Chapter 835: Pretending to be a Wizard
"Yes, boss, what Xiaoguan said is right, the current medicine, even if you have cancer, can be cured, boss, come on, you must defeat the disease!" Qiu Qianren kept echoing on the side: "However, if it is not cured, your mastery must not be wasted, pass it on to us, we promise to carry you forward!"
Boom~
Syllable~
"Ah......h
In the next second, I saw Guan Zhongyuan and Qiu Qianren screaming and lying on the ground, making the two of them look confused: "Boss, why are you kicking us, we are good for you... Yes... Boss, why are you kicking us again......"
The two of them were in a mess, did we say the wrong thing, no, obviously the boss himself said that he wanted to go to heaven, okay, let's comfort a few words, it's also wrong?
Heavens, aren't you going to chat with Hades?
"Do you look like I'm terminally ill?" At this moment, a cool voice spat out from Xiao Tianyu's mouth, these two bastards actually cursed Lao Tzu for being terminally ill, Lao Tzu didn't kick you, who did he kick?
Besides, Lao Tzu said that God, is God terminally ill?
"But, boss, you said you want to go to heaven, the ancients, the sky is Elysium, okay!" Guan Zhongyuan said seriously.
Burst~
Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, it seems that this bastard has been delayed by the teacher.
"Tianyu!" At this moment, I saw Shangguan Biyue's beautiful eyes flickering with worry: "You don't really want to ascend to Bliss, right?"
What will I do if you leave?
"I just said that I want to go to heaven, what is the bliss?" Xiao Tianyu looked speechless, aren't these people earthlings and can't understand human words?
And Xiao Ziyan's beautiful eyes flickered: "Second brother, isn't heaven going to the heavens?"
Isn't this second brother speaking in the words of the earth?
......Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu began to be speechless again, didn't Lao Tzu just say a word to heaven? Is it necessary to misunderstand that Lao Tzu is terminally ill? How much hatred, how much hatred, do you have to curse Lao Tzu like this?
"Tianyu, don't worry, even if you have a terminal illness, I will only love you in my life!" Gu Yunxi's beautiful eyes flickered.
"Yes, death is your ghost, and life is your person!" Shangguan Biyue's eyes showed sincerity, which made the people around him envious.
"Damn, a terminally ill person, Nima, and such a beautiful woman like it, so why isn't it me who has a terminal illness?"
"Don't stop me, let me jump out of the car first, Nima, this thing is too annoying!"
"Brother, jump, this car is not driving very fast, only a hundred kilometers!"
“......”
There are many young people around, and they are speechless in their hearts, there are so many women who like terminally ill men, and what about them, Nima, is not as good as a terminally ill man.
It's a waste of food to live and a waste of land to die.
As everyone knows, at this moment, Xiao Tianyu didn't know how many mouthfuls of blood were sprayed in his heart, so he wanted to ask why Lao Tzu just said a word to heaven, and these women's reactions were so big?
And at this moment, I saw Shangguan Biyue say seriously to Xiao Tianyu: "Tonight, you can't wear a condom, you know?"
"Why?"
"Okay, leave a seed for your Xiao family!"
Bang dang~
Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu almost didn't fall off his seat, what is the situation, leave a seed for the Xiao family? Is Lao Tzu the kind of person who has a short life? Lao Tzu's Yangshou is the same as heaven and earth.
So, Xiao Tianyu said seriously: "I think I will talk about the matter of keeping seeds later!"
"What will you say later?" Gu Yunxi glanced at Xiao Tianyu: "Do you have a future?" Tonight, just tonight, Sister Biyue and I are waiting for you in the room, don't sow seeds, don't get out of bed, you know?"
"And me!" Lu Die'er's face flashed with a flush, after getting along with Xiao Tianyu these days, she really fell in love with Xiao Tianyu.
Boom~
In an instant, many eyes looked at Xiao Tianyu, even the driver was not included, which made Xiao Tianyu speechless, can't these women speak quietly?
"Hey, hey~ Don't look at that driver, if you look at it again, you're going to crash!"
Then, I saw Xiao Tianyu speak seriously: "I only said that I went to heaven, and I am not dead, is it necessary for you to do this? I will take you up to see it another day!"
