Name: Yang San.

Gender: Male?

Constitution: 8 (healthy human average 10).

Skill: None.

Evaluation: Battle three scum (the perennial "cultivation of immortals" life makes you more scum than the five scum).

Yang San looked at the information displayed in the virtual box in front of him, and his left eyelid jumped vigorously.

It went back to 3 hours ago: at 11 o'clock in the morning, the sun was shining (high), a rental house filled with some kind of "biochemical atmosphere", and as far as the eye could see, all kinds of dirty clothes, stinky socks, and instant noodle buckets were placed casually.

Yang San woke up from a sweet dream, and began to sweep with a "chicken feather", and suddenly remembered half an hour later that he couldn't help but eat the last bucket of instant noodles when he was "cultivating immortals" last night, and looked at the instant noodle bucket next to the bed wordlessly, Yang San's eyes were full of some kind of resentment, and after struggling for nearly half an hour, Yang San decided to go out (otherwise he would starve to death).

In a burst of "swooping", Yang San put down the braised beef noodles in his hand with satisfaction, and finally came back to life.

On the way home, he carried two large bags of "loot" swept from the supermarket. Yang San looked at the zebra crossing in front of him, although there was no car, there were only 10 seconds left, but what about it? It's not necessarily enough to mention things, and now I'm still carrying two big bags, let's go, I heard that you have to give way to pedestrians now. Pass!

When Yang San walked to most of the road, sure enough, the red light turned on.

"Squeak...... Chirping...... Boom! ”

With a screeching sound of brakes and impacts, Yang San drew a perfect parabola in the air. Yang San looked at the sports car in front of him, and wanted to spray his face with blood, what about the courtesy? Did you let the dog eat it?

The chaos at the scene, the screaming screams, the alarm of the police, the selfie of the selfie (it seems that something is wrong), how did you not save the Σ⊙▃⊙ Chuan

In the background, Yang San is lying there in a very inelegant posture, leaving instant noodles and instant noodles all over the ground...... Instant noodles.

The next day, a scandal about "eating instant noodles will kill people" was unstoppable and grabbed a certain Wang.

And our Yang San sat on a bus with a confused face, looking at this side, looking over there, who am I? Where am I?? What am I doing???

After a while, Yang San finally came to his senses, I wasn't crossing the street and had a car accident, when I thought of this, Yang San had a toothache, and said okay to give way to pedestrians, let me meet you next time and see if I don't spray your blood.

Ay? No, I was in a car accident, but what's going on now? Rebirth? Through? Quickly searched my pocket and found a pair of mobile phones and a wallet, what the hell is this mobile phone? The classic Nokia N85, the ID card of the wallet is still the same as the original.

"Squeak...... Bang! Another sudden brake, Yang San hit his head on the front seat, Yang San covered his head with a big head, he was about to have a shadow on this voice, just wanted to forgive a few words, he found a fashionably dressed beauty ran up in a panic, and then hid under the seat next to the otaku who hit his head like him on his left. Looking at this somewhat familiar picture, Yang San seemed to remember something.

"Squeak...... Bang! "Luckily, I was prepared. Yang San looked at the otaku who was in close contact with the chair in front of him again, and his heart suddenly felt happy. Sure enough, human happiness is based on the suffering of others.

A few more people came up on the bus, wearing a black suit and a pair of black supers (this is filming The Matrix?). The strong man kept scanning inside the bus, and suddenly the driver yelled: "Come back, either swipe the card, or put in coins, or get out, what to see." ”

Yang San watched the man in black get off the bus with a slightly darker face, and the driver muttered again: "The bus can't afford to sit down, and he is pretending to be the Matrix." "This is the love apartment! Yang San finally remembered, Yang San looked at the two people next to him who were shaking hands and introducing themselves, this is Zhanbo and Wanyu, and they are really beauties and otaku.

"This is Yang San, Yang San is Wanyu." Zhanbo touched his head and said to Wanyu embarrassedly, "Yang San is what I met at the airport, I almost got lost at the airport just now, and Yang San helped me." ”

Get lost? It's really otaku. Yang San looked at Zhanbo speechlessly.

"I'm here to hunt for treasure." Yang San subconsciously said when he heard what Wan Yu said. "What about the treasure map?"

"What picture?" Wan Yu asked with a cute face,

"Didn't you say treasure hunting, how can you find treasure without a treasure map?"

"That's all I carried." Wan Yu took out a map, "This is still a map of the world." Zhanbo took the "treasure map" and was stunned.

Full of memories, Yang San looked at this picture, in that world, love 5 is about to come out, these are rare "archaeological materials".

"Yang San, Yang San." Seeing that Yang San finally started the new online exhibition, he hurriedly said: "What should we do if we take the wrong car?" ”

"Then get out of the car." As soon as Yang San finished speaking, he remembered that at the beginning of Love 1, Zhanbo Wanyu took the wrong car and then went to the suburbs...... How did this predecessor feel comfortable letting a person who could get lost at the airport take the bus with him?

