Luxury and dissipation.

This word is used to describe Yang San's life in recent days.

Clothes come to stretch out their hands, and food comes to open their mouths.

Yang San really lived a luxurious life.

On this day, Yang San was unashamed to enjoy the one-stop service of several beautiful maids.

Some pinched their shoulders, some hammered their legs, and some carefully peeled the fruit.

And Yang San was lying comfortably on a pair of beautiful legs, eating all kinds of delicious fruits comfortably.

"Yang Zi, are you enough, when are you going to fall?"

Suddenly, Brother Monkey fell from the sky and landed in front of Yang San's eyes.

"Ah, youkai! Help......"

Several palace maids suddenly saw Brother Monkey, and they were immediately frightened and bloodless, and fled in a panic.

"Don't panic, stand down."

Yang San drank in a deep voice with an inexplicable tone.

Suddenly, several palace maids calmed down and retreated to Yang San calmly.

It wasn't until after a few people left that Brother Monkey jumped on the chair and unceremoniously picked up his favorite fruit.

"Yang Zi, your trick is good, it's a bit like a lion roaring in Buddhism."

Yang San smiled casually: "Indeed, for demagoguery, the set of Buddhism is definitely very suitable. ”

When it comes to the realm of Yang San, it can be said that there is one law and ten thousand laws.

The words of the saints are not casual.

Even if Yang San has not yet reached this realm, he has already touched the threshold.

"Brother Monkey, if you don't accompany Elder Tang, why do you have time to come to me? Or do you have something to do here? Yang San laughed teasingly.

When Brother Monkey heard this, he immediately threw the peach in his hand and grabbed Yang San's hand.

hurriedly said: "Yang Zi, don't you say that my grandson almost forgot, quickly help my grandson catch monsters." ”

Yang San was immediately surprised.

Brother Monkey has only been gone for a few days, and then he ran into a monster again?

It's not right, shouldn't it be the scorpion spirit at this time, didn't Brother Monkey go to invite Angri Xingjun?

"Wait, Brother Monkey, don't pull me, I can't go with you."

Yang San looked at Brother Monkey with tears and laughter.

As soon as he finished speaking, he dragged Yang San out, as if he was afraid that Yang San would be reluctant to give up this gentle country.

Brother Monkey laughed a few times and let go of Yang San's hand.

Yang San rolled his eyes helplessly, took out a letter that had been prepared from his arms, and pressed it on the table.

"Alright, let's go."

Brother Monkey couldn't help nodding lightly in his heart, he came here for two purposes.

One is to find Yang San to catch monsters.

The other is afraid that Yang San will be reluctant to give up this daughter country.

However, at this time, it seems that Yang San has already had the intention of leaving, otherwise how could he have prepared the letter in advance?

"Brother Monkey, what kind of monster is this time? Let's say first, if you can eat it, the corpse has to be left for me, and I fought for a long time last time, but I didn't eat the beef. Yang San said with a smile.

Brother Monkey suddenly glanced at Yang San speechlessly.

Last time, you had a total of three swords, where did you come from?

Besides, it's too old man's cow, and my grandson doesn't dare to think about it, but you can't forget it.

Brother Monkey laughed teasingly: "Do you like to eat bugs?" This time it's a scorpion spirit. ”

"I haven't eaten a scorpion."

Yang San said noncommittally: "But I have eaten centipedes, remove the head and tail, and then wrap it in flour and fry it, it is fragrant on the outside and tender on the inside, which can be called a masterpiece in the world." ”

Brother Monkey: "......"

Originally, I was just going to tease Yang San, but I didn't expect Yang San to be so cruel.

Can centipedes be eaten?

Why hadn't he heard of it?

"By the way, is this scorpion big?" Yang San asked very seriously.

Brother Monkey nodded stunned: "It should be quite big, and it is also a thief, it is said that even Rulai has been stung, what's wrong?" ”

Yang San seriously considered it and said: "Since it has become a refinement, presumably the body should not be small, it seems that a larger oil pot must be prepared." ”

Brother Monkey nodded again and again, but the last sentence was confused.

