Chapter 66: Anya under the Meteor
Seeing Aunt Zhou go out, she didn't say a word, and swept the soapberry at the door aside.
I stayed in my room and didn't dare to go out, leaning against the door, listening to the sound of two people coming in from outside.
Fortunately, this door is not very soundproof, and you can hear what is said in the living room when you stick to the door!
"Oh, master, you're here! I've been waiting for a long time!" Aunt Zhou seemed to entertain them warmly.
"Oh, Mom, what are you calling them for?" asked Anya.
"Come, master, sit down first!" Listening to Aunt Zhou's footsteps, she should be entertaining him, and soon said to Anya: "Didn't you bump into something unclean in the hospital! And your friend Xixi also said that she has not been very peaceful recently, and I have to find a master to come and ask for peace." ”
Sure enough, it was not what I expected, but this surprise came a little quickly, and this one was a little unprepared, and I didn't know how to deal with it for a while.
At this time, I can't panic, Shao Xun stays in the necklace, and it is stored closely, if it is an ordinary Taoist priest, I don't say that he can't see it, I'll see what he is capable of!
"The Tao is the way, the very way; The name is famous, and the name is not very famous. Nameless, the beginning of heaven and earth; Famous, the mother of all things. Therefore, there is often no desire, in order to observe its wonder; There is always desire, in order to observe it. These two have the same name and different names, and they are the same mysteries. Mysterious and mysterious, the door of all wonders. This is the way!" The man said for a long time, then paused and then said: "Don't panic for the others, let Poor Dao take a look at this house first." ”
I opened the door a little crack, and the man was wearing a yellow Tai Chi robe, a dark Tai Chi hat on his head, and only a compass in his hand, and the rest of the things were in the hands of the little attendant behind him.
The man had a fat head and big ears, two mustaches at the corners of his mouth, squinted eyes, two large pieces of flesh on his face drooped to the corners of his mouth, and his eyes wandered in this room, just by glancing through the crack in the door, he already felt that this man had come to cheat money.
If he is a serious Taoist priest, how can he eat so fat and big-eared? Didn't the Taoist priest say that he should open the grain every year in order to cultivate the Tao of immortals? If he really opened the valley, how could he still be so fat?
If it is said that he was born fat, then it is understandable, these are his eyes, his eyes, it seems that he has never left Anya, although Anya is still wearing pajamas, but if he is really a Taoist priest, he should not care about it, is there anything in this house?
But fortunately, it doesn't matter what kind of Taoist priest he is, as long as he is not a Hades Monarch.
If you can make a bold guess and tell Aunt Zhou that there is something on me, it should be the Underworld, he has been staring at me, and there is a good chance that a few ghosts in the capital are in the Underworld, and he deliberately killed the ghosts in the capital, thus attracting the ghosts of the underworld. He should have expected that the ghosts of Xudu would not be able to cope with Shao Xun, so he would use this method to attract the attention of the underworld.
Because he has been following me, he knows that Shao Xun is hiding on me, and he also told Aunt Zhou, but Aunt Zhou did not invite him today, but two and a half buckets of water, which means that the Immortal King is not around here, and Aunt Zhou can't find him, otherwise it would not be them.
"Oops!"
The door was suddenly opened by Anya, and I didn't have time to dodge, and I was hit the forehead by the door.
"Xixi, are you okay? No, what are you doing behind the door?" Anya looked at me, rubbed my forehead, and blew it from time to time.
I looked at her with a look of grievance and nowhere to complain and said, "You still say it! I was about to go out, and as soon as I opened the door, I was hurt." I'll tell you! If you don't buy me two popsicles tomorrow to make amends, you won't want to get out of the way!"
Anya and I looked at each other and smiled, walked out of the bedroom arm in arm, and was in the living room, I saw the Taoist priest, and the Taoist priest also looked me up and down, he just looked at me twice, and then took the compass and looked around at the door.
This is the so-called: the first major door of the Yang House, with the gate as the air outlet, the prosperity is auspicious, and the decline is fierce. Your home is in a bad position, your daughter-in-law will bump into a bad thing, as the saying goes, open the door to see joy, you look at your house as soon as you open the door, see it is black wallpaper, black is yin!"
This flicker, but Aunt Zhou was not lightly fooled, she was stunned when she heard it, and the two of us didn't care about it on the side, only to see the Taoist priest say again:
"This room is a duplex villa, it stands to reason that the lighting should be good, but your house, the living room is not enough yang, and there is more than yin, the sun can't shine in, and when it comes in, it can be reflected by those mirrors in your house. ”
When the words fell, Aunt Zhou was so anxious that she jumped to her feet, and she was talking about what Anya hit the ghost with, and she couldn't hold her grandson or something.
The Taoist priest, as soon as he turned around and faced the door, pointed not far in front of him and said, "This house is asking for peace." Then this door, and this house is facing it, it can't be a hospital! The hospital is a place where yin qi gathers, there are dead people there every day, take a step back, there are people who are about to die, the yin qi is too heavy, and the yin qi is close to the door, so the family is okay?"
