7. It's too violent
The next morning was a physical education class, and Xiao Chen had breakfast with the two pandas early and rushed to the stadium.
Song Minghui saw Xiao Chen walking in front, the car pedaled a few steps faster, and patted Xiao Chen's right shoulder while Xiao Chen didn't see it, but Song Minghui stopped on Xiao Chen's left, which is the usual way of flirting with boys.
"How's it going, you slept well when you went back last night?"
Xiao Chen turned around and saw Song Minghui.
"Oh, it's ok. Why do you ask this? ”
"Do you remember what happened last night?"
"Huh? What happened? Xiao Chen actually remembered what happened, but the best way to avoid embarrassment now should be to play stupid.
"You drank too much last night, and someone sent it back to you!" The panda on the side replied.
Xiao Chen held the panda's hand and squeezed her, signaling her to stop talking nonsense.
"Oh, ah, that, thank you!" He pulled the panda and hurried away.
"What gym class did you choose?" Song Minghui was in hot pursuit
"Martial arts."
"I'll teach you martial arts!"
"No, no, thank you, my Huigen is too shallow, I can't learn well, it's just playing blindly, I'm leaving! Bow. Xiao Chen hurriedly dragged the panda along the sidewalk and ran away.
"Hey, this is Xiaoxue's squad leader, isn't it, it's the one who is acting on the show with you, isn't it?" Pandas are a bit of a nymphomaniac.
"Well, yes,"
"Hey, Xiao Chen, you really earned it, I heard Xiaoxue say last night that he sent it back to you, but I didn't expect it to be him! How handsome! ”
"What a nymphomaniac! Let's go! ”
"Hey, you know what? Your show has gone viral. The panda walked briskly towards Xiao Chen.
"Ahh When? ”
"Yesterday, it spread yesterday, you weren't there all day yesterday, and then you came back at night and you were confused, so I didn't tell you."
"The Internet unanimously agreed that the last kiss between the two of you was real!"
"Shenma? We were borrowing, really borrowing. Xiao Chen stopped anxiously.
"Okay, borrow a seat, everyone doesn't believe it anyway! Hurry up, it's time to go. ”
The sun was just right, and the martial arts teacher changed the teaching field to the outside, next to the basketball court.
Xiao Chen dragged the mat and walked out, and as soon as the mat was thrown, he suddenly skimmed to the basketball court, Song Minghui was stretching, Song Minghui was bending down and happened to see Xiao Chen who was looking at him.
Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment, quickly turned around, and muttered in his heart: Why is he here, why is this teacher just pulled outside to practice, and my skills must not be laughed off by him.
Song Minghui originally wanted to say hello, but when he saw Xiao Chen turn around, he put down his raised hand in embarrassment: Why are you still pretending not to see me, what are you thinking.
Although Xiao Chen, who is without makeup, is much whiter than military training.
The physical education classes on both sides are in progress, the basketball teacher is more relaxed, and all the boys who report basketball are basically here to play, and whoever takes it out is a basketball game, so this physical education teacher just plays with it.
The martial arts teacher first led the students to review the five-step boxing they learned in the previous class, and then began to learn the new course of over-the-shoulder falling.
The boys are very excited, this is a practical application of things, only a third of the girls are a little sad, their strength is not comparable to the boys, the teacher is very humorous and shouted at the girls: "It's okay, you learned to fall back, you are closer to women's self-defense,"
The girls cheered, the boys sighed,
After the teacher taught the skills of over-the-shoulder wrestling in front, everyone began to practice in pairs.
A few girls came to play coquettish with the teacher
"Teacher, teach us how to defend ourselves," a girl coquettishly played with the teacher there
"You don't have to, you girls who choose my class don't need self-defense skills at all, and your momentum can overwhelm others," the teacher joked in a serious way,
"What's the matter, you see us girls, we're all weak,"
"Pull it down, you look at what the weak girls choose, you look at the calisthenics over there, the aerobics that other girls choose, look at the five big and three rough ones you still want to learn self-defense, teach you wouldn't it be a scourge to those delicate boys."
"Hey, teacher, I think you're too biased" Xiao Chen, who had practiced shoulder wrestling with his classmates on the side, suddenly spoke,
"What's wrong with girls learning these things to protect themselves, and it's so difficult that all women need to be protected by boys?"
The teacher glanced at Xiao Chen, and suddenly showed a wicked smile,
"Okay, you have to let me teach, then I'll teach you, come, where is the representative of our class, call Lin Zijian over."
Lin Zijian, the class representative of this physical education class, majoring in civil engineering of the College of Civil Engineering, the legendary monk class, is 180 tall, handsome, and has a sunny smile, which is very popular with girls in this physical education class.