That's right, Yang San followed Zhanbo to get on the bus, Yang San came to Shanghai for the first time, and then "picked up" Zhanbo at the airport, Zhanbo said that he grew up here when he was a child, and it was right to follow, Yang San followed in a daze.

Looking at the deserted suburbs, Yang San felt that the trigeminal nerve was a little painful.

"Uncle, your go-kart is so big!" Wan Yu said curiously.

"What? Truck? I've never driven a truck before. "Uncle has a ( ́・ω・') strong accent

…………

Yang Sanzhan Bo Wanyu still got on the "go-kart" with Wanyu's innocent face.

"Sudden ...... Suddenly...... Suddenly! ”

Listening to the conversation between Wan Yu and Uncle Zhan Bo and the "tractor accompaniment", Yang San looked at the peaceful environment around him, and suddenly felt that this was very good.

"Sudden ...... Suddenly...... Click! ”

What's messing in?? "Oh no, the machine is not leaving." The uncle looked left and right and said.

"Uncle, are you okay, isn't Zhanbo too heavy?" Yang San ignored Zhanbo's resentment and said, "Why don't you throw Zhanbo down and try it?" ”

"It's sick, I'll lead the cow to pull it away tomorrow." The uncle said with a nonchalant face, and Wan Yu turned around with interest, I don't know whose words he was interested in?

"Car, there's a car, hey! Hey! ”

Zhanbo and Wanyu stopped a car again, and it was still a wedding car.

"Big brother, please, just pull us to the front village, uncle's go-kart is broken." Wan Yu blinked as she began to magnify her moves.

"Girl, you're having fun with me, right, I'm so grumpy, I'll tell you about your unique job, I promised you about this, let's go." The wedding car driver is really grumpy.

Yang San and the four of them got on the tractor again, this time at a much faster speed, Wan Yu and the uncle were "pulling" with both hands and pulling ...... Pull...... Lala" sang the uncle's chicken feet divine comedy, and Yang San occasionally stringed in a few sentences of "move times to cut a medicine" and play unwillingly. Zhanbo was so tired watching from the sidelines.

Suddenly, a BMW "swished" and swept over, startling Yang San.

"Well, this one is 120 yards, at least 150 yards." Yang San touched the cold sweat.

"Catch up, catch up."

"I just like this temper, chase!"

…………

Yang San hurriedly grabbed the tractor, and sure enough, they and the BMW started to drag race.

"0101, please call back, a BMW is driving towards you, at least 120 yards, followed by a Mercedes, they are racing, please stop, etc...... It was followed by a tractor, which was even better, and it also played the left lane change light, and it wanted to overtake. "A police car on the side of the road looked at the three that were racing in front of me? So said the car.

Drag racing is not recommended, BMW, Mercedes and ...... The tractor was quickly stopped, and a police officer walked over to Yang San and his gang, "The driver is sure to have drunk, you really think he is stammering, I said that you young people are trendy, get married and put a Mercedes-Benz instead of sitting on the tractor, don't die." ”

…………

At this time, Yang San suddenly heard a "Ding Dong!" in his mind! ”

"Your Grand Universe system has gone live, please pay attention to loading!"

Then a virtual pop-up window popped up in front of Yang San's eyes.

"Your system has arrived, is it loaded?" There are two more options below: "Yes" and "Yes".

What is the difference between the two options? Yang San's face darkened a little.

"Dingdong, there is a difference, one Chinese and one English, the host IQ balance is insufficient, please pay attention to the rush value!"

Yang San's face darkened a little more, and sure enough, he was reborn or something, all of them had golden fingers, but what the hell is the big universe system? Can you change it? The name is too middle two!

After a while, Yang San still nodded yes with a dark face, "The system starts loading, please don't pause." "Where's the pause button? Are you going to let it out, and you swallowed it?

Looking at the buffer strip that would not be finished for a while, Yang San came back to his senses and found that the car had just arrived at a wedding site?

"Yang San, are you okay? Your face twitched just now. Zhan Bo and Wan Yu looked at Yang San curiously and asked.

Yang San's face twitched again, I still want to pump you, get out of the car and ignore these two goods. Looking at the people outside the car, this is the love apartment, as well as the familiar Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian, Yang San is in a much better mood.

Under the love-hate introduction of Yifei and Xiaoxian, the group walked into the wedding scene, Yifei Xiaoxian still had a bunch of things to finish and left, Yang San decided to ignore Zhanbo and Wanyu for the time being, took a drink and walked to a quiet corner and waited for the system to load.

"Ding Dong, the Great Universe System has been loaded, welcome to use!"

Yang San silently recited the system in his heart, so many novels in his previous life were not easy to read in vain, and then looked at the virtual frame in front of him and his face darkened again.