Chapter 534: The Cabbage and the Pig (5,000 words!) )
"You...... Can you take me to Earth? ”
Eru said expectantly.
Cheng Lin was stunned when he heard this, he didn't expect that Ai Lu's request was actually this.
"Why?" He asked rhetorically.
"I want to see what the world the gods once lived in was like." Eru replied in a serious tone.
In fact, after learning that the gods once lived on the earth, Ai Lu had such a thought, and it was still in the Shudu projection, but at the beginning, the projection was limited, and she could not realize this wish.
Originally, she thought that she would not be able to achieve it in her lifetime, but the appearance of the spirit world gave her new hope.
In the past two days, she has been secretly observing, and found that Cheng Lin can open a passage and leave here.
As a result, this long-abandoned mind is like a withered seed in the desert, which sprouts when it rains.
Silent.
Cheng Lin didn't answer immediately, and seeing this, disappointment slowly overflowed in Ailu's pure eyes.
The radiance on her face dimmed, and her pointed ears softened.
"If it's inconvenient, then when I don't have ......"
She lowered her head, sighed softly, and spoke.
"It's not impossible...... the next second, Cheng Lin's hesitant voice made her raise her head again, "But I haven't tried it, I don't know if it's feasible, after all, it involves space, which is beyond the knowledge I have." ”
After thinking for two seconds, Cheng Lin looked at her: "We can do an experiment, but not now, I'll go out and prepare, you wait for my news." ”
With that, he ignored Ellu's rebrightened face and turned out of the spirit realm.
……
One step out, Cheng Lin reappeared in the dormitory.
"Whew."
With a breath, Cheng Lin sat on the sofa and began to think about the next "experiment".
What he said wasn't an excuse, and he really didn't know if he could bring Elu into the real world.
He had also thought about this question before.
However, he was busy building the spiritual realm before, so he put it on hold for the time being, and at this time, Ailu's request coincided with some of his ideas.
"Can you get her out? This is very important, if it can, then theoretically all the creatures in the elven world can come to Earth through me.
This possibility is very high, Ciri, as a native life on the earth, has successfully entered the elven world, so the reverse is naturally true. ”
"However, whether it can be done in detail remains to be examined, well, in order to avoid some unnecessary trouble, it is best to conduct it outside the academy."
In fact, there is a certain danger in entering the spirit realm inside the academy, let alone bringing elves out.
If it works, then always take her around, in the academy, it is extremely easy to be exposed.
Cheng Lin was going to take a leave of absence to go to the city and try again, even if he failed, it didn't matter, anyway, he was going to do some procurement.
When the house in the spirit world was built, he wanted to decorate it.
"At least buy some wallpaper to put on, right? I also have to buy some teaching supplies, well, and store some more spices, and I can also give the elves a taste. ”
After making up his mind, Cheng Lin did not hesitate, changed into a set of civilian clothes, and went to the Xuezheng Building to prepare for leave.
didn't see Huang Yin, it seemed that he was in a meeting, and he found the counselor to approve the leave, and the process was very smooth, so that all his preparations for being difficult were in vain.
Cheng Lin estimated that this had a lot to do with his promotion to the fifth grade.
Although he still has a student status, in fact, almost no one regards him as a student anymore.
……
I took my backpack, walked out of the gate openly, waited, and got on the bus to the city.
After another few dozen minutes, I stopped at a station in the city.
Cheng Lin did not take Ai Lu directly, but walked to the nearest mall and bought a set of women's clothes, as well as a hat and mask.
If Ai Lu can really appear, then she can't wear the robe of a great priest on the street, and she must "follow the customs".
Of course, he only bought clothes and skirts, not underwear.
In the curious eyes of the waiter, Cheng Lin paid the bill and left, carrying a pile of paper bags, Cheng Lin alertly avoided the camera, entered the alley of a quiet community, and then waited patiently for a few minutes, until he confirmed that there was no one around, he opened the door and returned to the spirit world.
……
"No, this is for you, change your clothes first, and then if you can go out, you can wear these, if you can't go out, let me give you a gift."
Ai Lu was sitting outside the wooden house, holding her cheeks in a daze, and when she saw him come back, she happily ran over with her skirt, so she heard Cheng Lin say so.
"Clothes?"
Stunned to take over a large pile of paper bags, Ai Lu hesitated, blushing: "Change here?" ”
"Go into the house and change it, or you can go back and change it." Cheng Lin pointed to the wooden house next to him.
