Chapter 1: Evil and Lewd Eyes! (Ask for subscription)

At this time, Yang San and Yumo, Yifei, Youyou and Ziqiao came back from shopping outside.

As soon as I entered 3602, I saw a tent in the living room?

"Wow! What's the situation? Yoyo called out in confusion.

Yang San, Yumo, Yifei, and Ziqiao were also at a loss.

I didn't have it when I went out, and besides, who had enough to eat and prop up, and set up a tent at home?

Several people looked at each other suspiciously, and slowly approached.

"It's not going to be a flying saucer, is it?" Ziqiao called mysteriously.

"Are you here to pick up the exhibition?" Yifei was also very surprised.

Yang San looked at the tent with a serious face and shook his head firmly.

"I don't think so, Zhanbo lives next door, why did he come here to pick up Zhanbo? Are you lost? ”

Yifei and the others couldn't help but look at Yang San in a daze, and nodded in unison after a while.

"You have to ...... Makes sense! ”

At this moment, there was a sudden movement in the tent, and a dark shadow flashed through the curtain.

"Huh? Something is moving. Yoyo exclaimed.

For this unidentified creature, Yifei's treatment method has always been very simple and crude.

"Whatever it is, let's kill it with a knife first."

Seeing Yifei take out a handful of catches from her handbag, Ziqiao hurriedly stopped her.

"Yifei, do you still have a catch in your bag?" Yang San looked at Yifei in surprise.

"Calm down, San'er, you'll never guess what Yifei will carry in her bag."

Yu Mo obviously had already realized it, and shook his head helplessly.

Yifei proudly threw out a few knife flowers, "People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not bring knives." No, it's just right to use! ”

Yang San, Yu Mo, Youyou, Ziqiao: "......"

Once again, several people slowly approached the tent.

At this moment, a person suddenly appeared on the curtain.

"Ahh

Except for Yang San and Yu Mo who already knew who was inside, Yifei, Youyou, and Ziqiao were all taken aback.

"I saw a pair of evil eyes, not only ugly but also obscene!" Ziqiao called.

Yang San and Yu Mo almost laughed out loud, Ziqiao described it ...... It's in place!

"It's me!"

A familiar and helpless voice suddenly came from the tent.

"Teacher Zeng?!" Yoyo called out in surprise.

"Let me out, I can't get out." Teacher Zeng called out urgently.

"You're in there...... Bivouac? Yoyo asked suspiciously.

Yifei smiled disdainfully: "He must be playing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, come, stick your head out, I'll take a look." ”

"No, no, no."

Yang San shook his head lightly, "Have you watched "Buried Alive"? Mr. Zeng probably wanted to experience that desire to survive, but he couldn't buy a coffin, so he used a tent to make do. ”

Yu Mo couldn't help but wonder: "Isn't the coffin still easy to buy?" It's good to buy it in a certain treasure group. ”

"I've been locked up for half an hour, either you come in and talk, or...... Let me out~" Teacher Zeng shouted in a broken heart.

Yoyo looked forward and couldn't help laughing: "He seems to have put the zipper upside down." ”

Everyone immediately laughed, what kind of thing must it take to do such a thing?

Seeing that everyone still didn't have the slightest intention of opening the zipper, Mr. Zeng hurriedly called.

"Ziqiao, I'll give you fifty yuan, let me out, let me out quickly."

Ziqiao calmly spread his hands and opened the zipper with a swipe.

Teacher Zeng couldn't help but happily get out of it, climbed onto the sofa, and gasped for air from exhaustion.

"Thank you, Ziqiao, you are still the most humane."

Ziqiao looked at the tent calmly and said suspiciously: "Don't thank me, since you put the zipper upside down, I'm curious...... How did you lock yourself in? ”

Teacher Zeng couldn't help but freeze, this was a painful memory, he didn't want to recall!

"I'll stick you upside down a hundred, you do it again, we all want to see it."

Hearing Ziqiao's words, Youyou and Yifei nodded frequently, obviously they were also very curious about this question.

Teacher Zeng was sad and angry for a moment before he said, "It's just an accident, it's harmless, how is my masterpiece?" ”

"What masterpiece?"

Everyone couldn't help but look at the suite in confusion, there is nothing that can be described as a masterpiece.

"This tent!"

Teacher Zeng shouted: "The first two I sent my self-folding photos to Yawang, and they gave me a latest-style light wheel 2500 tent. ”

“2500? One more zero! Yifei smiled disdainfully.

Everyone couldn't help but smile.

"Hey, it's a very high-end and complicated tent, it takes three adults one hour to complete, and I actually took three hours to complete it alone! Moreover, I didn't read the book at all. ”

Teacher Zeng looked very proud, I don't know if it's because of the tent or because of the book.

"No wonder you even put the zipper upside down."

I don't know when, Yoyo has already gotten into the tent and is learning what Teacher Zeng said before at the curtain.

"What Jiang... Even the zipper is reversed? This river... Just put the zipper upside down, that's it! And judging by the situation I had been struggling for half a moment, I was very strong! ”

Teacher Zeng showed off again, but it was clear that no one was listening to him.

"We're still curious...... How did you get in? ”

No, Ziqiao asked again.

"Vulgar, vulgar, vulgar."

Teacher Zeng suddenly exclaimed in displeasure: "You are jealous of my talent!" ”

Everyone couldn't help but be angry.

"Pitching a tent is also talented?" Yifei smiled disdainfully.

"ithout Mingshu, OK?"

Teacher Zeng exclaimed stiffly: "This is a kind of endowment, an innate endowment, I only found out until now that I actually have such a good endowment." ”

Looking at Mr. Zeng's scared appearance, everyone couldn't help but smile at each other, Mr. Zeng is simply killing himself!

"Hmph, what is this? Each of us is endowed. Yifei arrived calmly.

Teacher Zeng couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "Can you also set up a tent without reading the book?" ”

"Of course it's not this stomachache."

Yifei gave the order and started the performance!

"I mean other aspects, like, I was born with ninjutsu!"

"Zi Qiao is attracted to the opposite sex!"

"Yoyo can cry in three seconds!"

"Yu Mosheng has his own goddess aura!"

"San'er doesn't need me, right?"

With every sentence of Yifei, everyone showed their charm very cooperatively, and Teacher Zeng couldn't close his mouth for a while.

"Zhanbo has a wealth of mathematics and computers!"

"Sekiya has an imagination, so he can draw and cook!"

"As for the ...... of Megame?"

At this point, Yifei couldn't make it up anymore, so he took a look at it and immediately picked it up.

"She has dimples, and she can talk to animals!"

Everyone couldn't help but nod firmly.

Ziqiao said even more clearly: "No wonder I was bitten by a dog inexplicably, I think she instigated it." ”

Yifei looked at Teacher Zeng with a smile: "These endowments of ours seem to be more useful than yours." ”

Teacher Zeng smiled disdainfully and calmly went back to the tent.

Yoyo smiled and squatted at the mouth of the curtain and comforted: "Teacher Zeng, it's okay, although the tent setting technique is worse than any wall piercing technique, invisibility technique, or teleportation technique, but it's better than nothing!" ”

Teacher Zeng suddenly rushed to the curtain again, glaring at a pair of evil and obscene eyes!

Seeing that Teacher Zeng was so inconspicuous, he got up lightly and pulled the tent one after another again......