"Please sign in!"

Early in the middle of winter.

Li Dan, who was curled up in the warm quilt, let out a "hmm", and the whole person was still in a state of confusion.

"Successful check-in! Reading card or beauty card, please choose! ”

It's a crisp lolita sound that refreshes your mind when you listen to it.

Li Dan woke up suddenly, glanced at the time on his phone again, and looked confused.

"! Haven't I already gotten up? Why are you still lying under the covers?! ”

In a daze, Li Dan clearly remembered that he had gotten up from the bed, finished washing, and walked into the classroom full of vitality.

However, everything in front of him made him panic in his heart.

In the dormitory, the other seven beds were empty.

"These bunnies, no righteousness! No one woke me up! I'll never bring you any more food! ”

After washing up indiscriminately, Li Dan rushed down the dormitory building in disheveled clothes, and almost collided with the aunt of the.

He couldn't care about the other party's resentful eyes anymore, and fled with his life like a desert.

"I hope I'm a little late today, I hope ......"

Once again, Murphy's Law has unfortunately come true.

I'm really afraid of something!

As soon as Li Dan ran to the door of the classroom, he saw a short and fat middle-aged man standing on the podium, it was his homeroom teacher and Chinese teacher Yu Qian.

At this moment, Yu Qianzheng's face was gloomy, and his eyes were a little unkind when he looked at him.

Report ......

Li Dan's voice was smaller than that of a mosquito, and his heart was so weak.

Yu Qian turned his head and pretended not to hear.

"Report!"

Li Dan's voice was a little bigger, and his courage was also a little bigger.

"I hear you! You stand at the door first! ”

Yu Qian glanced at Li Dan: "Look at you!" What does it look like to be a student? Look at your shoes again, are you black and white! ”

Li Dan glanced down at himself, and the zipper of the school uniform was only half pulled, revealing the thermal underwear that had not been changed for half a month......

And that's not all.

The most amazing thing is that Li Dan found that he had split his shoes, a black sneaker on his left foot and a white cotton shoe on his right foot.

No wonder Lao Yu is no longer able to complain.

"Look at ...... How many days are left until the college entrance exam? ”

Yu Qian pointed to a huge red number above the blackboard.

“222”

Li Dan was stunned for a moment, how could it be so coincidental, so many "2s"......

In other words, my current situation is quite appropriate, and it is enough for "2".

"It's almost time to finish reading in the morning, you're here now! Do you memorize those ancient poems and texts that must be tested in the college entrance examination? ”

Yu Qian stood up and patted the book "64 High Archaeological Poems Must Be Memorized" in his hand, hating iron and not steel.

Li Dan smiled awkwardly.

Ancient poetry has always been his weakness.

To be precise, learning has always been his weakness, especially the one that requires rote memorization.

Every time I see the words, letters, numbers, and characters in a book, I feel like my brain is blank, and I can't remember the order in which these things are arranged and combined.

"Are you still laughing? I'm going to leave it here today, and if you can recite any of the ancient texts of this book word for word, I'll give you a women's fashion show! ”

Li Dan smiled even more embarrassedly.

At the New Year's Day party in the sophomore year of high school, everyone had a good time, and coaxed the head teacher to perform a women's fashion show, but in the end it still didn't succeed.

The other students in the class were all deaf to what was going on outside the window at the moment, and they only read the books of the sages, as if they would waste their precious revision time if they looked at Li Dan more.

As a scumbag, Li Dan's usual presence in the class is almost zero, even if he is scolded by the head teacher Yu Qian for being late, his sense of presence will not improve in the slightest.

"Reading card or beauty card, choose!"

The crisp Lori's voice rang out again.

Li Dan was stunned for a moment, looked around, except for the classmates who were studying hard, and Yu Qian, the head teacher who hated iron and steel, there was no one else.

"Li Dan, what are you doing?"

Yu Qian was helpless, every time he wanted to educate this guy who didn't want to be motivated, he would pretend to be crazy and stupid, and this time seemed to be no exception.

"Reading card or beauty card, choose!"

Li Dan heard it clearly this time, this Lori's voice actually sounded from his head!

As soon as he stared, an interface appeared in front of his eyes.

"Reading Card (Elementary): After use, you can get the simple content of the book. (Three beginner cards can be combined into one intermediate card)"

"Beauty Card (Elementary): Slightly improves the appearance after use. (Five beginner cards can be combined into one intermediate card)"

Fortunately, Li Dan likes to read online novels the most on weekdays, and he is not so surprised that this kind of system suddenly befell him.

"Select a library card."

A small green card appeared in front of Li Dan, with a line of juanxiu fly-headed letters written on it.

"Reading more than 10,000 volumes, writing like a god"

Li Dan laughed silently, this special thing should be "reading more than 10,000 volumes and plagiarizing like a god".

Creation relies on imagination, and only plagiarism needs to be learned!

Yu Qian saw Li Dan looking left and right for a while, and then smiled strangely, sighed lightly, and pointed to the back of the classroom: "Li Dan, go back to your seat...... Don't disturb other classmates. ”

In the past, as soon as Li Dan heard this, he had already been pardoned, and he returned to his seat in a hurry.

However, today he was a little abnormal, as if he had roots under his feet, standing in place and looking at Yu Qian on the podium.

Teacher Yu ...... You just said that you mean to show women's clothing, right? ”

Yu Qian was stunned for a moment: "I said it casually...... Why do you ask this? ”

Li Dan smiled with a disappointed face: "It's not interesting for you to say that." ”

Yu Qian was a little inexplicable by the other party, and his anger was a little amused, although this Li Dan likes to be funny, he won't talk to himself like this.

Why do you feel like a moth today?

"Li Dan, what do you want to do? Do you want me to invite parents again? ”

In desperation, Yu Qian had to sacrifice his ultimate killer move.

Today's students are not the same as before, and they are not afraid of teachers for a long time.

The school and relevant departments have repeatedly ordered that students must not be corporal punishment in any way!

This is equivalent to abolishing more than half of the teacher's majesty!

Therefore, the teacher is left with the only trick of inviting the student's parents, and it is also the last hole card.

Li Dan hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no!" I didn't mean anything else! I just wanted to give it a try and memorize a complete ancient text. ”

Yu Qian's eyes lit up.

Although he was angry just now, he also hoped that his students would be able to improve their academic performance.

Could it be that this stinky boy is pretending to be a mess on weekdays, and he has already been prepared?

"Well, it seems that you are still a little confident in yourself, huh? However, the random ancient text I just said is not for you to choose, but for me to choose! A sly smile appeared on Yu Qian's chubby face: "How is it, do you still accept the challenge?" ”