Chapter 36: It's not easy to fool
"Yo," Chen Dafu stood in front of the gate of his courtyard and said with a smile: "Masters, in a hurry, where are you going?"
"Less nonsense!" Wu Chang glanced at him and said, "How long have you lived here?"
"Huh?" Chen Dafu frowned and wondered, "Why did the uncle inquire about this?"
"Less nonsense!" Wu Chang shouted loudly: "If you say it, you will say it, where is so much nonsense!"
Chen Dafu saw Wu Chang's fierce appearance, and knew that this little black fat man was not a foolish master, so he didn't want to say anything more to him.
Just nodded and said coldly: "I've lived here since I was a child!"
"Oh, did you see two little flowers passing by here?!"
"Huh?" As soon as Chen Dafu heard the words 'called Huazi', he knew that these people were not good, so he turned sideways and deliberately pretended not to hear him.
"Damn, don't pretend to be garlic!" Wu Chang took a few steps closer to him, gesturing with his hands, and loudly describing the physical characteristics of Chen Yaolai and Chen Xiaofu.
No matter what the little laughing black fat man said or said, he shook his head, pretended not to hear, and waved his hand again and again to refuse: "I don't know, I don't know!
"Damn! It's a busy job again!" Wu Chang scolded violently, then turned to the middle-aged man and said, "Big brother, how should this be?"
"This..."The middle-aged man looked around, there were weeds everywhere, only broken tiles, it was difficult to see people living in a radius of several miles, and there was only one way to go, I am afraid that those two thieves were the children of this family!
The middle-aged man looked at Chen Dafu and said with a smile: "I see that my eldest brother is the same age as me, but I don't know who else is in the family?"
Chen Dafu saw that his face was kind, unlike the black face of the black tyranny, so he let down his guard and said: "Just me" As soon as he finished speaking, there was a cough in the room, and then he hurriedly said: "It's me.... and two of my cheap."
The middle-aged man asked again, "Do you have children?"
Chen Dafu shook his head and said: "No, no!
"This is strange..."The middle-aged man saw that he touched his nose from time to time when he spoke, his forehead was full of beads of sweat, and his speech was a little slurred, and his words did not match the afterword, so he felt that this person was a little strange, so he stepped forward and took a big step, and said with a smile: "The eldest brother is really a blessing! He gave birth to two sons, and he was really clever and cute!"
Chen Dafu couldn't help but wipe the sweat from his forehead with his hand, and said, "I don't know what you're talking about!
"Damn!" Wu Chang rolled up his sleeves violently, wanting to beat Chen Dafu, but he took a few steps back, covered his face with his hands, and whispered, "What are you going to do?"
"If you don't give a little color, you really feel that we are all vegetarians!" Wu Chang said violently and raised his hand again, trying to scare him.
"Hit, hit....." he deliberately shouted at the top of his throat.
"Damn, you're getting more and more talking!
"Stop!" The middle-aged man pinched his throat with his hand, deliberately raised his voice, and said: "As long as you hand over your two sons and ask them to take out the 'Bishou Dan', I guarantee that your whole family will be safe and sound, and there will be a gift of gold."
"Gold?"
"Of course, money is not an issue!"
"What you said is true?"
"It's true!"
When Chen Dafu heard that there was a gift of gold, he was stunned, and said in his heart: "Anyway, I don't know if the pill is poison or good medicine!
But I'm afraid that they are deliberately deceiving themselves! What should they do if they hand over something and still don't give them gold?
......
......
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, so he spread out his palm and said to Wu Changbang and the others: "Why do you make me believe it?"
"You old man!" the middle-aged man shook his head, but he guessed a few points, and then took out a silk brocade bag from his sleeve and stuffed it into Chen Dafu's hand.
"It's pretty much the same, what's the point of not being interesting?" Chen Dafu opened the money bag with a smile, weighed it a few times, and estimated that there were a lot of things in the pocket.
But he was afraid that it was not gold, so he quickly opened the bag again, poured it into the palm of his hand, bit it with his mouth one by one, and said, "It is indeed golden gold, exquisite!" Then he quickly put it in his pocket and tied it.
