Chapter 196: The Sneaky Guan Valley
On this day, Yang San was going to go to the bar downstairs, but Zhang Wei asked a few of them to show them the normal operation of encountering robbers late at night!
Yang San wanted to say that he had filmed directly, but seeing Zhang Wei's excitement, he couldn't refuse for a while, so he had to respond, and Yumo and the others had already taken the lead!
Who knows, Yang San had just stepped out of the door of 3601, Guan Gu suddenly sneaked out of 3602, pulled Yang Sanshen into his room mysteriously, and locked the door very carefully...
Yang San looked at Guan Gu who was "a thief with a weak heart" speechlessly, "Guan Gu, what are you trying to do?" Let's say okay first, I'm a male and a female! ”
"Love girl? What does that mean? Guan Gu asked in surprise!
"It means that I already have a sweetheart, so you should find Teacher Zeng!" Yang San teased.
"That's right, that's the problem!" Guan Gu said excitedly, and then skimmed his hands in disgust, "But what's the use of looking for Teacher Zeng?" He hasn't done it all yet! ”
"Uh..."Yang San had to mourn for a second for Teacher Zeng who was lying on the gun, wait, it seems that he mentioned him first, um... Then don't be silent!
"Guan Gujun, what can I say, such a mysterious and secret!"
Guan Gu looked around to make sure that no one was there before he whispered, "San'er-kun, do you remember the girl we saved last year?" ”
"Last year? You mean the one who fainted with a heart attack? Yang San recalled carefully for a moment before remembering that he seemed to have said that he would go to see her often, but every time he only went to the valley...
Guan Gu suddenly said happily, "That's right, it's her!" ”
"Why do you have a crush on her? So what about Yoyo? Yang San suddenly asked!
"Nani? Of course not, and besides, Yoyo-san and I are innocent! Guan Gu suddenly blushed and said loudly.
"Innocence? I didn't say you had a leg, or did you hide something from us! Yang San looked at Guan Gu playfully.
Guan Gu suddenly thundered like five thunders, and said urgently, "いいえ, いいえ (not, not)..."
"Anla, Anla, the opposite is that men are unmarried and women are not married, and it is normal for men and women to love each other!" Yang San looked at Guan Gu who was incoherent and laughed!
"Unmarried man and unmarried woman? San'erjun, is this the opposite? Guan Gu said in surprise!
Yang San smiled and flickered, "It's not the opposite, look at your twisting and pinching, what's the difference between you and a girl, there is one in the apartment, who doesn't know that you are interesting to Youyou, just you are still pretending to be stupid!" ”
(No!) Guan Gu's hair suddenly stood on end!
Yang San smiled and said, "How is it?" Guan Gu, do you want me to give me an idea and take Yoyo down in one fell swoop! ”
"Not very well..."Guan Gu's face turned even redder!
"いいえ (not),I didn't come to you to talk about this!" Guan Gu said with a smile!
"Who told you not to say the point all the time!" Yang San said with a smile.
Guan Gu suddenly said embarrassedly, "Well, it's easy to lose the point when you're nervous, I'm sorry!" ”
"It's like this... I was sitting in the bar that night, but I didn't expect Xinling to suddenly appear in front of me, and then she told me that her heart was recovering well, and said..."Guan Gu carefully recalled the experience of meeting Xinling a few days ago, and spoke to Yang San in a standard Guan Gu accent!
"So... Someone is ready to marry you now? Yang San exclaimed in surprise, this girl didn't think she was so open, wait, this plot is a little familiar, let me masturbate first!
"No, I told her I'm married!" Sekiya added.
Yang San nodded understandingly, after all, Guan Gu is not like a person who wants to report to the Narrow Entu, "Wouldn't that be good!" ”
"Here's the problem!" Guan Gu shouted helplessly!
"Huh~huh?"
"Xinling understands that I am married, but she said that she will come to our apartment tomorrow to meet my wife!" Guan Gu shouted anxiously.
At this time, Yang San finally remembered, this is not the time when Guan Gu quilt Qiao fooled into choosing a wife, it seemed that he almost scared people into heart attacks again!
"San'er-kun? San'er-kun? Are you listening to me? Guan Gu pushed Yang San, who suddenly lost his mind, and shouted loudly!
"No... No! Yang San said subconsciously!
"Nani!"
Yang San looked at the crazy Guan Gu with a smile, "So what are you going to do?" Find a random wife to fool around? ”
"But I really need a wife now, Xinling is coming tomorrow!"
Looking at Guan Gu's longing eyes, Yang San suddenly became furious, couldn't help but jump back, carefully guarded Guan Gu, and said angrily, "Guan Gu, I didn't expect you to be such a person, I treat you as a brother, you actually want to fall in love with me!" ”
"San'er-kun, I'm not joking with you!" Guan Gu was so anxious that he was about to cry!
"You are half a party in this matter, I just discussed it with you as soon as possible, otherwise I would have been looking for Ziqiao a long time ago, he has so many girlfriends, maybe he can borrow one from me!"
Hehe!
Yang San smiled secretly in his heart: Looking for Ziqiao? Believe it or not, he will help you get a bunch of wives out in a while, from the sky to the earth, the kind with a complete variety!
"Ahem, well, since you found me, then I'll help you think about it, but you have to be obedient then!" Yang San suddenly thought of a very interesting thing!
"What do you want to do? I'm not a showman! Guan Gu tightened his clothes and shouted in surprise!
"Hmm~huh?"
"Ahem, you don't sell your body!" Guan Gu hurriedly corrected!
Yang San said with a smile, "Don't worry, don't worry about your body, I just want your heart!" ”
"Nani!"
...
Yang San, who made Guan Gu relax, then came to the bar, but unfortunately Zhang Wei's actual combat tutorial was over!
I saw Zhang Wei holding a piece of paper and reading:
"Hello Uncle Feng, I took the third place in the class this year, and here is the gift I wanted..."
After reading a few words, Zhang Wei looked at the letter in shock and couldn't speak!
Yu Mo took the letter curiously and looked at it, and read in surprise, "PSP game console, LCD TV, nokian97... Or a mini collector's edition? ”
Zhang Wei hurriedly snatched back the letter and said angrily, "Are you sure this was written by a poor child?" DVD player, gas stove, four-piece bed set? Is this a gift? Or a dowry? ”
Yang San said in surprise, "3206? ”
Yu Mo suddenly exclaimed, "San'er, you're here, what 3206?" We don't have this suite in our apartment! ”
"San'er, how do you know about this death... Svenwen's children live in 3206? Zhang Wei looked at the letter carefully, and suddenly asked in surprise!
Yang San suddenly smiled, "It seems that I guessed correctly, it's really this pit goods!" ”
Looking at the curious group, Yang San explained, "This is still what Xiao Hei told me, he also got this child's letter last year, but what he wanted at that time was a commemorative version of the Transformers toy, which was the kind of Zhanbo before, and it was a full set!" ”
"Although it's just a toy, I have to say that this thing is quite expensive, and it's out of print now, Xiao Hei investigated this kid in a fit of anger, only to find that he wants a lot of gifts every year, and they are all expensive thieves!"
"And then? And then what? Yoyo asked curiously!
"Then Blackie gave him a whole set of Transformers... Bottoms! ”
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