Anya couldn't stand it anymore, so she whispered in my ear: "This is so powerful, if you want to say something like him, the whole community will not live!"
I suddenly thought of an idea, but Anya had to help, so I pulled Anya aside, and when I saw that Aunt Zhou didn't notice us, I whispered to Anya: "Don't you like him too! Why don't we scare and scare him?" ”
After discussing it with Anya, he turned around and followed them into the house.
"Xixi, I'm so uncomfortable! I can't hold it anymore!" Shao Xun suddenly said to me in pain, and the necklace was also in his pocket, it felt like it was about to pop out at any time.
I knew that Shao Xun was uncomfortable, so I held the necklace in my hand. Seeing that the time was about to come, he motioned to Anya.
That was into the study on the side, in the inside has not been a few circles, while everyone is not paying attention, I quickly closed the door, at this moment Anya suddenly screamed, and kept saying that a female ghost drifted into the study.
After that, Anya closed her eyes instantly, as planned, and immediately pretended to be dizzy, and I also supported her behind her, and began to fan the wind and light the ghost fire on the side.
"Anya, don't faint!Ah! Auntie, I also saw a female ghost with long hair, but a black skirt and her bloody footprints on the ground, he went into the study! Auntie, Anya can't stay here longer, let's get out quickly!"
After saying that, I also began to be frightened and overwhelmed, hurried, incoherent, and hurriedly helped Anya to go out. As soon as I reached the door, Anya winked at me, grinned, and hurriedly closed her eyes, her whole body pressed against me, and it was up to me to move it to the door.
Looking back, Aunt Zhou also hurriedly ran out, still holding the Five Emperors Money in her hand, asking God to worship the Buddha everywhere, and looked inside the house, it was his little follower, and she began to not know whether to leave or stay, looked outside the house, and then looked at the study, so anxious that she jumped straight in place.
I couldn't help but laugh there, and sighed in my heart: Only these two times did you dare to come out and show off?
After a while, the Taoist priest finally opened the door, staggered to the door with his little attendant on his back, and said in a similar voice:
"Ahem! That ...... The female ghost has been subdued by me, and he won't come to harass you anymore!, however, this door can't be aimed at the hospital, you have to be here!" As he spoke, he picked two positions at the door of the road, and gestured with his hand: "That's it, plant two big trees, it's best! It's better to have the kind of person who can't see the hospital! And in your house, it can't be so dark anymore, your windows are all smashed to the ground, and this wallpaper is also changed to red, a good start!"
At this time, Aunt Zhou still believed it, she didn't know where to take a small book in her hand, and she wrote it down one by one, looking very attentive.
The Taoist priest was deceived of 5,000 yuan before he was willing to leave.
As soon as I helped Anya into the room and closed the door, she was completely revealed, laughed for a long time, and finally lay on the bed holding her stomach and laughing.
Looking at Anya's such a big contrast from yesterday to the present, I am a little envious, she is so arrogant, it is good to sleep if there is anything.
I pulled Anya up, who ever thought that she was like having no bones, and kept saying that she was sick and that she had to rely on me.
I tilted my head slightly, looked at her sideways with my peripheral vision, and asked, "Hey, what's in your room?
Anya tilted her head, and blocked it slightly with her hand, as if she wanted to whisper something to me, only to hear her say: "That room! That is the study, and there is another large magnet in the room, which is placed under the bed, and he just takes the compass into it, and the compass meets the magnet, and it still turns in a chaotic circle! You lock the door of the room again, and you are still blowing indiscriminately outside." Alas, the main thing is that I'm doing it well! How else can I scare him like that?"
After Anya finished speaking, seeing her so cheerful, as if nothing had happened, still smiling so happily, and still having time to argue with me, I suddenly haven't been so happy in my heart for a long time.
"Anya, aren't you afraid of the female ghost in the hospital?" I asked slowly, tentatively, for fear of irritating her again.
Anya held my hand and said meaningfully: "I thought about it all night yesterday, and I thought about it for a long, long time, instead of living in fear all the time, afraid of when she will come, and will she hurt me, afraid that she will entangle me? I have been struggling with these questions for a long time!"
"And then?" I asked, looking sideways as I watched my hand being held by her.
"Do you know? In the middle of the night last night, you were still sleeping soundly, I got up and walked to the window, the sky was so dark, I couldn't see a star, not even the moon, but it was in such a sky, such a night, so dark that people couldn't see a glimmer of hope, just like this night, there were two shooting stars shining with golden light crossing, I made two wishes, do you know what they are?" Anya's tone was calm, and she couldn't even hear a trace of fear, as for her yesterday, it was like two people.
I just smiled at her question and replied, "Hmm, beautiful, body, the latest luxury?"
After I said a few answers, Anya shook her head a few times, only to hear her say slowly: "The first wish is that we can all be safe, and the second ...... I hope that the mother and son in the hospital can be safe, if they are still alive, it will be better, if it is really unsatisfactory, then happy and happy!"