Chapter 70: Treasure hunting, strange elephants devour bones.
"One or two wines~ two taels of meat! Three side dishes ~ four seasons! Harvest of five grains ~ six or six Shun! Seven stars shine ~ eight or eight rounds! Nine wines are one~ everything is beautiful! Begin! ”
"Stone!"
"Scissors!"
"Cloth!"
"Tie! Do it all over again! ”
"Stone!"
"Scissors!"
"Cloth!"
"Why is it a tie again? Do it all over again! ”
"Stone!"
"Scissors!"
"Cloth!"
"Aha~, old fat ~ old fat ~, congratulations to old fat for being happy to enter the first class of the cave ~, come on~"
“!! Day! ”
……
I took off my pants and showed us this?!
Onlookers watched a messy drinking order, stretched out their hands to stroke their foreheads, and sighed depressedly.
Well, it's their fault.
We shouldn't expect the 'life-and-death duel' between these three old children, what kind of thrilling and heart-wrenching it should be, no one before or after-
It's just a few fools!
But what's awesome is—
People have been making trouble for decades, and they are quite happy after 'fighting' for a lifetime?
The two old ones were happy with their eyebrows, clapped their hands and twisted their buttocks, and jumped up on the old disco, while the two little ones looked expressionless, and the remaining one was old, with a face as black as the bottom of the pot, and walked to the pit, and looked at the two little ones with some grievances.
"Hang me down?"
…… This grievance is a little bit unbearable-
The corner of the school flower's mouth twitched, and she looked at the dog man.
"Are you okay?"
"Hmm-"
Su Gu Bai stretched out his hand and nodded his chin, estimated the before and after, scanned it accurately in his mind, and nodded.
"It's not a big deal, but, to be cautious—"
She raised an eyebrow.
"I'll go down with Fat Grandpa."
Ay??
Several people were stunned.
"So, is the rubber rope strong enough? Will it break? The old fat man is at least one hundred and fifty or sixteen, and you are more than two hundred, will it break? ”
"No, it won't."
Less young laughs.
"The rubber rope has a maximum weight of three hundred catties, fat grandpa-"
??
What's wrong with him?
Just when the fat grandfather looked inexplicable, the young man grabbed his trouser belt, and in his bewilderment, he picked up the person horizontally and threw it.
"Well, the difference is three catties and seven taels, and it will be one hundred and seventeen, and as for me, eighty, it adds up to less than two hundred and fifty catties, and it is stable-"
Like a round ball, Fat Xuehai, who bounced in the air, still didn't understand the situation with a face, so he was picked up and thrown off, and then put on the ground, and even reported the weight of a few catties and taels in detail.
It's really-
“! Old fat, are you fat again? Don't you pay one hundred and six before you go? How is this almost one hundred and seventeen? ”
Grandpa Qian and Grandpa Jin, who focus on 108,000 miles, are really necessary to hurt friends, and they are not soft when they poke their hearts, but the heart, liver and lungs of the fat grandfather are hurting.
"Who is like you? I eat more than pigs, but I'm as thin as a bamboo pole! ”
He glared at them through gritted teeth, cursing hatefully.
"I'm a physique that gets fat when I drink water! No! ”
"Okay, okay, hurry down, hurry down, I don't know if you will get stuck in the hole and can't go down or get up?"
Grandpa Qian and Grandpa Jin continued to poke him in the heart with a smile, and the bearish appearance was the same as when the dog was manly with her, and the school flower adults who provoked him were a little sympathetic to the fat grandpa.
After all, as one, she can gain two pounds of physique by drinking a sip of water, and she can steadily control her weight below 100 pounds, which is really amazing!
Just imagine that her weight will soar by 167 in the future?
Oh my god!
She's going to scare herself to death!
Grandpa Qian and Grandpa Jin, who were very happy for a while, raised their hands and came to a palm, the appearance of the chicken thief, I really wanted to let the fat grandfather cut them to death regardless of it!
Looking at the fat grandfather who was becoming more and more violent, the young man chuckled, wrapped the rubber rope around the fat grandfather and her, and then tied the other end to a super big stone not far away, and stuffed the rest into the hands of the three people.
"Hang us down."
started to do business, Jin Buchang and Qian Fu were not skinny or wasteful, obediently and Shu Qianluo loosened and tightened, and pulled the rubber rope with considerable strength to send the two into the black hole.
As soon as the black hole was struck, the fat grandfather reflexively shuddered, stroked the goosebumps on his arms, smashed his mouth, and muttered quietly.
"No wonder Old Man Jin is so arrogant, after coming down, it really makes people more and more hairy-"
"Na-"
As soon as he finished muttering, the young man hanging above him reached out and handed over a few warm treasures, a bright flashlight, a few glow sticks, and a small transparent inflatable bag.
This made the fat grandfather reach out and take it, but also surprised.
"No, you don't have a backpack, where did you bring these things down?"
"In the clothes~"
The boy curled his lips and smiled, poking at his loose-looking sports coat.
"I added a lot of bags to it, and it was very stuffy."
"Cowman!"
The fat grandfather gave him a thumbs up, put the warm treasure on his foot and neck, and sighed after he was warm.
"I said, you're so young, you really know a lot, and you're really well prepared, you can't tell at all that it's the first time you've gone far away, it's amazing——, I remember the first time I saw you, I just thought-"
"Whose kid is this, so beautiful like this? Properly attract bees and butterflies, and it turns out to be quite a bee and butterflies, but it is a man-eating bee and a vampire butterfly, but after you easily overturned it, I was thinking-"
"Huh? This kid is good, he is keen, the speed is sharp, he is a proper practitioner, and he is still a very rich, and his family background must be very good——, who has ever wanted to turn his head, he is familiar with you, and it is also fate~"
"Isn't it?"
Su Gu Bai chuckled.
"I didn't expect that after smashing the fat grandfather's stall, I smashed out such a magical thing now~, isn't it fate?"
Fat Xuehai laughed, the more he looked at this kid, the more pleasing he became.
He was holding a flashlight and winking at the boy.
"Are you interested in delving into metaphysics? Metaphysics is broad and profound, and it is needless to say that it is strong and strong, and if you learn to be a teacher, it is also possible to turn over the river and the sea! ”
"Wow~, it's funny~"
The young man's eyes sparkled, and he seemed to be full of fun.
"Right, right?"
The fat grandfather nodded approvingly.
"Metaphysics is really very interesting, true and false, false and real, as long as you eat thoroughly, you can really hide from the world!"
"Hmm~, true and false, false and real, can you hide from the world?"
That's a wonderful thing——。
Completely verifying her previous suspicions, Su Gu Bai stretched out her hand and scraped her chin, the docile and amiable expression on her face gradually deepened, turning into an intriguing banter.