Zhou Lu was looking at a few newly acquired items.

One is, collect 10 [diabetes insipidus charms] sent by collecting anti-routine achievements.

"[Diabetes Insipidus]:

Curse-like spirit runes, if the opponent is an animal, it will immediately affect the function of the bladder, causing it to have a temporary diabetes insipidus, and if the opponent is a spirit, it will cause it to have a temporary illusion of diabetes insipidus, thereby affecting mobility and hitting self-esteem. ”

Haha, this is fun, animals and demons are common, and it affects mobility, which is also useful in battles.

Yes, that kidney-failing man was very arrogant just now and kept squeezing me.

Anyway, there are 10 of them, send one to him and try the effect.

Zhou Lu didn't even look at it, and directly threw a diabetes collapse charm to Sheng Shuai.

The invisible spirit rune flew out silently and stuck to Sheng Shuai's body, creating a wave of spiritual power fluctuations that ordinary people could not detect.

The rest are the items dropped by the Demons.

[Demon Pill] 3, [See Demon Ring] 2, [Spirit Seeking Paper Crane] 1.

"[Demon Pill]:

Low-level demon cultivation elixir, strengthen the power of the demon soul, and increase the level of the demon soul. ”

This is just right for the demon servant, who has merit, reward a few to eat.

Of course, if it is an important demon general, it will be cultivated in unlimited amounts.

"[See the Demon Ring]:

Wearing a demon soul that can be seen within a radius of 10 meters, the effect is similar to that of cow tears, and it can be fused. ”

I was born with yin and yang eyes, this is of little use, and a bunch of cow tears have not been dealt with.

However, it's a fuseable equipment, so I'll keep it.

"[Soul Seeking Paper Crane]:

Spell Paper Crane, which can automatically track specific spirits and use them with spells. ”

The appearance is similar to that of a thousand paper cranes, and the function is similar to that of a hunting dog, which can lock and track a certain demon.

I remember that the system mall seems to sell it as well.

Zhou Lu checked.

Looking for the spirit paper crane, 20 coquettish value exchange, and the demon pill, see the demon ring, the system has not to sell.

"Sheng Shao, you ...... What happened to you? ”

Lin Beibei's voice attracted everyone's attention, and their eyes converged on Sheng Shuai.

Sheng Shuai reacted, followed his future girlfriend's gaze, and looked down.

Between his legs, his pants were wet, some kind of yellow liquid, soaking his white men's slim pants.

A faint smell of urine that spreads in the air.

Intentionally or unintentionally, people pinched their noses, moved their feet, and widened the distance between them and Sheng Shuai, with strange eyes, including Lin Beibei.

People think of it.

Sheng Shuai was scared to pee-

This has to be despised.

Girls aren't scared to pee, but as a man, they're scared to pee?

It's too timid.

At the critical moment, it was verified that Sheng Shuai was a real coward.

The magnificent international brand-name suit on his body can't hide his cowardly and useless soul.

"Ah...... No, how could it be, no, I ......"

Sheng Shuai was incoherent, so ashamed that he didn't dare to raise his head, and in front of so many people, he performed incontinence live.

Lost face to Mars.

Zhao Bingxian forcibly suppressed her smile and came out to play a round: "Sheng Shao is possible...... I'm sick, Mr. Cao, please help him. ”

This kind of thing, it is more convenient for men to help.

"Me? OK. ”

Cao Yixing was reluctant, but the boss spoke, and he could only reluctantly embarrass him, "Sheng Shao, I'll take you to the bathroom, you may have severe cystitis, kidney deficiency, or prostatitis......"

"I, I'm fine...... Ah......h

Before Sheng Shuai's words fell, another wave of urine gushed out, and his pants couldn't bear it, flowing to his shoes and the floor.

"It's really kidney failure, unfortunately I said it seriously, the name was not good, it's really pitiful, I suggest changing the name to Sheng Bushuai." Zhou Lu mends the knife.

"Poof......

Lan Zixi couldn't help laughing, felt impolite, and quickly covered her mouth.