"Frying pan?"

"yes."

Yang San nodded and responded: "This kind of reptile is most suitable for fried food, one word can be described, thief incense!" ”

While chatting and walking, Yang San and Brother Monkey arrived in front of a mountain after a while.

"Yang Zi, this is it, this is the Poison Enemy Mountain, there is a Pipa Cave on the mountain, and the monster is in the cave." Brother Monkey cried out through gritted teeth.

Obviously, Brother Monkey has suffered a little at the hands of this scorpion spirit.

"Yang Zi, you have to be careful of this monster, I don't know what secret weapon you used, but you actually hurt your grandson, which can be seen to be extraordinary."

Yang San suddenly laughed and said, "Brother Monkey, you said that it was a scorpion spirit, you must have been pierced by her poisonous tail." ”

When Brother Monkey heard this, he couldn't help but suddenly realize.

"It makes sense, the most powerful thing about a scorpion is, of course, its tail."

Yang San smiled and nodded.

Suddenly, Yang San looked up at the mountain in surprise.

Just now, he seemed to hear two loud rooster crows.

"Brother Monkey, did you hear a rooster crowing just now?" Yang San asked with a gloomy face.

Brother Monkey was stunned for a moment, nodded and responded: "Yes, it's weird and loud, this is in the mountains, isn't it normal to have a few pheasants?" ”

"No, it's very abnormal."

Yang San said with a dark face: "Brother Monkey, you must know that the natural enemy of the scorpion is a rooster, how can a scorpion that has become a fine scorpion keep these former natural enemies?" ”

Brother Monkey realized this, and couldn't help but say in confusion: "Then where did this rooster cry come from?" ”

Yang San, who had already guessed a little, said with a smile: "It seems that I am not the only new guest on this mountain, let's go up the mountain and take a look." ”

Brother Monkey and Yang San immediately flew up the mountain.

Sure enough, I saw Tang Seng being helped out of a cave by Zhu Bajie from a distance.

Outside the cave stood a cockscomb head, and next to it lay a scorpion the size of a lute, apparently just out of breath.

As soon as Zhu Bajie saw Brother Monkey and Yang San, he immediately smiled and said: "Brother Monkey, Yang Zi, this is Angri Xingjun, who happened to be passing by here, and heard that the master was captured by a monster, and immediately donated generously."

Brother Monkey, you don't know, as soon as I lured the goblin out, Angri Xingjun turned into a big rooster six or seven feet tall.

screamed, and immediately taught the goblin to transform into his true appearance, and screamed again, and the goblin died on the spot. ”

When Brother Monkey heard this, although he felt that all this was too coincidental, he still stepped forward to thank him.

Ang Ri Xingjun smiled and said a few words.

At the same time, Angri Xingjun has been looking at Yang San with his spare eyes, intentionally or unintentionally.

There was an inexplicable meaning in his eyes.

Yang San stepped forward disapprenosingly and chatted with Tang Seng for a few words.

I couldn't help but laugh in my heart.

Just passing by?

killed Zhu Bajie, Yang San would not believe it.

The twenty-eight constellations are no better than their gods, and they can leave the heavenly court anytime and anywhere.

They do their jobs, how can they leave without reporting? That court is not chaotic anymore.

These immortal Buddhas, aren't they afraid that they will rob them of their merits?

Otherwise, how could it be so positive, and also provide home delivery service!

"Xingjun is polite, don't you want this scorpion? Refreshing, then I can accept it with peace of mind. ”

Yang San smiled and arched his hand to Angri Xingjun, and, before he could speak, he took the scorpion on the ground into his pocket.

Then, as if he was afraid that Ang Rixingjun would ask for it, he immediately ran away.

"A few people chatting slowly, there are still important things to do, so let's go first."

Everyone: "......"

Brother Monkey looked at Yang San in the distance even more strangely.

[Yang Zi doesn't really want to blow up that scorpion, right? 】