Chapter 25: Why Is Master Swollen? (Ask for subscription)
"Yangzi, Brother Monkey really didn't go to the feast alone?"
On the way west, Zhu Bajie raised his head again and looked at the sky wistfully.
It seems that the next moment, Brother Monkey will return with a lot of food.
Yang San rubbed his aching forehead helplessly.
"Brother Pig, this is the eighth time you have asked me, Brother Monkey really just has something to do to go to heaven, there is no big meal, no food."
Zhu Bajie suddenly muttered in disappointment: "I always feel that you have something to hide from the old pig." ”
With Yang San's ear power, he naturally heard it clearly.
couldn't help but glance at Zhu Bajie in surprise, but he didn't expect him to be right.
Yang San slowly recalled the events in Jindou Mountain.
In the end, Yang San still failed to eat "steak".
After being silent for a while, the Mantian God Buddha tacitly did not say anything.
Instead, Li Tianwang put away the body of the unicorn bag, and Brother Monkey was also hugged by the god of fire and the god of the Yellow River and went to the sky.
said that it solved a big problem for him this time, and he had to have a good drink.
But the biggest "hero" Yang San didn't pay attention to it, as if he was a little transparent.
Yang San was also happy to do so, waved goodbye to Brother Monkey with a smile, and said that he would take care of Tang Seng for him.
After Brother Monkey left, Yang San entered the cave to rescue the Tang monks and apprentices who were waiting for their necks to grow.
That's it, listening to Zhu Bajie nagging all the way.
Yang San really experienced the addiction of off-road in no man's land.
Tang Seng is not an ordinary obsession with the west, along the way, no matter what kind of terrain he encounters, there is only one word.
Walk!
Climb the mountain when you meet the mountain, and wade the river when you meet the river.
Unless he encounters a natural danger, such as a broken end or something like that, and there is really no way, he chooses to take a detour.
In just a few days, Yang San felt extremely boring.
At the same time, Yang San also found that this was really boring.
Not to mention anything else, as soon as he got up today, Yang San found that there was a city not far ahead.
Obviously, when I was resting yesterday, I still had a glimpse of Hirakawa in front of me.
However, Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Monk still feel extremely normal.
As the saying goes, looking at the mountain runs a dead horse.
Today, Yang San learned that Wangcheng could run to the dead.
Obviously, the city is not far away, but after walking for a long time, the sun has climbed high, but it still feels that it is not much closer.
"Master, there is a river ahead, are you thirsty, shall I get you some water?"
Zhu Bajie wiped the sweat on his face vigorously, looked at the clear river in front of him, and suddenly his eyes lit up.
Tang Seng sat on the white dragon horse, wiping his sweat from time to time, and when he heard Zhu Bajie's words, he subconsciously licked his chapped lips.
"Okay, Bajie, fight more, you guys are thirsty too."
Yang San and Sha Monk shook their heads indifferently.
Yang San comes with a shield, such a little sun, no different from moonlight.
Shahe was a monster who claimed to be the Holy King of Quicksand before he was "good", and it was his instinct to control the water.
Zhu Bajie immediately took out Tang Seng's purple gold bowl from his baggage, ran forward with a fart, and came back with a bowl full of water.
It can be seen here that Zhu Bajie still has some respect for his elders, and he didn't drink enough before coming back.
Tang Seng instinctively swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, took the purple gold bowl in Zhu Bajie's hand, and poured a few mouthfuls of water.
I don't know if it's because I'm too thirsty, or if the river water is really delicious.
Tang Seng only felt that the river water was clear and sweet, and he immediately extinguished the dry fire in his heart.
Instinctively, he took a few more sips, and then handed the remaining half a bowl of water to Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie took the purple gold bowl excitedly, and he didn't dislike it, and directly poured the remaining half bowl of water into his mouth.
Yang San looked at the two of them funny, the river is in front of them, not to mention drinking, even taking a bath is no problem.
As for the appearance of this thirsty ghost?
Suddenly, Yang San saw a stone standing by the river in the upstream direction, and there seemed to be a few words engraved on it.
I couldn't help but look at it curiously.
"Son, mother, river?!"
Yang San was stunned and looked at the surging river in front of him.
This is the Mother and Son River?
Immediately looked back sympathetically at Zhu Bajie who was smacking his mouth and Tang Seng who was full of red light.
That's fate!
"Master, let's go faster, I still want to drink more."
Zhu Bajie looked at the Zimu River in front of him expectantly, and felt that this river water was the best river water he had ever drunk.
It doesn't matter if it's in this life or in the previous life!
Tang Seng smiled: "Okay, good." ”
Yang San: "......"
Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie were about to speed up their pace, but they suddenly felt a huge pain in their abdomen.
"Ouch, ouch...... My old pig's belly ......"
Tang Seng also covered his stomach so painfully that he couldn't speak, and the sweat on his forehead instantly appeared.
At the same time, the stomachs of Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie bulged at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Soon it was like being pregnant in October.
"Division... Master, Second Senior Brother, are you swollen? ”
Monk Sha had just picked up the burden when he saw that the stomachs of the two of them were swollen.
Slowly, the pain gradually eased, and Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie both looked at their stomachs with a look of horror.
"Elder Tang, Brother Zhu, in my opinion, there is a problem with the river water you drank just now, and there is a city in front of you, bear with it, let's go into the city and ask, someone should know."
Yang San could see that after the river water that Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie drank entered the stomach, a magical breath soon flowed and gathered in the abdomen.
This is also the reason why their bellies begin to bulge, as the breath dissolves into a fetus and quickly takes shape.
"Okay, let's talk about it in the city."
Tang Seng decisively agreed with Yang San's words.
But isn't it, just he and Zhu Bajie drank river water, and they just drank it and then happened, how could it be such a coincidence?
Yang San and Monk Sha each supported one of them and walked forward slowly.
When he was approaching the Zimu River, he found an old woman who was ferrying and hurriedly asked her to help him cross the river.
"Shi... Donor, poor monk is polite... After the poor monk and this apprentice drank the river water, their abdomen ached, and they soon became swollen like this. ”
After getting on the boat, Tang Seng asked the old woman with great difficulty.
The old woman was shocked when she saw the four men.
Shouting that the man is finally here!
originally thought that Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie were born with beer belly, but they didn't expect it to be because they drank the water of the Zimu River.
Suddenly smiled: "This place is the daughter country, this river is called the Zimu River, the country is full of women, no men, after the age of twenty, if you want to have a child, you will take a sip of river water and drink it, three days later, you can give birth to a child." ”
Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie were suddenly stunned.
[I have it? I'm going to be a dad? Who the is the kid? 】。
Yang San couldn't help but smile and said with a serious face: "Elder Tang, Brother Pig, don't worry, after entering the city, I will definitely help you find the best stable woman to ensure that you can give birth to the child smoothly." ”
Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie: "(〒〈〒)"