Chapter 448: Near Death and Survival
"Ah~ Brigadier General Norrington, long time no see! How are you doing lately? Han Xing smiled and walked through the bronze wall formed by the Devil Terminator, and said to Norrington, who was elegantly holding a black and gold ornamented sword not far away.
"It's you! So, Captain Segaard, I was right, you are indeed in the same league as these pirates? A smile appeared on the corner of Commodore Norrington's mouth, and he shook his sword gracefully.
"Don't, I guess you've misunderstood!" Han Xing hurriedly waved his hand innocently.
"Misunderstanding? I've seen you entangled with them with my own eyes, what else do you have to quibble? Brigadier General Norrington said coldly.
Just when he thought that Han Xing was going to beg for mercy, he saw Han Xing swaggering and righteously shaking his head and saying, "No, no, no, you got me wrong!" I mean, you got the subject and object reversed! Correction: These pirates are in my group! ”
"Does it make a difference?" I saw a chubby soldier holding a smoothbore gun and asked with a surprised expression. (This fat and thin two red-shirted soldiers can be called the second most funny role in the "pirate duo" Pinter and Regait.) Appears several times in the film, first of which is when Jack attempts to steal the Interceptor, where there is a debate about the existence of the Black Pearl. )
"There's a difference! I'm their boss, so they're messing with me, and if you say that, it's as if I'm their henchman, how shameless! Han Xingyi spread his hands and said.
"By the way, let's get to know each other again, Brigadier General Norrington! I am the commander of the French Caribbean Naval Regiment, Vice Admiral Hanchel Segaard! Appointed by His Majesty Emperor Napoleon I, he is acting for military and political affairs in the Caribbean! I have come here to carry out the official duties of the Empire! If the Royal Navy dares to attack me, I'm not sure it will escalate to the level of a diplomatic incident! Han Xing raised his head like a Gallic rooster and said triumphantly.
Poor Brigadier General Norrington's eyes straightened when he heard that Han Xing was actually the French plenipotentiary in the Caribbean! As if to say in my heart: ", I've been mixed up for so many years and fought so many pirates, but I can't get mixed up with the rank of brigadier general!" This guy is already a lieutenant general? Are you sure you didn't win the lottery? Is this Nima France's military rank appointment so hasty? Is this a rocket promotion or a behind-the-scenes deal~"
Commodore Norrington was speechless, he was here to fight pirates, not to create diplomatic disputes! He was silent for a moment, but finally waved his hand, sighed, and said, "Captain Giret, let the soldiers put down their guns!" ”
I saw him walking gracefully, came to Han Xing's side, and threatened in a low voice: "So, Your Excellency Lieutenant General, may I ask, what are you kidnapping Miss Swan for?" Aren't you afraid of creating diplomatic disputes? ”
"Alas~ This guy is also a lover! I was actually thinking about Elizabeth Swan~" Han Xing chuckled in his heart when he heard this. But to be honest, when he first watched the movie, he liked this handsome, elegant, brave, distinguishing between right and wrong, and responsible Brigadier General Norrington, this Brigadier General Norrington can be described as a good man in the eyes of "parents"!
"I didn't kidnap Elizabeth! Instead, I've rescued her, and she's in a safe place now! Just ·····" was about to say that Elizabeth left Port Royal to escape his marriage proposal, but Han Xing really couldn't bear to hit this infatuated man, but he was speechless for a while.
"Elizabeth is safe? Uh~ I mean, Miss Swan! It's okay, she's okay~" Hearing the news that Elizabeth was fine, the corners of the mouth of the brigadier general, who had always had a poker face, rose slightly, and he rarely showed a little joy. Even because he was too excited, he called Miss Swan's name directly, and quickly coughed awkwardly to hide the slight flush on his face.
"Commodore General, Commodore General, look! An unidentified ship is approaching the Spirit! The joy in Commodore Norrington's heart was fleeting in the anxious shouts of Captain Gillett.
Norrington hurriedly took a black, gold-painted monocular from a soldier and looked at the Spirit anchored in the sea not far away.
Isn't this Salazar's Silent Mary? It seems that since he was unable to go ashore to participate in the "group activities", our captain Salazar found himself some entertainment!
I saw that a ship that looked like a skeleton and only had only a "skeleton" left, floating on the surface of the sea in violation of the laws of physics, and began to pounce on the Spirit like a centipede with its teeth and claws.
"What the hell is this? Hurry, hurry, withdraw the Spirit! Looking at the monstrous ship in his view, Norrington's eyes straightened again, and after a few seconds of skeptical expression, he hurriedly ordered his troops to come back to help.
"Well, Commodore Norrington, I advise you not to go to that ship yet! That boat is not something you and your people can handle~" Han Xing persuaded him. Whether Norrington listened to it or not was out of Han Xing's consideration!
