Chapter 84: Pretending to be a ghost
The four evils of the rivers and lakes came to visit
What is the purpose of it?
"Who gave this to you?" Zhang Chengyong said.
"I don't know!" I said, looking up and looking around at the people around me.
We came in to eat at about two o'clock in the afternoon, which was not the time of the meal, so not many people ate here, except for a few napping guys, only one table with a man and a woman sitting.
However, these two people look very ordinary, the man wears glasses and looks like a science bully, although the woman has Internet celebrity bangs and thick Internet celebrity makeup, but even this still can't hide her ordinary appearance.
These two guys were already here before we came in, and that wax pill probably wasn't the one they put in my bowl.
But if it's not these two people, who will it be?
What is this person asking me for?
Is this man also for the twenty-four secret scrolls?
And just when I was thinking without a clue, a black sedan chair suddenly walked slowly from the distance of Lao Shuncheng Street, and then, this eight-lift sedan chair fell in front of the Song family's wonton restaurant impartially.
Petite? How can anyone still sit on a coquettish son in this era?
However, it was indeed a delicate child who came from afar.
Jiaozi, a real Jiaozi, a real eight-carrying sedan chair, was carried by eight people dressed as officials in ancient times.
Jiaozi is very new, the black satin of the sedan body is also embroidered with four white cranes flying with wings, the four white cranes embroidered lifelike, fluttering their wings and flying high, as if they can leap out of the sedan body at any time, rushing into the sky.
The coquettish child is weird, and the person who carries the sedan chair is even weirder.
These eight people actually look exactly the same, the same height, the same dark complexion, the same appearance, and even the same expression. What's even worse is that although these eight people are eight people, they can only be regarded as eight and a half people at most, and eight people are only half people.
Not only were half of their bodies cut off alive, but even half of their faces, noses, ears, and mouths were left.
And after seeing these eight people, I couldn't help but gasp in my heart. For though the people on the street do not recognize them, and only regard them as monsters and psychopaths, I recognize them.
These eight people are famous people in the lower eight gates of the Yangtze River south of the Yangtze River.
They call themselves the "Eight Monsters".
It is said that these eight people were born to a mother, and they have been murderous since they were children, and they were extremely cruel, and they joined a local gang together more than ten years ago, but only because the hall master said that their boss looked like a bear, and killed the hall master's entire family overnight, and even the hall owner's three-year-old daughter did not let go.
Although they fled for a while, they did not escape the gang's family law, and it is said that the gang's advisers cut each of them in half, tied them to a tree in the wilderness, and left them to fend for themselves. However, three days later, when the men were about to collect the bodies, they found that all eight of them were gone, leaving only four blood characters on the tree.
"Blood for blood!"
Sure enough, it didn't take long for the gang's messenger to die in his home, and the family of 12 people did not escape the catastrophe, and it is said that the blood of that time was enough to leave an entire room.
However, after that time, these eight people also disappeared from the rivers and lakes, and no one has heard of them for more than ten years.
But why are they suddenly here today?
And still dressed like this?
Who is sitting in the coquettish children they carry?
Who is so capable that these eight monsters will carry a sedan chair for him?
"Do you recognize who these eight monsters are?" Zhang Chengyong lowered his voice and said in my ear.
"It's hard for me not to recognize it!" I whispered.
"There are many ghosts and ghosts in the sky, and a few people come and go back when there is nothing to do! Looks like these old monsters are coming for our brothers! Zhang Chengyong gritted his teeth and said softly.
"Yes! Nothing to do! I sighed softly.
And at this time, these eight strange people put the black coquettish on the ground steadily, and then the sedan curtain was lifted, and a person in official uniform strode out of the coquettishness.
This person is about two meters tall, with wide shoulders and a big belly, a black face and a square face, a black beard like iron wire on his chin, angry eyes and wide mouth, looking away, this person seems to be Zhang Fei during the Three Kingdoms period, but he just wore a civil official uniform in the Song Dynasty. The uniform was small, tight and ill-fitting, and the hat on his head was surprisingly small, which looked extremely funny, but this person didn't care at all.
He got off the petite, strode into the Song family's wonton restaurant, looked around, and walked straight to the table between me and Zhang Chengyong, sat down, and stared at the two of us with his big, round, big eyes like light bulbs.
After a long time, this person said loudly: "My generation, do you know this official? ”
This person spoke in a very loud voice, as if it was a Hong Zhong, which not only shook me and Zhang Chengyong's eardrums, but even the dishes, chopsticks and tea cups on the table were buzzing. What makes me even more ridiculous is that this guy not only dresses funny, but even speaks in Chinese in crepe.
"I said, can we talk quietly?" Zhang Chengyong rubbed his ears and said angrily: "I want to say that it's hard to recognize you!" The four most troublesome people in this famous river and lake, known as the old four ghosts who pretend to be gods and ghosts, make God send the fourth master, who would not know where? ”
"Good! Very good! Bao Siye slapped the table and laughed. Since our generation knows this official, let's go with this official! ”
"Why are we going with you?" I smiled and looked at the extremely funny Bao Siye in front of me and said.