Probably thinking that it would be too troublesome to return, Ai Lu hesitated and nodded, carried her clothes into the wooden house, and then slammed the door tightly.
Cheng Lin sat down in the small courtyard casually, and then began to feel like a horse.
"If you turn on Perception...... What do you want......"
Suppressing the thoughts that should not be there, Cheng Lin picked up the cup on the table, poured himself a large sip of water, and then looked at a few students with small shovels in the medicine field in the distance, and was stunned.
After a few minutes, I heard the door creak behind me.
He turned his head to look, and his eyes lit up.
I saw that she had come out of the wooden house and had become an urban beauty like a star.
Because it was already autumn, Cheng Lin didn't buy too revealing summer clothes.
I saw a pair of black cotton socks underneath Ailu, a warm plaid skirt hanging from her waist, the skirt hanging down at the base of her thighs, and a pair of small autumn yellow leather boots under her feet.
Above is a white turtleneck sweater with a small vest, a standard northern autumn dress, which will not be very cold and bloated and affect the figure.
As for the top of the head, there is a knitted hat with large mesh.
This hat was chosen mainly for the convenience of covering her hair and ears, mainly the latter.
Hair can be explained by dyeing, which does not attract much attention in a big city, but pointed ears must be covered, and a hat is about the same.
As for the remaining sunglasses and masks, she carried them in her hands.
The robes, crowns, and staffs were not brought out, and seemed to have been placed in the house.
Seeing Cheng Lin's gaze, Ai Lu only felt uncomfortable: "This dress ...... It's weird......"
"It's normal in our world."
Cheng Lin looked at it for a few seconds before he finally looked away and said something, but he sighed in his heart, the elf was already beautiful, and when he changed his clothes, he suddenly looked no worse than the stars in the magazine.
And, you know, unlike those "artificial" faces that are made up, Elu is all natural.
If you put on a little more makeup...... I can't think about it.
"The only downside is a little skinny...... Well, it's better to eat more. Cheng Lin muttered.
"What are you talking about?"
"It's nothing," Cheng Lin coughed dryly, and then said, "Okay, put on glasses and a mask, let's try it." ”
……
……
in the alleys.
Silence and no one.
Suddenly, a light gate full of fantasy appeared, and two figures stepped out one after the other.
"This ...... Was this a success? ”
Ailu, who was covering her face, stood in the alley and asked excitedly.
Beside her, Cheng Lin stood quietly, with mixed feelings.
He also covered his face with sunglasses and a mask - not to pretend to be a star, mainly to prevent being recognized by acquaintances, although the probability is very low, but it must be prevented.
Seeing that the experiment was successful, his heart was agitated, and he immediately looked at Ailu, opened his arms, and smiled: "Welcome, come to Earth!" ”
……
After a brief welcome ceremony, Cheng Lin walked out of the alley with Ai Lu and began to walk slowly along the street.
Ailu's eyes widened, looking left and right with great novelty, looking at the dense high-rise buildings, the speeding cars on the highway, the colorful shops hanging colorful signs on the streets, and the pedestrians passing by, and her eyes were barely enough to see.
At the same time, he lowered his voice and kept asking, and Cheng Lin answered patiently.
In order not to be seen by passers-by, they could only get close and whisper that when someone approached, they had to shut up immediately so as not to be exposed.
"Okay, it's not a matter of walking all the time, well, I'll take you to have something interesting."
After walking for almost half an hour, Cheng Lin spoke.
"Interesting?"
"Well, I'll take you to the amusement park." Cheng Lin smiled.
He immediately stopped a car, pulled Ailu to sit on it, and rushed to an outdoor playground called "New Century Paradise" in the city.
"I used to scroll through Douyin, and I heard that there is a haunted house over there that is very popular, so I'll take you to see it." Cheng Lin shook his phone.
"Haunted house?" Eru looked dazed.
……
It's the weekend, and there are a lot of visitors in the park, and there is a long queue at the entrance of the haunted house that is very popular on the Internet.
Cheng Lin took Ai Lu and paid forty yuan, and then followed the young boss surnamed Chen into the scene.
Originally, Cheng Lin thought that with his identity as a powerhouse of the Fifth Rank Realm, he should be fearless, but he finally had to admit that the realm and fear were sometimes not so related, although he was not scared to cry, but when he walked down, he also felt a little cold on his back, as for Ai Lu......
"Ahem, you don't have to clench it so tightly......"
Walking out of the haunted house, Cheng Lin helplessly looked at Ai Lu, who was holding his arm and didn't let go, sighed, and said.
