Chapter 105: Farts are the anger of the human body
Li Dan smiled awkwardly.
He would have liked to joke that he had seen a cartoon of Shuck flying an airplane as a child.
But in this life-or-death situation, such a joke is simply too anachronistic.
"I need a co-pilot.
Who of you is coming? โ
Lin Xian'er easily lifted the captain of one hundred or dozens of catties from the driver's seat with two hands and placed it at his feet casually.
Then, she lifted the co-pilot again, and the whole process seemed extremely relaxed.
A delicate girl holding an adult male in her hands is like carrying a stuffed animal!
"Do you four know how to fly a plane?"
Lin Xian'er glanced back at the four beautiful flight attendants in the first class.
The four flight attendants shook their heads busily, their expressions extremely resolute.
"You four drag these three idiots out of the ground!
Save lying in the cockpit as an eyesore! โ
Lin Xian'er turned her face and said to Li Dan with a smile: "Dandan, you come to be my co-pilot, okay?" โ
Before Li Dan could answer, the four flight attendants were already hurriedly dragging the hands and feet of the Internet celebrity woman "Mengdie" and dragging her out first.
"Okay."
Li Dan glanced meaningfully at the figures of the four flight attendants who were slipping faster than rabbits, so he had to sigh lightly and sit in the co-pilot's seat.
What catches your eye is a dense array of electronic buttons, the number of which adds up to hundreds!
Each button is lit up with a variety of colors such as white, yellow, and green.
More dazzling than the stars in the night sky.
Directly in front of the driver's seat, a black metal joystick stands upright.
There is a handle on the left and right sides of the lever, and there are also some buttons on it.
It wasn't until this moment that Li Dan understood why the passengers who had been broadcasting the plane before had been broadcasting in English!
Because all the buttons in the entire cockpit are all English buttons!
And it's basically an English abbreviation!
Seeing this scene, Li Dan finally understood the helplessness of the whole country learning English!
At the same time, I also realized the good intentions at the national level!
Master Yi's long skills to control it!
At present, the vast majority of the world's cutting-edge technology is in the hands of developed countries with English departments.
As a developing country, you can only taste the courage of lying on the salary!
Mastering English, the language of developed countries, is one of the most basic means of communication to learn from the other party!
Airbus A330......
Ribbon display with 6 modules......
MCP: Mode Control Panel......
PFD: Primary Flight Display......
ND: Navigation Display......
MFD: Multifunction Display......
EICAS/ECAM: Engine Indication and Crew Warning ......
FMS: Flight Management System ......"
Lin Xian'er sat in the captain's driver's seat, frowning slightly.
While muttering in his mouth, he looked for the corresponding functional area button with his eyes.
Li Dan was slightly happy in his heart: "Xian'er, are you sure?" โ
Lin Xian'er tilted her head, looked at each other helplessly, and said:
"I'm looking for a walkie-talkie......
We first have to get in touch with the tower at the Imperial Capital Airport......
I've searched all over and I can't find anywhere......"
Li Dan's heart instantly cooled by half, and his eyes quickly fell on the headset next to the driver's seat.
Carefully putting on the headphones, Li Dan was full of expectations, but he didn't hear the slightest sound.
"I've tried, the walkie-talkie system is off......"
Lin Xian'er said helplessly, inserting ten fingers into her hair, obviously close to the point of madness.
"The walkie-talkie switch should be at the driver's hand......
All design is designed with the user's convenience and comfort in mind......"
Li Dan groaned, and stretched out his two hands on the joystick in front of him: "If I were a designer, where would I place the walkie-talkie switch?" โ
Suddenly, Li Dan felt a flash of inspiration in his mind, and his left index finger had touched a round button-like button.
"Xian'er......
I seem to have found ......
This time, we'll have to gamble!
Whether it's life or death depends on God's will! โ
Li Dan took a deep breath and gently pressed the button-like switch with his left index finger.
"This is the Imperial Capital Tower!"
"This is the Imperial Capital Tower!"
"Airbus A330 pilot, please Q&A!"
"Airbus A330 pilot, please Q&A!"
A hurried call came from the headphones of both of them at the same time.
Obviously, Li Dan made the right bet this time!
"I'm an Airbus A330 pilot!
I'm an Airbus A330 driver! โ
Lin Xian'er yelled at the walkie-talkie with a little excitement.
The other end of the walkie-talkie was visibly stunned.
They suddenly lost contact with the Airbus A330 flying from Donghai City to the imperial capital 15 minutes ago, and they were already in a panic at this moment!
However, the walkie-talkie was suddenly turned on at the moment just now!
It was a young woman's voice!
All the staff of the entire Imperial Capital Tower were instantly messy!
"I am Lin Xian'er, the former CEO of Lin's Group.
She is also the only daughter of Lin Fuming, chairman of Lin Group.
Because of the sudden situation of two pilots in your company, my boyfriend and I are now temporarily serving as the captain and co-pilot! โ
There was clearly a wave of commotion on the other end of the intercom.
Half a minute passed, and suddenly a low, magnetic middle-aged man's voice came out of the walkie-talkie.
"Mr. Lin, please allow me to express my most sincere apologies to you on behalf of the airline headquarters......"
"Fuck you!
If this girl has three longs and two shorts, the Lin Group will definitely let you fools be buried together!
There's no time to talk about those useless ones!
Now you tell me, how long does it take for the plane to arrive over the Imperial Capital Airport?
Be accurate to the second!
You idiots! โ
There was silence for a moment on the other end of the walkie-talkie, and he said tremblingly:
Mr. Lin......
You dissipate your ......
According to the current flight speed of the aircraft, it will take about 37 minutes and 54 seconds to reach the airport......
50 seconds ......
47 seconds ......"
"Shut up!
There's still more than half an hour left!
You'll have to teach me how to fly a plane during this time!
At the same time, the airport's security system, fire protection system and all other emergency systems and personnel are put into emergency preparedness! โ
Li Dan sat in the co-pilot's seat, and the whole person was stunned.
I didn't even dare to amplify the sound of panting.
He felt a little bloated in his abdomen just now, and he wanted to fart secretly.
As a result, she was directly frightened back by Lin Xian'er, and now the whole person is not good!
"Dandan......
Excuse me......
I'm a little anxious, I just lost my temper......
Didn't scare you......"
Lin Xian'er took off her headphones, revealing an extremely reluctant smile, while quietly lifting her hips slightly.
"Poofโโ!
A loud fart sound suddenly came out.
The whole cockpit is heard clearly and clearly!
Li Dan's whole body was numb, didn't Lao Tzu's fart just be suffocated?
How can you make such a loud fart sound, it's so indecent!
What a shame!