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Food Series――

Red bean paste

He stared blankly at his lover, who had a showdown with him.

"What? You don't know? I've done it so obviously!"

The lover laughed.

"I haven't been back for a few days? It's been a whole month, you really think I'm busy with work? I always think you're pretending to be stupid, but I didn't expect you to be an idiot!"

The sharp words were like a knife blade, and he was caught off guard, and in an instant, his spirit and soul were all cut into crumbs, flying all over the ground, and he couldn't pick them up.

He knew he was stupid, stupid.

Stupid doesn't even know how to keep his lover.

His lover was beautiful and intelligent.

I don't know when my lover moved his clothes, CDs, perfumes, and hearts little by little...... He didn't notice it.

The air is filled with a rich, sweet scent.

The lotus seed red bean paste is already just hot, this is his lover's favorite dim sum, he can't make it, so he buys it back every day to an hour's drive away from the dessert shop, and then puts the bowl in the water and slowly heats it to a palatable temperature.

Today is also the same as always, it's just ......

He got up and went to the kitchen, put out the hot lotus seed red bean paste, put the spoon, and poured himself a glass of boiled water.

The lover is always red bean paste, and he is always plain water.

A wave of sorrow welled up in his heart, he gritted his teeth, took out a packet of white medicine powder from the depths of the closet, and collapsed all of them......

The lover smiled and looked cautiously at the lotus seed red bean paste in front of him.

"You eat. ”

"No, I don't want to eat sweet today. ”

The lover refuses.

"Let's eat...... It's hot, it's sweet...... Your favorite red bean paste. ”

The lover stared at the bowl of red bean paste again, and suddenly smiled with disdain on his face.

He must have done something in the red bean paste.

With a soft snort, the lover tapped open the hot bowl with his index finger.

"I really don't want to eat red bean paste. ”

"This is the last time I'll buy red bean paste for you, so you can take a bite. ”

“...... Let's eat this bowl of red bean paste!"

Pushing the red bean paste in front of him, the lover picked up the boiled water in front of him at lightning speed.

"In the past, you always drank boiled water, and I drank red bean paste, but this time I will apologize to you. ”

The lover, who felt that his tongue was restless, looked up and drank a few sips of water, and when he saw him looking at him with a dull expression, he was more sure of the guess in his heart, and he couldn't help laughing, and walked out of the door proudly.

He slowly picked up the spoon and drank the red bean paste.

The red bean paste is really delicious, sweet and fragrant.

You may be really stupid.

It's not good to even commit suicide.

But why does such a smart lover have to grab that cup of poisonous boiled water to drink?

(ENDS)

Sweet potato syrup

He happily ate the sweet potato syrup made by his lover.

In less than 30 seconds, he suddenly curled up and fell to the ground, and when she ran over to help him up, his face was first blood red and then blue, his pupils were dilated, his hands and feet were stiff, and he died before he could breathe again.

It's a familiar state. She put him down, picked up the bowl that had fallen to the side, sniffed the remaining sugar water, sighed, took out the mobile phone in her apron pocket, and dialed the number with the trash can logo.

"Huh...... What's the matter? it's over again? ahh......h

Before it was connected, I listened to the person on the other side of the phone eating and laughing.

"Ah...... Be. ”

"How many are these......? Last time your hapless lover opened the door to your bedroom with a self-firing firearm and was blasted into a honeycomb, last time you wanted to swim at night but accidentally jumped into your pool full of cannibal red-bellied sawfish, and last time you accidentally bumped into a light switch that you had tampered with and scorched...... What is the reason for this time?"

"Well...... Remember the last time I developed the 'UY'?"

"You mean the chlorine-containing compound that tastes the same as regular white sugar,...... Huh?"

"I made sweet potato syrup for him......"

"Ah......h

......

After being quiet for a while, the other side asked cautiously.

"You...... Is it really just forgetfulness?"

"I swear, absolutely not on purpose. Even if you have a heart, why bother UY, potassium hydride and manganese acid are only 100 yuan per kilogram......"

"Also...... Right. ”

"Well...... This time I shut down most of the mechanisms, thinking it was foolproof, but ...... I forgot to put the newly made 500g 'UY' in the sugar jar, I just wanted to prevent it from getting wet and clumping......"

"Well...... Good...... Don't cry...... I'll send someone over right away to deal with your stuff. ”

“...... Thank you. ”

"Oh, I said, it's better to be like this, you choose a new recruit you like, this time not only has excellent looks but also strong abilities......"

"No...... The president said that if I dare to harm my colleagues, he will fire me......"

"Oh...... Oh...... Oh......"

Five minutes later, a yellow minibus from MS Express took away her Nth unfortunate lover.