"This gold?" Chen Dafu grinned, wanting to ask him.
"It's all yours!" The middle-aged man nodded and said, "I mean what I say, and I don't lie!"
"Okay, refreshing!" Chen Dafu said and put the bag of gold in his sleeve, and shouted to Chen Yaolai and Chen Xiaofu in the house: "Come out, don't hide it anymore!"
The two brothers heard their father's voice, and without thinking much about it, they rushed out of the house.
"Okay, you two are really here!" Wu Chang gritted his teeth, wanting to step forward and grab the two of them, and a good fight to relieve the hatred in his heart.
Unexpectedly, he was held down by a middle-aged man.
"What are you doing?" the middle-aged man glared at him and whispered, "Don't give me back yet!"
"My son!" Chen Dafu stretched out his hand and said to Chen Yao with a smile: "Quickly take out the pill and give it to me!"
"Huh?"
"Give them back that pill!"
"Huh?" Chen Yaolai was a little puzzled, frowned, and said, "Why do you want to give it to them?!"
"Fuck it!" Wu Chang gritted his teeth and scolded quietly.
"That's someone else's thing, and now it's a matter of course that the thing is returned to its original owner!" Chen Dafu said seriously.
"But!" Chen Yaolai hesitated for a while, thinking: "On weekdays, Chen Dafu likes to take advantage of others, how can he easily return things like this? If it weren't for the benefits, the ghost would believe him!"
"What should I do about my mother's illness?" Chen Yao asked him.
"I'll talk about your mother's illness later!" Chen Dafu frowned and said, "Besides, we don't know if the pill is poison or good medicine, so we give it to her indiscriminately?"
"But..." Xu You wanted to say something, but he didn't know how to speak, so he stood there for a long time without speaking.
Seeing this, Chen Dafu's tone began to increase a little, and said: "Since that thing originally belonged to someone else, now it is just a matter of returning to its original owner, and it has not lost its duty to be a human being!"
"Okay.." Chen Yao came to see that he was determined to return the 'Bishou Dan' to Wu Changbang and them, so he immediately put his hand into the crotch of his pants, then touched it around, and handed the medicine bottle to Chen Dafu.
"This is Daddy's good boy!" Chen Dafu held the medicine bottle in both hands and carefully delivered it to the middle-aged man's hand, "Hehe" smiled: "Now I return this thing to its original owner, don't forget what you promised me!"
The middle-aged man didn't open the cork, but picked up the bottle and shook it in his ear a few times, knowing that the bottle was not hollow and the pill was still there, so he stretched out his hand to Chen Dafu and said, "Bring it!"
"What?!" Chen Dafu somewhat understood what he meant, frowned and said, "Isn't the pill already given to you?!"
"Damn! That elixir is ours, you should have returned it to its rightful owner a long time ago," Wu Chang yelled.
Chen Dafu said: "Then what else do you want?!"
"Damn it, don't you have garlic, shouldn't the gold be ours?" said Wu Chang, clenching his fists.
Chen Dafu looked at the middle-aged man and asked, "Don't you talk a lot?" You promised to give it to me, but you wanted to change your words to me before?"
The middle-aged man ignored him, and concentrated on playing with the purple medicine bottle up and down.
"Hmph! Damn! Do you pay it or not! Don't mess with Lao Tzu!" he raised his fist above his head, wanting to hit him, so frightened that Chen Dafu quickly put his hand into his sleeve and took out the money bag just now.
"That's it, that's it!" Although Chen Dafu was a little reluctant, he saw that this Wu Chang was full of flesh, he was by no means a good stubble, more things were better than less things, and it was important to save his life, so he served him with both hands.
Wu Changbang took the gold, handed it to the middle-aged man with both hands, and asked, "Big brother, what should I do next?"
The middle-aged man showed a weird smile and asked, "Then what do you want to do?"
Wu Chang burst into laughter, and the louder he laughed, and kicked Chen Dafu in the stomach.
Hearing only the sound of 'oops', Chen Dafu immediately rolled out of the two feet.