"I don't!"
There was a crying voice from under the mask, and if you took off her sunglasses, you would find that her eyes were red and swollen.
How so?
Horror is really not a race pick...... Or it can be said that all intelligent beings have the same fear of certain things.
"Okay, okay, I knew I wouldn't have brought you here to play this, No, this is for you to eat."
Cheng Lin couldn't cry or laugh, and happened to see that there were rock sugar gourds sold in the amusement park, so he bought two large skewers and handed them to her mouth.
"It's ......"
"Taste it, it's sweet."
Ailu blinked, gazing curiously at the ruddy hawthorn and rock candy on it, as well as the sesame seeds, she hesitated, let go of one hand, and pulled the mask down to her chin - because the ears were too long, it was difficult to take them off, and it was easier to pull them down.
In this way, in addition to the eyes covered by sunglasses, the bridge of her nose, cheeks, and mouth, and her own pink chin are revealed.
Then she opened her mouth curiously and bit it, and her eyes lit up, and even her fear was gone, and she concentrated on eating.
A young couple happened to pass by.
The girl glanced at the two of them, and suddenly looked at her boyfriend next to her: "I want it too." ”
"What do you want?"
"Sugar gourd, I want you to feed me."
Boy Khan: "How old are you, and you're not a child." ”
"I don't care, do you give it or not?"
“…… Yes. The boy sighed, walked in with his girlfriend, took out his mobile phone and prepared to scan the code, and then turned his head to look at Ai Lu at random, and the whole person was stunned, obviously amazed.
After being stunned for three seconds, he was pulled back to reality by a burst of synaesthesia: "Why are you pinching me?" ”
"Oh, man!" The girl dropped a word, turned her head and left.
"Hey, you're not eating?"
"Get out!"
“……”
Seeing the boy hurriedly chasing after him, Cheng Lin couldn't cry or laugh for a while, but he also noticed that at this time, some people nearby had already taken out their mobile phones and started to shoot in this direction, and the target was naturally Ailu.
Even though he was wearing a little sunglasses, it was amazing enough.
Cheng Lin was even more clearly aware of the jealous gazes falling on him, which made him very uncomfortable.
Ai Lu also noticed Cheng Lin's strange appearance at this time, and couldn't help blushing, and said in a low voice:
"Am I eating too much...... The rest is up to you......"
"It's okay...... Hurry up and eat, and I'll take you to the Ferris wheel after eating. ”
Cheng Lin reluctantly tightened his mask, and when he was finished, he pulled Ai Lu and fled away, leaving only some tourists sad.
……
Next, Cheng Lin took her on a Ferris wheel, roller coaster, pirate ship and the like.
With his previous experience, he didn't dare to let Ai Lu pull down his mask again, and occasionally bought snacks, but also hid in a place where no one saw and ate them, without causing any more turmoil.
By the time I got out of the playground, the sun was already setting slightly west.
"Do you want to eat? I'll take you to the restaurant to eat. Cheng Lin asked.
Ai Lu shook her head and said in satisfaction, "No need, I'm full." ”
While playing and eating, Ai Lu didn't eat much, and at this time she was already fed with miscellaneous snacks and snacks, and she couldn't eat anything else.
"Okay, so what are we going to do next? Watching a movie? Forget it, you can't read it...... Playing games? Well, it's not appropriate...... Bar...... Even more inappropriate. ”
Cheng Lin has been single for almost twenty years, and he has no experience, so he doesn't know what to do.
After thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone, opened the browser, and began to ask for help from the Internet, asking what good options there were for taking the girl out to play, and clicking on the first answer, there was even a list of one, two, three.
Cheng Lin looked at the first one first, just two words:
"Open the room."
"......" Cheng Lin suddenly had the urge to hold his forehead, and secretly glanced at Ai Lu, thinking that fortunately she hadn't learned Chinese yet.
Continue to the second one:
"Find a stylish restaurant to eat, and then open a room."
After a pause, he continued to scroll down:
"Go to the cinema and watch a movie, and then open the room."
"Go to the playground and open the house."
……
"Playing cards, whoever loses takes off a piece of clothing...... Then open ......"
Cheng Lin gritted his teeth, resisted the urge to go berserk, and pulled directly to the last one, and immediately found that there was finally a different content:
"Gagged one person's nose, mouth to mouth, and breathed only through the other person's nose."
Cheng Lin: "......"
