good feather dusters and brooms!

All of your energy has been sprinkled on me in the end!

If I don't spill my anger on your bike, or smash a glass of you on the way home from study at night, I'm sorry for myself!

Of course, Li Dan is not a stunned young man who does not know the severity and is reckless.

When he smashed the glass, his mind was extremely clear, and when he made sure that no one was in the room and was safe, he would throw a stone the size of a marble, punch a small hole in the glass, or smash a few cracks.

After all, he is over 16 years old, and if he accidentally injures someone, he will be held criminally responsible...... It's not something that can be pulled down by losing a little money.

Canteen at noon.

Li Dan nibbled on three oily golden pistol legs in a row, still a little unsatisfied.

"I haven't copied "Lisao" again, how about it, do you still want to eat chicken legs?"

Da Chun looked at Li Dan, who had gnawed all the chicken bones, and his mind became alive again.

Li Dan swallowed his saliva, shook his head and refused.

Manly husband, a spit and a nail!

Since I have said it before, I resolutely do not copy "Lisao", how can I be bought by just a fried chicken leg?

"Two chicken legs, how's that?"

Dachun's family conditions are not bad, and he has never lacked pocket money, otherwise with his high school entrance examination results, he would not have been able to go to high school.

Li Dan shook his head and said: "This is not a matter of chicken legs, this is a matter of principle, no matter how many chicken legs there are!" ”

"Three chicken legs!"

"No way!"

"Three chicken thighs, plus an extra KFC tonight!"

"Don't push me!"

"Well, do you say yes or not! If it weren't for the fact that you imitated my handwriting the most, I wouldn't have bothered to bargain with you! ”

"Deal!"

So, when class was in the afternoon, it was Li Dan's turn to start copying "Lisao", and Da Chun entered a sweet sleep as usual.

Halfway through the copy, Li Dan felt that his left hand on the desktop was wet and sticky, and when he turned his head to look at it, he was shocked on the spot!

it! This big spring is really amazing!

Saliva flooded the table, soaking more than half of the desk!

From time to time, Da Chun would smack his mouth, muttered two words in his sleep, and sometimes snored twice.

Fortunately, everyone has been together for more than two years, and they are used to each other.

In class, if you can't hear the sound of Dachun bar's mouth and snoring, the teacher and classmates will feel as if something is missing.

In the morning, Da Chun had been immersed in copying "Lisao", naturally he didn't sleep or snore, and as a result, everyone didn't have a good class in the morning.

Whether it is a teacher or a classmate, there is a feeling of being out of the way, and they are not in the state at all......

In the afternoon, together with the snoring of Da Chun, the whole class was as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and their energy was doubled, and their learning efficiency was directly improved by several grades.

Sometimes, Li Dan is a little puzzled, is there really any magic in Da Chun's snoring?

Just like when playing a game, some skills come with buffs, which can greatly improve the combat effectiveness of teammates in all aspects.

Of course, heroes with this skill are often themselves more wastewood, commonly known as "wet nurses".

In other words, the effect of Da Chun's snoring is really similar to the role setting of the "wet nurse" in the game.

Today is Friday, and after class, students can choose to go home for the weekend.

Generally speaking, students from other counties live on campus, while students who live in urban areas go home every night.

Li Dan and Da Chun are two special cases - their homes are in the city, no more than 10 minutes' walk from the school, but they take the initiative to live on campus, and sometimes they don't go home on weekends.

The reason why Li Dan did not return home is obvious.

He was afraid that if he went home every night, sooner or later his body would not be able to bear it.

Of course, he had to go home once every two weeks at most, not because he had no pocket money, but because he was afraid that his parents would not see him for too long, and his hands would itch and make some uncool moves—such as chasing him to the school dormitory to clean himself up.

As for Da Chun, how often he goes home depends entirely on Li Dan.

If Li Dan didn't go home, he would have a companion and stay in the dormitory.

If Li Dan returns home, Da Chun will no longer have any friends to chat with and relieve his boredom, so he will have to return to his own home, and spend all day and night with mobile phones and computer games, which can be said to be the ultimate stay.

Da Chun's parents are not at home all year round, and there is only one small nanny at home, who is responsible for cleaning and cooking every day.

Don't look at Da Chun who looks tall and big, but his mental age is much lower than that of his peers, and when he sees the opposite sex with an age gap of less than 10 years, he is completely stuffy, and he can't say a word, and those rich boys who like to flirt with girls are not all the way.

That little nanny is only two years older than Da Chun, and she has been working in Da Chun's house for more than two years, during which Da Chun and her never say more than two words!

"The rice is cooked, let's eat."

"Hmm."

"You give me the clothes that need to be changed, and I'll wash them for you."

"Hmm."

"What's so fun about this game you play every day?"

"Ahh

"Can you say a few more words in one sentence? Are you a robot? Will only 'um' 'ah'? ”

"Okay."

After a long time, the little nanny was helpless and too lazy to take care of Da Chun.

When two people are at home, it is like being in a parallel world, and they never intersect except when necessary, like two parallel lines.

In the evening, inside the KFC store.

Li Dan took a big bite of the crispy chicken leg burger, and there was a crisp sound of "click" and "click" in his mouth.

"Why don't you eat it?"

Li Dan saw Da Chun sitting across the table, looking at himself quietly, not eating anything, only drinking the water in his cup, and suddenly felt a little sad in his heart.

"It's all junk food, I usually feed it to my dogs, and I never eat it myself."

Da Chun said seriously.

Li Dan almost sprayed the fat house happy water that he drank into his mouth on the other party's face, and finally held it back.

The scalp of the other party's one-word show was numb for a while, and Li Dan relieved himself for a while.

In other words, this Dachun is really a typical well-developed limbs, simple-minded, and pimples on his body, all muscles, unlike himself, the whole body is loose and saggy, except for the skin, it is fat.

"I really envy you......"

Da Chun looked at Li Dan and suddenly sighed faintly.