In his mind, he had a fierce argument with his real-life actor, and finally ended with Deadpool spraying Ryan speechless, and Deadpool smugly trash talking.

Ryan, although I am played by you, but I am Uncle Deadpool, you are just my actor, do you still expect to be able to compete with me with a few lines on your back? It's too naïve child, let's honestly find someone to plan for the second part......

After scolding his actor, Deadpool finally made a decision - not to ask Gao Ming to help treat him...... For the time being, his face was ruined by Francis's son of a bitch, or is it more professional to find that guy, and Deadpool hasn't stabbed the enemy yet, if Francis refuses to cooperate, then cut him, and it's not too late to come to Gao Ming for help.

It's just how to fool around when the time comes, Deadpool hates owing favors, and although others are bastards and shameless, they still have a little bit of credit, so ...... When the time comes, pretend to be stupid, heal your face and run away.

Deadpool's heart instantly made what he thought was the most "wise" decision......

Granny Al is still basking in the joy of seeing again, while Deadpool takes off his hood, revealing his pitted disfigured face, kicks off his shoes nonchalantly, and puts on a pair of indoor rubber slippers and lets out an inexplicable moan.

"Oh~ It's really comfortable to step on a horse."

Gao Ming looked at Deadpool's disfigured face speechlessly, showing a look of intoxication, and put on shoes as if he was finished......

Deadpool untied the two knives behind his back and the two guns at the base of his thigh, casually tossing them aside, while saying impatiently, "Listen, I'm glad I got a free ride, but since my morning ride is also free, there isn't much joy, so if it's okay, you can get out of here, I'm going to take a few strokes to vent my frustration." ”

Seeing Deadpool so open-mouthed, Gao Ming also had a headache, and said helplessly: "You didn't bring any money in the morning...... By the way, I've helped you get rid of all your enemies. ”

Deadpool rolled his eyes and said dissatisfiedly: "You're embarrassed to say, I can shoot those stupid big guys one by one without you, you steal my limelight, Ryan, this kid is still complaining that the spear stunt was in vain." ”

Gao Ming pulled a chair aside and sat down, and said, "It's not a bad thing, originally you were shot in the ass, and Francis will still escape, and you will be handcuffed by Coulix, and then you have to escape by cutting your hands with a knife like in "127 Hours". ”

"Shet, such a wonderful plot was ruined by you," Deadpool was even more unhappy after hearing this, "There is a shortage of funds for making this movie, and you let these shots go to waste, what if the box office doesn't meet expectations and you can't make a second part." ”

After all, Deadpool also gave a middle finger.

"Leave it to fate." Gao Ming shrugged his shoulders and said very irresponsibly.

"Get out of here, get out of here, I don't have anything to entertain you here, only bullets and maybe. Card. Because, do you want it? Deadpool said with a look of disgust.

Gao Ming leaned back in his chair and said meaningfully: "Wade, more than half of this movie has passed now, don't you want to know the next development?" After all, I've seen the movie too. ”

Deadpool nodded his head and said, "The audience is protesting, telling you not to spoil it, Ryan and the director are also protesting, because your spoilers will ruin the plot and affect the box office results, but ......"

A wicked smile appeared on Deadpool's miserable face, "Who cares about them, I don't have my share in making money from movies, so don't think about it, enjoy the spoilers...... It's useless for you to protest, you have the ability to give me some money, Shame Pen. ”

In the end, Deadpool quarreled with the real person again, and it seemed that a person with paranoia was sick.

Gao Ming watched Deadpool arguing with the air, and turned his head to look at Grandma El who was walking around his house, but Grandma El didn't react and was used to it.

"Your girlfriend ......" Gao Ming's words made Deadpool stop the noise, looked at Gao Ming seriously, and asked, "What's wrong with Vanessa?" ”

Gao Ming dragged his voice and said, "...... Who's playing the role in reality? ”

"Morena Bacarin, a beautiful and hot actress."

I don't know if I think of Vanessa or Vanessa's actor Morena, Deadpool whistles informally.

"She seems to have starred in the American drama "Gotham", playing Gordon's girlfriend Dr. Leslie, right?"

Gao Ming also smiled solemnly.

Hearing this, Deadpool's eyes lit up and he laughed very obscenely, "Hehe, Gordon's girlfriend ......"

Just when Deadpool was immersed in some strange delusion, Gao Ming said coldly, "Vanessa will be captured by Francis tonight." ”

"Ahem, what?!"

Deadpool instantly woke up from his delusions and cried out in shock and rage.

"You revealed your identity to Francis, and then he followed the clue to find your friend Weasel's bar, saw a photo of you and Vanessa, and went to take Vanessa hostage," Gao Ming unhurriedly recounted the next development of the plot, "You find Coulix and Warhead to deal with Francis and his subordinate Sand Angels, and finally you shoot Francis in the head, Vanessa accepts you as you are, and the movie ends." ”

Bang Bang Bang ......

Deadpool subconsciously applauded warmly, then reacted and said anxiously, "Fake! Fack! Bullish Francis, how dare you do it to my Vanessa! I won't fuck him bitch! ”

Deadpool angrily walks back and forth, pounding the walls a few times and kicking over a few pieces of furniture like a child.

Gao Ming calmly looked at Deadpool's angry appearance and asked, "So what?" What are you going to do? If you go now, you can stop Vanessa from being taken captive in time, and you can ambush Francis by the way. ”

A word woke up the dreamer, Deadpool suddenly woke up, hurriedly put his equipment back on, kicked each foot, threw the slippers aside, and after putting on his shoes, he ran to pick up the slippers that fell on the side, and put them back neatly at the door, and then picked up the hood and prepared to put it on, but seeing his pitted disfigured face on the mirror, Deadpool hesitated and put down his hood a little dejectedly.

"Damn, I can't use this ugly face to meet Vanessa, I'm a monster now, I'm not qualified to meet her......"

Deadpool said dejectedly.

"Don't worry, she'll accept you, don't forget, I've seen the movie, and in the end she accepted you."

Gao Ming stepped forward to comfort, but it didn't work, disfigurement was a demon in Deadpool's heart, he was afraid that his face would frighten Vanessa, and Vanessa would leave him because of this.

Even if Gao Ming told him that the ending of the movie was a perfect reunion, he still couldn't stop worrying and fearing until he experienced it himself.

Looking at such a weak and powerless Deadpool, Gao Ming felt very uncomfortable, the impression of Deadpool was lawless and heartless, where is the current sad little kid style.

"Okay, okay, I'll help you heal your face," Hearing this, Deadpool's eyes lit up, his face regained his spirit, and without waiting for him to speak, Gao Ming said solemnly: "However, I have conditions." ”

"Ouch, you're going to be kind once, and what conditions are you talking about."

Deadpool's eyes rolled, guessed Gao Ming's conditions, and suddenly felt a headache, pretending to be stupid.

(I'll see if I can fulfill the promise of 5 more on the shelves......)

(End of chapter)