Chapter 34: Xiao Jing
I'm still a little tired from a continuous business trip, and it's been more than a week since I returned to Star City, and it seems that I haven't eased up yet. When I woke up in the morning, it was already 9 o'clock in the morning, and I was nervous all of a sudden, and I didn't ask anyone to help me punch in today, and I had 100 yuan to fly.
I hurriedly dressed and rinsed my mouth, and when I was washing my face, I found that my father, who had gone out for morning exercises, was back. In the past, he went directly to the unit after morning exercises, but he didn't go to work today? It was only after a while that I suddenly realized that today was the weekend! I regret that I didn't sleep much.
I still don't feel well in my head and stomach, I don't have much appetite, and I only drank a carton of milk for breakfast.
There is nothing I want to do, just turn on the computer and surf the Internet as usual. QQ on the "Radio and Television Heroes" group is very quiet, everyone is still in a dream, I guess I was the earliest after the First World War yesterday.
When I boarded the group of classmates, I found that only people in the group of high school classmates were active. When I saw my classmates on the Internet, I still felt cordial, and began to ask Gao Qiang's recent situation: "What have you been busy with lately?" He said, "I'm working on big projects, and I'm busy going on business trips to Africa to dig for gold." ”
When will you be back, I asked? He said, waiting for the dispatch of the US headquarters.
I said, "Oh, when will you pay me back the 80 dollars you borrowed when you asked me at the meeting last year?" ”
The other party goes offline. Originally, I was just joking casually, as for it?
I remember when I graduated, Jing asked me what impressed you the most about campus life, and I thought about it a little, and I said the toilet and the cafeteria.
I went to a private boarding school in middle school, and a lot of memorable stories and jokes took place in these two places. I said that if you have to write something on your classmates, I think I can only quote one of the most impressive things about the campus, that is, the relationship between the toilet and the canteen: "Except for the canteen, the toilet business is the best, and besides the toilet, the canteen has the most flies." ”
I was in awe of Gao Qiang, who was in my dormitory, and I was impressed by his imagination when I heard it, and then I thought that he could develop in philosophy and become a celebrity on a par with Nietzsche and Schopenhauer.
I still remember when I graduated, I wrote in everyone's classmates, "I'll remember you, forever." "But in just a few years, I almost forgot the names of some of their classmates who didn't have much contact with before.
It turns out that we have been overestimating the length of eternity.
found that Jingjing QQ was online, chatted with her about her recent life, and learned that she had found a boyfriend, and she was still a Danish foreigner.
I said you're very fast, and you said you missed me two months ago. Asked how she felt, she said, "Actually, I was annoyed with this person at first, but do you think it's easy for me to find a parent who eats and eats?" I'm not young anymore, and I didn't dare to find one seriously when I was in college, for fear that I wouldn't be reliable like you after graduation.
Now he can send me flowers every day, stalking, maybe this is fate, and together with this foreign monk can get the true scriptures.
Wait for me to be good to him, with gold armor and colorful auspicious clouds, to marry me and be a lady. At that time, you will envy and regret it, and don't cry. ”
"Don't say it, the golden retriever they 'sold' people are really a little related to the Great Sage, I remember you weren't afraid of itching? And I remember you saying that you were afraid of hairy animals since you were a child......" I laughed.
"Are you going to lose it?! No matter how bad he is, he will take care of me to eat, drink and have fun, and it is a legitimate relationship between men and women. ”
I said okay, I have a question that I am curious about, and I don't know whether to ask it or not. She said to be polite to me or something, and if there is a fart, let it go.
"Is it easy for you to use the foreign gold hoop stick?"
“…… What? ”
"How about the Dinghaishen Needle in China?"
"You're a pig, you can't spit out ivory, £$c/o◎...... In terms of reason, physiology and psychology, this five-foot man is really more real than some heartless people. ”
I just listened, and finally said to her, "It seems that you have really made up your mind and done a lot of work for yourself, but don't be too hard for yourself, don't you still have me?" Hehe. ”
She said, "Hahaha, you haven't heard of the whip being the leader!" - She's in San Francisco. ”
Speechless!
I'll tell you to guess a riddle, the riddle is "Zhaojun out of the plug", play an idiom.
"Test me in history?"
"No, the mystery is related to you, tell me the answer next time we meet, and if you don't answer, you owe me a meal, and if you answer correctly, I'll please, 88."
I turned off the phone and went offline, and Lin Zi asked me to go shopping.