Chapter 404: Pirates on Pirates - Expert Analysis of Legends
"Do you think you can scare us with these guns?" Han Xing could clearly see that Captain Blackjack's Adam's apple squirmed up and down, obviously swallowing a mouthful of saliva, but he still pretended to be calm and said with a strong mouth.
"That's right, you'd be naïve if you thought a few shotguns would scare us!" The scar-faced pirate named Johnny slammed the two-handed machete he was carrying on his shoulder into the deck and shouted, "We're pirates, friends!" For so many years, I have been crisscrossing the Caribbean Sea without fear of sacrifice or bloodshed! ”
"Besides, don't you think you're too close to us? I'm completely sure I'll get a knife in your neck before your men shoot!" Captain Blackjack smiled slyly and pulled out his sailor's knife at his waist.
"Admire, admire! I have to say, your mind is really cool, to this point, you can still be in a hurry, think of such a wonderful way to break the game! Han Xing applauded lightly when he heard this.
"Awards, awards~" Captain Blackjack didn't know whether he was idol Jack Sparrow or a pirate, he actually put on a gentlemanly demeanor, spread his hands, and saluted to the left and right, as if he was a violinist who thanked the audience at the end of the curtain.
Han Xing saw it but sneered slightly: "But it's a pity, you met me, if you want to take my army, you have to see if you have the ability!" As he spoke, Han Xing pulled out a bright and flickering cold heartbreak from the scabbard on his waist, weighed it in his hand, and then played a sword flower, holding the sword in his right hand, protecting the sword (shēn) in front of (xiōng), and posing in a posture of "let the horse come".
"Heads-up? I like it! I'll play with you~" Captain Blackjack waved the sailor knife with a handguard in his hand, and greeted him with a sliding step, and confronted Han Xing in a circle.
"I appreciate your courage, Mr. Segaard, but it's really unwise to test your swordsmanship against a pirate~" Captain Blackjack opened his mouth to try to distract Han Xing as he looked Han Xing up and down.
"Coincidentally, I want to say that to you, too! Isn't it humiliating for a pirate to test his swordsmanship with a knight? Han Xing said with a confident smile. At this time, it is the psychological and tactical time before the war, exerting pressure on the other side, so as to achieve the goal of making the opponent enter a negative state such as anxiety, anger, and timidity, and indirectly weaken its combat effectiveness.
"Knights? What age is this, and is there such a thing as a knight? Your sword is too heavy and too slow, how can it compete with the thin sailor in my hand? What's more, this is the sea, and I know how to fight on board better than you! I grew up in a boat, I know how to keep balance, and you, I'm afraid, just one wave can make you stumble and fall to the ground! Captain Blackjack grinned, his face full of contempt.
"That's not necessarily, there is a way that is an inch long and an inch strong, what kind of weapon is good, it also depends on what kind of person it falls into! You'd better pray that your thin sailor won't be cut off like a piece of paper! Han Xing took the lead in attacking, swinging his sword at Captain Blackjack's lower abdomen from the bottom to the top, as if because of the shrinkage, Blackjack's clothes didn't seem to fit at all (shēn), so that the piece of his navel (luǒ) was almost exposed.
"Oh oh oh ~ If I hadn't hid quickly, I'm afraid even my intestines would have flowed out! If I hit this sword, my lower abdomen with bronzed abdominal muscles will be broken~" Captain Blackjack hurriedly took two steps back, avoiding Han Xing's sword, and then stroked his lower abdomen with a scared face.
"Wouldn't that be nice? So I can use your gut to hang you shameless pirate alive! Han Xing smirked, and slashed at Black Jack's (xiōng) mouth with another sword.
"Why are you so hostile to pirates? Have I ever blackmailed or blackmailed you? No, I've never seen you! Or do you have a family member who was brutally murdered by pirates? Or is there a shameless pirate who has taken your life's best (ài) captive? But I can assure you that I haven't done any of these things! Captain Blackjack took another half step back to the left, then said with a hippie smile.
"No, no, no, I just heard that you pirates are some despicable and shameless obscene embryos, (jiān) (yín) captives and beasts who do all kinds of evil~" Han Xing shook his head and denied.
"Then I have to say, these hearsays, to a large extent, have made you misunderstand our pirate community, my friend (myfriend)~" Captain Blackjack took two steps back, stuck his sailor knife on the deck, and dusted his hands.
"Oh~" When Han Xing heard this, he was interested, and he wanted to hear how this guy was sophistry.
"I admit that most of these accusations against us are true! That's how a pirate lives, looting, killing, that's what we do, I'm not going to deny it, it's all real, maybe right now, somewhere in the Caribbean, my peers are doing what you say! Captain Blackjack said in a deep voice.
"But I have to defend myself, in the Caribbean, the most dangerous people are not people like us! It's the privateer captains in sheep's clothing! In the 平 (rì), they look like honest and conscientious merchants, but once they reach the boundless sea, (shēn) are outside the law, they will take off their disguises and transform (shēn) lawless wolves, and their actions are a hundred times more cruel than our pirates! You know why? Captain Blackjack pleaded.
In order to maintain their good reputation of so-called "integrity and duty", they will kill all the victims! And I've encountered it before! Blackjack's eyes were red, and he said with tears in his eyes:
"My father was the captain of a merchant ship, and I grew up at sea, until one day a so-called "good friend" approached him and offered to accompany him, and on the sixth day of the voyage, the so-called "good friend" revealed his true colors and drugged our diet. I still vaguely remember the conversation my father had with him when he was dying:
"Why? Why do you do this, I believe you! ”
"This is the Caribbean, and trusting others easily is your greatest sin!"