"Chase! Don't let Jack Sparrow run! Han Xing had other things to do, so he summoned a telegram (just kidding, reincarnation also has pain, why walk if you can ride a horse!) The legs are sore or not~), turned over and got on the horse, and ordered the Devil Terminator with a whip. After speaking, he drank "Zh", took the lead in clamping the horse's belly, and walked away.
After all, two legs can't compare to four legs, right? In just a few minutes, Han Xing had already seen Captain Barbossa and the others who were "ahead", and they were panting to catch up.
Barbossa's condition was fine, but he was a little short of breath. His two younger brothers, the ship's mate, the bald pirate Pinter and the one-eyed pirate Regeti, were very miserable, only to see Regaiti running and running, sitting down on his ass, and slumping on the sand, no matter how Pinter urged and pulled, he just refused to stand up, panting and weakly waved his hand and said: "No, I can't do it!" Leave me alone, chase after me first! I followed ~"
The Pintres were already overwhelmed, and the Aztec curse gave them immortality, but it didn't diminish their sense of pain and burnout. Normal people will have altitude sickness when running, and they will also have it, the feeling of tight throat, dry mouth, and swollen legs will only be more intense for them! In particular, they are not able to alleviate this feeling of dry mouth by ingesting water~
"Damn, you two slackers, you stupid worms who only know how to eat! Are you lazy again? Hurry up, stand up! Do you want to go out on deck? Or do you plan to take the initiative to clean up the bottom of the ship this year? Captain Barbossa ran, and suddenly felt that the footsteps and heavy wheezing of the two younger brothers were missing behind him, and when he turned around, he found that the two had fallen under a coconut tree, and immediately cursed and threatened in anger.
The so-called "cleaning of the bottom of the ship" is the classic pirate punishment mentioned above, "immersion and reform", in which the victim will be dragged by ropes, rubbed against the bottom of the ship covered with barnacles and wooden thorns, and suffer the double pain of skin and suffocation. And, don't forget, the smell of blood can also provoke sharks!
The two living treasures trembled when they heard this, as if a piece of ice had been stuffed in their arms, and they suddenly shook their spirits, and they struggled and got up on the ground. The tragic punishment of "immersion and reform" is particularly fatal for these immortal bodies. If it is an ordinary person, at most an hour or two in prison, he will die of excessive blood loss or suffocation. If you're lucky, you'll meet a shark and you'll see God in minutes! But for the undead pirates who have an immortal body, the duration of this torture will be measured in "days"!
At this moment, Han Xing skimmed past them, and before he could turn his head, he gave an elegant hat salute to Captain Barbossa, who looked stunned behind him.
In a moment, Han Xing saw the figure of Jack Sparrow who was in the "leading" position, he was just running forward with his head down, but suddenly the whole person froze, as if he heard Han Xing's horse hooves.
He had a strange look on his face, and his ears visibly moved, and he made a quick decision, and with a roll he hid in the grass, and then looked his head out and looked around vigilantly.
At this moment, he suddenly felt someone behind him tap him on the shoulder, "Captain Jack Sparrow, where are you going to run with my suitcase?" As soon as he turned around, he saw Han Xing's smiling face with a meaningful smile on it.
"I'm curious, Captain Jack, how are you going to open the chest without a key? Stoned? You have to be careful, after all, the heart is very fragile~ When the time comes, I am afraid that the captain of the Dutchman who can become the captain of the flying Dutchman will probably be that stone! Han Xing clasped his hands around his chest, raised the key pattern in his hand and quipped.
At this moment, Han Xing suddenly heard a gunshot, and he subconsciously turned to one side, but felt that his right rib was hit hard. I saw a few people appear in the grass not far away, it was the remaining six people of the ace team, and first, it was Mr. Oliver Salano, who was armed with an Uzi submachine gun and a suit and leather shoes!
"Your right rib has been damaged by an unknown reincarnation!"
"You take 100 toxin damage per second from cyanide!"
"Detected that you have 100 toxin immunity from the T virus evolutionary physique!"
"Cyanide toxin priority is 120 points, immunity failed!"
"Detected that you have another curse of the Aztec god, providing MAX point toxin immunity!"
"You're immune to cyanide toxin effects!"
This long series of system prompts made Han Xing's forehead break out in a cold sweat, he was equivalent to going back and forth at the ghost gate! If he hadn't taken the Aztec gold coins beforehand and obtained the curse of the Aztec gods, he would have been a corpse by now! This time, the toxin priority of the ace team is really perverted!
"Hahaha~ This cyanide toxin bullet cost me 1,000 survival points! No matter how good you are, as long as you get hit, you won't become a dead pig? I saw an arrogant young man walking out with an AWM sniper rifle on his shoulder, looking at himself with a contemptuous and arrogant smile.