Chapter 101: Back to Banyan City [4]
Lin Xuan frowned rarely, judging from Yan Yu's understanding of his master, it was not a small role that could make this old immortal frown.
"Since everyone is so disgusted with the Guigu Sect, why don't you unite and find their lair and take them to the pot?" Yan Yu asked again.
"If I could do it, the Guigu Sect would have been wiped out by me twenty years ago...... But this thing just can't be destroyed, because the Ghost Valley Sect doesn't have a nest at all. ”
Yan Yu was taken aback: "There is no old nest, so how can they accept disciples?" ”
"Asked to the point," Lin Xuan snapped his fingers, "The Guigu Sect is better to hear, it is called the No. 1 Evil Taoist Sect in China, to put it mildly, it is just a name made up by the wicked people in the world, you can be a disciple of the Guigu Sect, I can also be a disciple of the Guigu Sect, as long as you are willing, do something bad, and then hang the sheep's head pattern at home, then congratulations, you have officially become a disciple of the Guigu Sect, no matter what bad things you do in the future, everyone will not feel strange, because you are a disciple of the Guigu Sect." ”
Listening to Lin Xuan's words, Yan Yu couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
Can you still play like this?
According to the path of the Guigu Sect, it is really inexhaustible.
It's no wonder that Yang Yongsheng and Liu Sen don't seem to know about each other's existence, otherwise when Yan Yu dealt with Yang Yongsheng, Liu Sen, as the same sect, could have helped.
"This time Liu Sen ran away, always leaving a trouble." Yan Yu sighed.
"Speaking of which," Lin Xuan glared at Yan Yu, "Although the Guigu Sect does not have a real nest, all members will divide their ranks according to their own strength level and themselves, from low to high, they are yellow, blue, red, purple, black, silver, and gold, Liu Sen is just a blue-clothed disciple, you use yin thunder, you are too spicy chicken." ”
Yan Yu came to his senses and grabbed Lin Xuan's neck again: "Lao Tzu hasn't settled accounts with you yet, the two of us have done so many good deeds together before, and Yin De has all been swallowed by you, if we share it evenly, Lao Tzu can now stab Liu Sen to death with one finger!" ”
Lin Xuan pushed Yan Yu away, and said with a smile: "What are you doing with so many Yin Virtues, becoming an immortal and becoming a saint?" I fed you a handful of and urine, do you lose a lot of yin virtue to me? ”
"It's five mothers who raised me, and they have a half-dime relationship with you, and you will only let me help you squat at the mouth of the alley in the red light district to keep an eye on the wind." Yan Yu said with great resentment.
Lin Xuan coughed dryly: "What's that, let's talk about something serious, about your unicorn arm......"
Yan Yu glanced at Lin Xuan, knowing that this old guy wanted to change the topic, but when it came to the Qilin Arm, he was still interested in listening.
"This thing is too fierce, I found that the sealing method I gave you before didn't work for it at all, so for so many years, it's not that it's been sealed, but that it thinks you're too spicy and too lazy to take away your body, but now that you have the ability, that thing has just begun to pay attention to you, and you can pay more attention to it in the future, and try not to break the seal."
Yan Yu was stunned: "What should I do after that?" ”
It's really not worrying to have such a thing living in your body.
"For now, you're still too spicy, if you can really make that thing decide to give up, at least you must be able to fight alone to defeat the purple-clothed disciples of the Guigu Sect, if you're still afraid, there is actually another way," Lin Xuan said with a smile, "Find a chance, you and the Qilin Arm have a good chat, you help it find a perfect body, it helps you clean up those bad guys you can't beat, you two take what you need, and you can still live in peace." ”
"And this kind of operation?" Yan Yu was curious, "What kind of physical body is called perfect?" ”
Old and dead? Sick and dead? Sudden death?
Lin Xuan smiled: "The body of the thousand-year-old zombie king." ”
"......" Yan Yu still remembers zombies vividly, with his current strength, it is enough to deal with zombies for ten years.
Last time, the two of them encountered a five-hundred-year-old zombie, and Lin Xuan turned around and ran away without saying a word, which shows how terrifying the thousand-year-old zombie is.
Moreover, add a "king" as a suffix.
Seeing Yan Yu's bitter expression, Lin Xuan whispered, "You are stupid, can't you deceive the Qilin Arm if you can't find it?" That thing doesn't have a high IQ, and it knows how to eat and eat all day long......"
"That's right!" Yan Yu slapped his head, "Why didn't I think of it!" ”
"Compared with being a teacher, your Taoism is still a lot worse, remember, if you want to mix well in this world, try to be shameless when you can!"
The master and apprentice glanced at each other, and laughed evilly, living off an old rascal and a small rascal.
The personalities of the two are too similar.
"Also, here's it for you." Lin Xuan took out a box of chewing gum from his pocket and threw it into Yan Yu's hand.
Yan Yu was puzzled: "Please let me eat chewing gum?" ”
"Here is the terrible ghost that got into Su Yinxuan's body yesterday, and it has been beaten by me and refined into a spirit, don't you still have a ghost wife? If she goes back and lets her eat these spirits as QQ candy, the Tao will improve a lot. Lin Xuan said casually.
When Yan Yu heard this, he hurriedly put away the small box, and was secretly moved in his heart, although the old immortal is unreliable many times, but in the final analysis, he still takes care of Yan Yu very much.
It takes a full three hours to drive back to Rongcheng from Lucheng, and by the time the driver sends the master and apprentice to Xinghua Community, the sun has already set.
After thanking the driver, Yan Yu took Lin Xuan home.
As soon as he pushed open the door, Yan Yu felt a gust of wind blowing in front of him, and then Zhao Jingqing floated out of the bedroom and hung directly on Yan Yu's body!
"Husband, people want to kill you! How are you and Xiao Su, are you on the base? Zhao Jingqing buried his head in Yan Yu's arms and kept rubbing.
Yan Yu coughed dryly: "Qinqing, there are outsiders......
Zhao Jingqing was stunned for a moment, then quickly raised his head, and saw that there was a bad-looking uncle standing next to Yan Yu, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly jumped off Yan Yu's body, and said embarrassedly: "I just ...... Didn't notice ......"
"This is my master, Lin Xuan."
"Senior Lin...... Hello ......"
"You young people, I understand!" Lin Xuan squinted his eyes and said.
Zhao Jingqing was even more embarrassed.
"Wow!"
Seeing that there was a living person in the house, Da Hei barked at Lin Xuan defensively, Lin Xuan walked into the living room, and said: "Xiao Yu, it seems that you are living a good life in Rongcheng, and even the dragon mastiff has been raised?" Tut-tut...... I don't know how it tastes......
Da Hei, who was originally still majestic, heard Lin Xuan's words, and was so frightened that he picked up his tail and hid in the corner and whined.
Ahh
Yan Yu felt ashamed of Da Hei.
"I brought Da Hei back from a rich second generation, but, Master, what did you just say Da Hei is? Dragon mastiff? Yan Yu wondered.