At that time, I was just a 9-year-old child, and my mother was able to survive by hiding in a wine barrel and throwing it into the sea. I don't know how long I drifted, but in the end the pirates rescued me, and later, I recaptured my father's ship, which was this Frutt merchant ship, the Naciby~" Speaking of this, Blackjack's face was a little more indifferent, as if he saw his parents in heaven, and looked at him with satisfaction.
Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes with his dirty sleeves, a determined look flashed in Black Jack's eyes, "Do you know why I'm a pirate?" Because I have found that the sanctimonious maritime merchants are sometimes a hundred times more cruel than the pirates! And they deserve the punishment they deserve, and they deserve to pay for their greed and selfishness! ”
"Pirates may be a group of despicable and shameless villains, but at least we are frank (dàng) (dàng), people will subconsciously avoid the pirate flag when they see it, and they will be wary! What's more, in my opinion, whether you are engaged in piracy or maritime business, the most important thing is to be principled! And I, I uphold my own principles, I plunder, I kill, but never (jiān)** woman, not to kill them all! Only those who resist will die, and even if they rebel against me and I have to kill them, I still admire their courage and respect them from the bottom of my heart! ”
Indeed, the most terrifying thing in this world is not those who say that I am a bad person on their faces, but those well-dressed beasts who are sanctimonious, the most typical example is that 80% of the perpetrators of child (xìng) assault are so-called 'acquaintances'! "Who would have thought that this Black Jack would have such a twisted and bizarre story? Han Xing also agrees and appreciates his views and his whole person.
"So, you're still a principled thief, are you? Robin Hood of the Sea? However, if you are really as frank (dàng) as you say, why do you want to fly the French flag and approach our ship? Han Xing threw out a sharp question.
"Robin Hood of the Sea? I love this nickname! Captain Blackjack nodded slightly, obviously very useful for the title "Robin Hood of the Sea".
"I'm asking you! You are obviously a pirate, but you are close to our ship under the French flag, where is your so-called "dàng"? Han Xing continued to question with a dark face.
"I say, Mr. Segaard, are you doing business in the Caribbean for the first time? Please, anyone who is begging for a living in the Caribbean knows that if an unknown (shēn) ship approaches, they should sail with full sails and get rid of their pursuers! This is common sense, how can you deliberately slow down the speed of the ship and let others catch up? Captain Blackjack said speechlessly.
"Theoretically, it's my first time doing business in the Caribbean!" Han Xing thought for a while.
"Forget it, let's go!" Blackjack sighed suddenly, then waved his hand impatiently. As he spoke, he turned (shēn) and walked towards his boat.
"Captain, we're just going to let them go?" The pirates present looked at each other, and the scarred man named Johnny asked in surprise.
"You're going to let me go like this?" Han Xing was also a little surprised, if he was worried that this Black Jack was acting to win the same (qíng) just now, at this time, Han Xing believed his words for eight, nine,
"It's the first time you've come to the Caribbean to make a living, and besides, I feel like I'm in love with you (tǐng)! This experience is a lesson I have taught you! Don't expect too much from pirates, not all pirates are as principled as me, next time, you may not be so lucky~" Blackjack turned around and admonished.
"You forgot your stuff!" Han Xing kicked the "suspicious elements" who were tied up by Wuhua and said.
When Blackjack heard this, he turned around and saw that the suspicious people were screaming "woo~woo~" because of the smelly socks stuffed in their mouths, struggling and squirming on the deck like worms.
"My friend (qíng) reminds you that these people are not good things! They are not as principled as you~" Han Xing said coldly, but this sentence was a heart-wrenching word, and he planned to use Blackjack's hand to get rid of these people.
"Pirates are a mixed group, some have principles, like the Captain Jack Sparrow you mentioned, and some don't, like the mad Blackbeard! This is a common problem of pirates, I can restrain their behavior, but I can't restrain their hearts! These people, it's up to you to deal with them~" Black Jack said without looking back.
"I will return your words as they are: you have won back your (xìng) life with your principles, but next time, you may not be so lucky! I hope you can keep your principles and do what you say~ Lefonstouse, send these bastards on the road! Han Xing smiled and shouted to Blackjack, who had returned to the deck of the Naciby, and glanced indifferently at the scum who had been tied up with flowers, and then said lightly to Le Vons.
"This, Lord Duke, can you not say that it is useful to keep them?" Lefons asked in a whisper.
"Don't worry, in the Caribbean, there are a lot of such scumbags~" Han Xing waved his hand lightly and motioned for him to continue.
Le Fengsdu immediately understood when he heard this, waved the staff in his hand, a dazzling red light flashed, and a fire broke out on those scum (shēn), and they screamed for two seconds, and then turned into dust and drifted away with the wind~~
With Han Xing's order, the Ranger raised its white sails again and headed for Martinique in the south, leaving only Blackjack and the pirates on his ship with shocked faces, and their exclamations: "Magic? It's magic! Oh my God, we almost went to see David Jones~"
"Goodbye, Mr. Jack Black, perhaps, we'll meet again!" Han Xing didn't forget to stand at the stern of the boat and wave goodbye to Black Jack.