The two "couriers" are the new recruits on the other side, generally tall, with deep facial features, sensitive and quick response, and the 'processing' technique is very neat and clean, leaving no clues.

In order to express her sincerest gratitude, she not only paid the 'treatment' fee according to the staff price, but also gave them a large glass of sweet potato syrup to make snacks on the way.

Kindness......

Speaking of sweet potato syrup......

What does she seem to have forgotten?

The yellow car is gone.

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Sweet potato syrup method: Sweet potatoes can be bought in supermarkets in general, red meat and white meat, red meat is better than white meat, red meat itself is sweet enough, cut into pieces, add a piece of rock sugar to the water, boil for 20 minutes, it is already edible.

Fragrant, glutinous, sweet, most suitable for autumn and winter afternoons, wake up, whether you have a good dream or not, you can feast. My favorite is eating!

(ENDS)

make a mistake

He holds the position of Director of Supply at a sprawling resort on a beautiful island.

This is an extremely fat and nourishing position, except for the boss, everyone's eyes are blood-red, just waiting for him to make a mistake and replace him.

He knows this best, because the former director of the supply department was forced to resign because he played tricks on green vegetables, and he naturally didn't want to follow in his footsteps, so he was cautious and cautious, and for more than three years, there was no big mistake.

So at three o'clock in the morning that day, when he was pulled from the soft silk quilt to the cold storage, he was still stunned.

At eight o'clock last night, the top bosses who were still far away in Siberia were already standing in front of the warehouse door with grim faces.

His subordinates stepped forward to open the door of the cold storage, but there was no cold air overflowing in the form of a white mist, only a nauseating stench.

He fell asleep and shouted in his heart that it was not good.

Someone framed him, the cold storage where the meat was kept was pulled down the electric switch, the iron door was opened, and the night passed, and the damp heat peculiar to the southeast page had long covered the fresh pigs, beef and mutton into a pile of stinky grease.

However, now is not the time to shout wronged, he is clear about his boss's temperament, and the most important thing is to work hard to remedy it and minimize the damage before he has a chance to speak.

"Prepare the helicopter ...... immediately"

He waved his arms, ready to go to a neighboring city to restock.

"It's gone. ”

The subordinate answered.

He glanced at his subordinates who couldn't hide the smile on the corners of his eyebrows and lips, and already knew who framed him.

"It takes at least 10 hours for the buyers to come back, and at 7 o'clock the hotel needs to provide a fresh buffet breakfast, which includes sausages, fried rice with diced meat, porridge with shredded meat, meat buns...... How are you going to solve this problem?"

The boss said calmly and serenely.

"I am willing to take full responsibility. ”

Lowering his head helplessly, he sighed.

Anyway, this position is quite difficult to do, and the money is enough, so it is just a good time to retire.

His words lifted everyone's spirits and filled them with joy.

While he was confused, a large steel hook popped out of the soft part of his jaw, protruding from his mouth, and was hung on a two-meter-high processing rack by several burly employees.

The workers of the washing and cutting department happily rushed up, stripped him naked with all their hands and feet, and then scalded his whole body with boiling water, and neatly shaved off all the hairs.

He couldn't stop humming in pain, someone here had already put him down and held him down, wiped a knife on his neck, and the hot blood burst out and poured into the stainless steel square basin, and someone next to him kept stirring to prevent condensation.

When the blood is drained, the abdomen is opened, the internal organs are removed, and the workers are washed and set aside.

Go to the head and hands and feet, and divide the good meat according to the fat, essence, and bones.

The employees knew that the highest-level cadres in the southeast region were checking their work on the side, and they worked harder, and all the disposal took only half an hour.

"After removing the offal, there are about 110 catties of meat available, which is barely enough for breakfast. ”

The former subordinate and now the head of the supply department respectfully report to his superiors.

The boss nodded and said solemnly.

"Since someone has already taken responsibility this time, I will not pursue it. But remember, you can't go wrong!"

"Yes!"

The subordinates agreed with a bang.

"You can never go wrong!"

(ENDS)

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Salome's rhodolite garnet

Florence, 1991

Hot and dry, showers.

I started the bitter summer early, and I was hovered on a yellow rattan circle chair, and my body was cowardly, and I didn't want to do anything; after a lazy break, I remembered the crispness and crispness of the pear blossoms, and I had to struggle to get up, and went to fold four or five fresh flowers and leaves and soak them in a sweet white porcelain lotus leaf bowl with crushed ice.

From the copper pane, you can see that there is a vast and chaotic water, as if you are at the bottom of the Thames River in London. I wonder if the sentimental poet would have come here at this time of year and would have come up with the charming translation of "Fei Lengcui".

When he was drowsy, the Xiuyu herring in front of the door made a noise, and a beautiful little person jumped in.