"Oh? You don't want to go? Fourth Master Bao seemed surprised when he heard my words, and asked loudly, "Aren't you afraid of death?" ”
"Afraid of death! Everyone is naturally afraid of death! It's just that Bao Laosi, you have such a method of inviting people, who will go where? "I didn't speak, it was a woman who spoke.
Just as Bao Siye's words fell, a woman, Shi Shiran, walked in from outside.
This is a very good-looking woman, her skin is bronzed, her eyes are a little pale blue, the high bridge of the nose, and the thin lips make her look wild and indescribably seductive.
However, the most unforgettable thing about her whole body is not her face, but her legs. She had long legs, and even though it was October weather, she still wore a pair of short hot pants, and those slender and beautiful legs would not be forgotten by any man who had seen them.
Her walking posture is beautiful, although there is some uninhibited, but it is very elegant.
This woman understands other people's hearts very well, and she also knows how to use her own beauty, so after she walked into the Song family's wonton restaurant, she found a chair next to a few of us and sat down, and slowly stretched out her long and straight legs.
But the woman was laughing, and she was laughing very happily.
She likes the embarrassment of men when they look at her, and she also likes the look in men's eyes when they look at her, and of course she also likes to appreciate the possessiveness in men's eyes.
Therefore, she was laughing, and even flew a wink at the science and engineering man, and the little boy was fascinated for a moment, and even his girlfriend slammed the door in anger, and he didn't notice it at all.
Eccentric, such a woman is really enough to make any man in this world swoon.
But what about after the fascination?
What kind of ending awaits you?
The answer, of course, is only two words: death.
It is you who willingly do anything for her, even if it is death, you will not hesitate to do it.
And this is the charm of Lin Feifei.
Lin Feifei is laughing, she is smiling beautifully, she is already a very good-looking woman, and she is also a woman who will make countless men crazy when she laughs.
However, while she was laughing, none of us were staring at her. Bao Siye was staring at me and Zhang Chengyong deadly, as if there was no such woman here.
But Zhang Chengyong and I just stared down at the wontons in our bowls, as if the remaining wontons were the most beautiful, valuable, unforgettable, and cherished things in the world.
After a long time, Lin Feifei sighed and said, "Hey! Looks like I've met a few blind men today! ”
"We're not blind!" Zhang Chengyong took a bite of the wonton and muttered.
"Then why don't you two even look at me?" Lin Feifei asked.
"Because, we don't want to get into trouble, and we don't want to make trouble for ourselves." I said with a smile.
"Are women troublesome?" Lin Feifei looked at me and smiled.
"Women are sometimes troublesome, but you are even more troublesome! And I'm the one who doesn't want to make trouble for myself. I said with a smile.
However, although I was talking to Lin Feifei, my eyes were staring at Bao Siye without moving, staring at his big iron-like hands.
After a while, I slowly continued: "To be honest, I never thought in my life that I still had this honor, and I was able to work to overwhelm Miss Lin and the ghost envoy Bao Fourth Master, and invite me together." ”
"In that case, you should go with this official!" Bao Siye still said in a strange voice.
"Can I know where we're going? For what? I said with a smile.
"Can't!" Lin Feifei continued.
"Why not?" I turned my head to look at her and said leisurely.
"Because I can't, I can't!" Lin Feifei replied with a smile.
Although this answer doesn't sound like an answer at all, such an answer comes out of a woman's mouth, especially Lin Feifei's woman's mouth, and sometimes it becomes an answer that has to be accepted.
Not only is it acceptable, but it also sounds very reasonable.
This may be the prerogative of women, and this may be the unique way of answering for beautiful women.
Lin Feifei naturally understands this truth, and is naturally very good at using this privilege.
Bao Siye left, and the eight weirdos who were only one and a half were also gone, although they came very slowly, they were as fast as a gust of wind when they left, and they disappeared into the sea of people in a blink of an eye.
Lin Feifei also left, and she naturally didn't go slowly, but she didn't go by herself, and naturally she left with me and Zhang Chengyong.
When she left, she deliberately walked up to the science man, stuffed him with a note, and whispered in his ear: "This is my phone, if you have the courage to remember to call me tonight!" ”
With that, she left without looking back, leaving only her silver bell-like laughter and the cute and startled smirk of the science man.
He may never believe that he would have such an affair in his life, and he never thought that such a fairy-like woman would like him.
But is this really a blessing? Or is it a peach blossom catastrophe that makes people die without knowing how to die?
No one knows, because, since that time, no one has seen the science man.
Including his friends, his family, his elders, his lovers.
Where did he go?
No one knows, and no one finds it.
Women, what is a blessing? Or is it woe?