"Click!" As soon as he used his right hand, he saw that the whole mobile phone was pinched and exploded by him!
The bezels are bent, the screen is shattered, and the screen is black.
This scene startled Ai Lu, who was looking curiously next to him: "Cheng Lin, you ......"
"It's okay," Cheng Lin took a deep breath and said in a calm tone, "I now know what we should do." ”
"What for?"
"Buy a cell phone."
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Mall.
When Cheng Lin walked out of a mobile phone store with Ai Lu, the sky had already darkened, neon lights flashed all around, and the city lit up, as if he was in a sea of lights.
"This one belongs to you, and this, it's a power bank, I just watched it, it's electrified, take it, don't refuse, this is used to play courseware and movies later, I can't always have time to class, usually you can use this to take other elves to review."
Cheng Lin stuffed a few boxes in a paper bag and handed them to her.
Ai Lu was curious, "But, why am I so much older than yours?" ”
"You're not a phone, it's a pad...... Well, you can't access the Internet anyway, it's better to use a tablet than a mobile phone, and it's convenient to watch videos. ”
Cheng Lin explained.
"Oh......" Eru put away with a confused expression.
Then, he was pulled by Cheng Lin and began to purchase, just in the commercial street, it was convenient to buy things, Cheng Lin bought a bunch of some miscellaneous things that needed to be added, and directly entered the spiritual world.
As for buying other things, Ai Lu followed without saying a word, until the two of them took the elevator from the mall and passed the women's clothing area, Ai Lu was completely stunned and couldn't walk directly.
Cheng Lin...... Over there...... What is it? ”
Eru grabbed his arm tightly with one hand, and pointed to the other side of the glass window, where there was a dazzling array of clothes.
Cheng Lin was silent, then sighed softly and said, "Then ...... Check it out. ”
……
Three hours later.
When Cheng Lin dragged his heavy legs out of the mall, he only felt that he was unprecedentedly tired, and his legs seemed to be filled with lead.
This made him extremely confused.
"With my current physical strength, even if I climb Mount Everest overnight, I won't be tired like this, why is it that I am so tired after three hours of shopping?"
Shaking his head, leaving the mystery behind him, he turned his head and saw Ailu with paper bags hanging all over her body.
At a cursory glance, there are more than a dozen sets of clothes and shoes, although her face cannot be seen clearly, but from the pace and posture, you can see that she is full of vitality.
"Well, it's getting late."
Cheng Lin said euphemistically.
Ai Lu was stunned for a moment, and then realized that it was night, and her eyes were curved into a crescent moon: "Then let's go back." ”
"Well...... You can also go around again. ”
"No need, today...... The most ...... I've ever lived in more than 100 years No, it's the second happiest day. Ailu said.
"Second? And what about the first? What day is it? Cheng Lin was curious.
Ai Lu was silent, her eyes slightly confused, as if she was caught in a memory, and she didn't say anything for a long time.
Cheng Lin vaguely guessed something, so he didn't ask any more, just chuckled:
"That's okay, it's not just one day anyway, I can take you out at any time in the future as long as it's convenient."
"Yes!" Eru nodded earnestly.
Cheng Lin suddenly thought of a question, if the level of the "channel" was raised in the future, wouldn't he be able to mobilize a large number of elite soldiers from the elven world to enter the earth?
How so?
Portable Battle Fortress?
But after thinking about it a little, when the channel level was raised, he himself would probably have already advanced to the high-level realm.
Shaking his head and smiling, Cheng Lin didn't think much about it, took Ai Lu to find a hidden place and opened the door, and watched her enter, Cheng Lin went to the station alone and got on the bus back to the academy.
Although it is late at this time, there are many people on the bus at night in big cities.
As soon as Cheng Lin sat down in his seat, he saw a video swiped out on the mobile phone of a young man next to him.
Title: "Yangcheng New Century Paradise is surprised by demonic beauties! 》
glanced at it, and it turned out to be the picture of Ai Lu eating sugar gourd during the day!
There are a lot of video playback and comment data, which is a small fire.
Cheng Lin looked at it nervously, confirming that he didn't have many scenes, the video was mainly filming Ailu, piggybacking on him, covering it thickly, so as not to be recognized, even if it was an acquaintance, at most he felt a little familiar, and it was not a big problem.
Just thinking about it, he heard the young man next to him sigh resentfully, looked at the video, and muttered: "In these years, all the good cabbage has been arched to the pig." ”
Cheng Lin: "......"
Pork is expensive, okay! Don't look down on pigs!!
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