Bang dang~
Bang dang~
As soon as these words came out, I saw Guan Zhongyuan, Qiu Qianren, and Ximen Fuxue, all stumbling one after another, sitting on the ground, showing a look of horror.
Grunt~
Then, the three of them swallowed their saliva at the same time, and suppressed their shock, what is the situation, the boss himself goes to heaven, and he still wants to take us to heaven? We have no hatred with you; second, why do you have to take us with us before the holiday, we are still young, and we don't want to go to heaven so early.
So, Guan Zhongyuan said seriously: "That boss, we will understand your kindness, as for God, you can go by yourself, but don't take us, at most... At most next year, today, our brother will burn a few more incense cars and beauties for you, do you see if this will work!"
Just kidding, we don't want to go to heaven.
Syllable~
In the next second, I saw Xiao Tianyu slap Guan Zhongyuan on the head, making Guan Zhongyuan's eyes appear to be full of stars, and he looked confused.
So, Guan Zhongyuan covered his head and said seriously: "That boss, if the manly husband can't say that he can't go to heaven, he won't go to heaven, and you can't beat me again!"
"Immortal, don't you want to do it?" Xiao Tianyu asked.
Ghosts like to be immortals, Guan Zhongyuan secretly slandered in his heart, that's all after he died, okay, Lao Tzu is only in his twenties now, and it's still early to be an immortal.
"The heavenly and earthly scenic spot has arrived!" At this moment, I saw the tour guide and the beautiful woman speak: "All tourists who come to heaven and earth to travel, please get off!"
Heaven and earth?
Burst~
Guan Zhongyuan squirted a mouthful of old blood, why do I feel that when I hear the word heaven, my heart is furious?
"Tianyu, get out of the car!" At this moment, Shangguan Biyue held Xiao Tianyu's arm, quite gentle, just kidding, Xiao Tianyu is about to go to heaven, I don't know how many days there is still time to get along, so I naturally have to be kind to Xiao Tianyu.
"Yes, Tianyu, let's get off together!" Gu Yunxi's beautiful eyes flickered, and she was also surprisingly gentle, which made Xiao Tianyu feel at a loss, when did these women become so considerate?
"Second brother!" Xiao Ziyan stepped forward, took Xiao Tianyu's arm, and asked, "Did the doctor say how long do you have left?"
......Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu was in a daze, and one or two of TM were nervous.
Soon, under the leadership of the tour guide beauty, Xiao Tianyu and his party entered the scenic spot, and I have to say that the heavenly and earthly scenery is extremely beautiful, such as a fairyland on earth, especially the mountains that cannot be seen at a glance, covered by mist, as if people feel really in a fairyland.
And in the scenic area, there are acrobatics, as well as selling dog skin plasters, and there are all kinds of chowder.
"Boss, look over there, someone is performing iron head skills!" Guan Zhongyuan pointed in one direction: "Wow, it's amazing, such a big stone is not as hard as that person's head, I'm afraid that person is an ancient martial artist!"
Guan Zhongyuan showed a look of admiration on his face, I don't know if the boss's head is as hard as that person, there should be, who is the boss, that is the legend of Emperor Star Academy.
"Young man, I see that your bones are amazing, the heavenly court is full, you must be a pretending wizard!"
At this moment, a voice came, Guan Zhongyuan turned his eyes, and saw a man dressed in tatters called flowers, holding a few ancient books in his hands, and said to him: "I have the Divine Palm here, the Nine Yin True Scripture, and the Dog Stick Method... Wait, they are all pretending to be strange books, they are all priceless treasures, seeing that you are a bone surprise, you must be pretending to be a prodigy, so there is a fate, ten yuan a book is sold to you, are you interested?"
Pretending to be a wizard?
Hearing this, Guan Zhong was stunned for a moment, and then his heart was beautiful, this is called Huazi is a master, can you see this? Am I really the only wizard in a million?
Wow Ka Ka... This time, my little tube has finally been greatly created.
Also, look at the ancient books in his hand, the Nine Yin True Scripture, the Divine Palm... The whole TM is a lost mastery, ten yuan a copy, it's really not expensive.
(End of chapter)