Yue Yue, Qimei and other girls also desperately covered their lips, their faces were swollen and red, and they were all suffocated by laughter.

Sheng Shuai was almost stunned by the blow, but at this moment, what could he say, facing Zhou Lu, he didn't even dare to make eye contact, so he could only run to the bathroom......

After Sheng Shuai went out, everyone in the room couldn't hold back anymore and looked at each other and laughed.

The laughter brought by the episode made the atmosphere of the scene relaxed.

Everyone started to clean up the gym and sweep away the broken glass shards.

The more help the sooner done

Cleaned up quickly.

"Zhou ...... Master Zhou, please forgive me for being sloppy, because I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai. ”

Zhao Bingxian personally gave Zhou Lu a bottle of Coke, respectfully.

Zhou Lu took the Coke and shrugged: "It's okay, I don't think you snub me." ”

At first, he was not convinced, but it was relative to Xia Jianjian's treatment, at that time, Xia Jianjian was in the name of a master, and people respected him very much, which was human nature.

Finding that Zhou Lu was still very good at talking, Zhao Bingxian put her mind at ease, pointed at Zhou Lu, and asked:

"Can you let me touch it?"

Zhou Lu was stunned, and then raised his head arrogantly:

"The noble body of this Heavenly Master, how can you touch it casually, and you can't touch it if you can kill it...... Touch your hands for 50 pieces at a time, touch your feet for 100 pieces at a time, and touch your breasts for 15 ...... at a time."

The people around laughed and laughed, and pulled down several black lines on their foreheads.

The body of the noble Heavenly Master can be touched casually if he has money, and it is not expensive......

Lan Zixi said: "Oh, you misunderstood, Mr. Zhao said touching clothes." ”

Zhao Bingxian touched her numb forehead, and explained in embarrassment: "Blame me for not making it clear, I want to touch the Heavenly Master's robe, the style and workmanship are too exquisite." ”

Beibi: "Zhou Tianshi is joking. ”

Zhou Lu shook his head: "No, I'm serious, this Heavenly Master sells his body and not his clothes, just now you knocked me down and confiscated the money, and you earned it." ”

After speaking, he winked at Lin Beibei.

Laugh out.

People found that Zhou Lu was still the honest and optimistic and approachable young man.

Zhao Bingxian heard that Zhou Lu was using humor to refuse the request to touch his clothes, so he didn't mention it again.

And after this exchange, everyone's sense of distance from Zhou Lu has been greatly reduced.

Especially the Lan Zixi and THE101 girls who are familiar with Zhou Lu.

They returned to their previous mode of communication with Zhou Lu.

Zhou Lu, who has a demon slaying spell, is obviously more popular.

"Little Brother Heavenly Master, I have one hundred and fifty yuan."

The more he grinned, he took out the banknotes.

The implication is that he wants to touch Zhou Lu's chest.

"I have two hundred, where can I touch them?"

Kang Juan'er's face was slightly red, and she shook the banknote with bad intentions.

"I have four hundred."

"I have eight hundred."

"I'll give a thousand ......"

Zhou Lu didn't expect the business to be so prosperous, and said with a smile: "Come one by one, give me the money first." ”

"No, I'll give you money after touching it."

"Yes, take off your clothes first."

"Strip naked."

……

The crowd is surging.

Looking at the laughing and happy Zhou Lu and the beautiful girls, Zhao Bingxian sighed: "It's still good to be young, it's easy to let go." ”

At this time.

"What's going on here?"

A solemn cold drink that drowned out all sounds.

The crowd turned their heads.

I saw a tall and cold beauty, standing at the door, with sharp eyes, scanning the situation in the house, with a serious face.

Zhou Lu and Lan Zixi know each other and had dinner with her yesterday.

It was Li Mei.

Zhou Lu called to inform her whereabouts, so she came over.

"Who are you?" Zhao Bingxian.

"Let me introduce you, this is Li Meili, the head of the murder team of the Supreme Investigation Bureau, and this is Zhao Bingxian, CEO of Lianxing Group." Lan Zixi introduced.