The fluffy black crow crow curled his hair, his snow-white face and hands and feet, followed by an elegant and dignified young gentleman.

She asked, turning her round, dark pupils.

"Is there a pigeon-egg-sized red pomegranate here?"

Apparently prepared.

I nodded, and slowly pulled her target out of the dark blue velvet sac beside me, set in the dull golden beast's mouth, as large as a pigeon's egg, and covered with blood.

She stretched out her slender palm to take it, her body trembling slightly.

"Yes, that's it!"

The garnet had a gold chain on it, and she immediately put it on and walked over to the huge openwork ivory-framed full-length mirror to look at it.

After a few seconds of pause, she suddenly untied all the burdens from her body.

The delicate body is like a snake with its scales removed, only three inches in it, with a little red, and it does not spread until it turns her whole body red.

She turned, her eyes burning.

Loud again.

"That's it!"

The young gentleman walked over and took out the checkbook.

In the number column, he writes 1 and then 3 zeros.

Stop and write a 0.

I smiled slightly and scooped a spoonful of pear blossoms to eat.

He writes another zero.

I remained silent.

He took a deep breath and wrote another zero.

Seeing that I didn't react, he raised his eyebrows and showed a questioning expression.

I looked at the rhodolite garnet around the little man's neck and said, "That ruby was once owned by Salome." ”

The corners of his lips twitched slightly.

The beautiful little man leaned over curiously.

The heat of the snow-white body burst out, and the young gentleman immediately avoided it.

She clutched the piece of jewelry tightly.

"Salome dancing in front of King Sirod's throne?"

"Fell in love with Salome of the Sage John. ”

"No gold and gems, no salome of the homeland army?"

"Just hold your lover's head and kiss the salome on his cold lips. ”

She stared at the ruby again.

"Yes, if it's Salome, it's absolutely right!"

The little man lifted the pen, and added a 0 to the number column.

Then sign her own name.

She looked up and smiled.

"Did you know that I'm also a little princess?"

She had a small chest.

"My father was more generous than King Siroth, and he could give me forty white peacocks or even half a kingdom, and he ......"

She pointed to the young gentleman in the corner next to her, frowning, sticking out her tongue.

"He is John the Sage. ”

The young gentleman stared indifferently at a crystal cup.

Intelligent, strong, pure and noble, but without wealth, there are about five to ten such characters in each city.

I put away the check.

Then he gave the young gentleman the garment she had taken off.

He looked at me with contempt as a profiteer.

"This check is enough to save thousands of refugees between fire and water, it's crazy to exchange a gem!"

I scoffed.

"This rhodolite garnet is willing to be taken back at 10% off at any time. ”

"Remember to go to the accessories of the seven-fold yarn to ......"

The little man on the side was still caressing the red pomegranate and muttering to himself.

After that.

The rainy season in Florence has been slow to pass.

My bitter summer was prolonged, and I was lazy all day long, and I couldn't cheer myself up.

At dusk, the rain stopped for a while, but the sun was still nowhere to be seen.

While he was hesitating whether to take an early break, the young gentleman walked in.

He was in no hurry and pulled out the red pomegranate from the inside of his suit.

"I remember you said that you can take this red pomegranate back at any time at a 10% discount. ”

"Yes. ”

I'll look at him.

"But now I'm only willing to give 10,000. ”

The young gentleman froze. 10,000 is only afraid that it will not be enough for his escape expenses, let alone the bright future paid as a price.

"You said ......!"

I drank citronella tea slowly.

"If I come, it will naturally be a nine-fold discount. ”

His fierce gaze almost dismantled me, and he took the red grenade back and turned to leave.

He flashed around the corner and I heard someone in the screen behind me laughing crisply.

The beautiful little man walked out with his hands behind his back, and his smug expression was overflowing.

"Thank you, thank you!"

"I'm just purely in business. ”

I poured her a glass of lemongrass.

She grabbed the cup with her pink fingertips.

"You said that when he went back, he was surprised to see the police waiting for a long time!?"

Then he took a sip.

"He had a great future in my father's trust, but he didn't want to be ruined on a stone. ”

He knew how valuable this red pomegranate was, and suddenly one day, it was placed in front of him, within reach......

All it takes is a thought.

"He always has an awe-inspiring and inviolable attitude. ”

The villain grinned.

"I think he's read too many romance novels, so his brain is knotted, thinking that I'm going to look at him differently because of this......"

He openly defied her, and she had to crush him to dust in order to relieve her anger.

She put the cup down.

"He thinks he's the Sage John, but I don't want to be Salome. ”

"But you cut off his head as well. ”

I said.

"Yes. ”

She narrowed her eyes.

"That's what you're talking about. ”

(ENDS)