Lin Zijian ran over sweating.
Song Minghui and He Sheng were resting on the side of the court with sweat, He Sheng suddenly skimmed to the sanda class, which was very lively, and saw Xiao Chen being dragged up by the teacher as a demonstration practice He Sheng dragged Song Minghui who was wringing mineral water,
"Hey, that's not your concubine!" He Sheng pointed
"Ah, it looks like she."
"What kind of demon is he going to be!" He Sheng smiled evilly.
"Don't mention it, let me tell you, her wine is terrible. I didn't even know how to get her back last night. Song Minghui complained.
"What's the matter, did you insult you?" He Sheng smiled
"Hey, He Sheng, can you spit out some ivory, why did the words taste bad in your mouth! Hey, have you made any substantial progress with Su Yang recently? ”
"No! Xiao Chen was really right, there was a long queue of people chasing her. It's not like you at all, how good Xiao Chen is. Hurry up and take it down. ”
"Hey, can you not talk about the two of us, we are really pure friendship."
"Pure fart, hugging and hugging, kissing and kissing, how can you let the family find a boyfriend. Besides, you talk about your high school sister every day, it's okay for you to lie to others, but you still want to lie to me, I don't know you yet! ”
"Hey, we're borrowing, borrowing, not really, no."
"Okay, don't explain, you have to be responsible for others!"
"Hey, it's not going to make a scene, put myself in! But you said that high school sister, you really said it, she used me as a spare tire at all. ”
"That's it, spare tire! You are a spare tire for others, how good is Xiao Chen, a science and engineering master, beautiful, and it hasn't been dark recently, if I were you, I would have been caught. ”
"Well, actually, I'm a little bit ..... too"
"I'll go, look, look" He Sheng pulled Song Minghui's head in the direction of Xiao Chen.
Both of them were terrified at the same time.
The martial arts class is really full of people here
"Come, Lin Zijian, you come to be the attacker, what's the name of that girl, you come and you come to sneak attack," the teacher arranged Xiao Chen to be a sneak attacker,
Lin Zijian was also confused: "Don't be a teacher, after all, it's a girl."
"What, are men the only ones who do evil? Then why is there a woman among the murderers, come quickly, Xiao Chen grabbed him by the neck behind him, Lin Zijian, you make movements according to your own reaction. ”
Xiao Chen was a little confused, she didn't think about attacking others, which made him unable to start.
"Teacher, how am I going to hold him by the collar?" Xiao Chen felt that he was a fool when he spoke, how could he pull the collar.
"Whatever you want, you can pull it however you want." The teacher smiled evilly.
Xiao Chen suddenly reached out to grab Lin Zijian's neck, but before he could grasp it, Lin Zijian fell sideways and pressed it onto the mat, Lin Zijian felt that it was really not good, a boy threw a girl on the mat, and stretched out his hand to pull Xiao Chen up, Xiao Chen felt that it was too embarrassing, but Xiao Chen took the opportunity to clamp his legs, pressed Lin Zijian backwards under him, and clamped Lin Zijian's upper body with both legs, and held him down with both hands.
It was this action that surprised Song Minghui and He Sheng.
Sanda was already embarrassed, Lin Zijian got up and rubbed his wrists, there was resentment in his eyes, that look could eat Xiao Chen, after all, this wave of hype really made Lin Zijian lose face
Xiao Chen lowered his head, he was really embarrassed to look at Lin Zijian, but she was such a person in her bones, and she refused to admit defeat at all.
The teacher was very happy, he didn't expect such a result,
"Just now, the two students brilliantly performed the reaction of attacking and being attacked, and profoundly taught us not to be confused by the appearance of the other party, you have to make the opponent seem to be very weak, but it can indeed kill you" The teacher was almost out of breath with laughter at this performance,
"Self-defense, have you seen a bunch of bells and whistles on the Internet? In fact, only attacking and being attacked, no matter who you are, when you are attacked by bad guys, you must know how to know how to get rid of the attack, if there is a danger to your life, then you need to know where the fatal point of the other party is, so you exchange roles with each other in the process of contact, which is a great help for exercise, you can't have the heart of harm, but you can't have the heart of defense, I teach you these tricks not to do evil, but if you encounter an attack, you have to remember how to fight back, as for how to fight back, where is the weakness of the body, I'm teaching you next Monday, okay, get out of class. ”
On the way back to the dormitory, Xiao Chen especially wanted to find Lin Zijian to apologize to him, but Lin Zijian hurriedly rode the car and disappeared as soon as he slipped away.