Chapter 441: Jack Sparrow Sent to the Door
In Tortuga's mansion, Han Xing was sitting on a soft chair, with his hands behind his head, leisurely resting his feet on the table, looking at the golden crystal chandelier above his head, and sorting out his thoughts.
To say, Han Xingnai was the last to set off, but he was the first to return to Tortuga. This is thanks to the latest Caribbean nautical chart drawn after repeated exploration and verification in the past five years.
It is it that makes Han Xing avoid many detours, plus he has been traveling back and forth between Tortuga and Jamaica for many years, and he is already familiar with the road! Of course, Rao is like this, he didn't come back for about an hour early!
"Your Excellency, when I was patrolling the coastline with my soldiers, I caught a group of pirates, and they asked to see you, saying that they had something important to discuss with you!" Suddenly there was a rhythmic knock on the door, and the voice of Lieutenant Colonel Alessandro.
Since Han Xing took over Tortuga, he did not set up a mayor, governor, or anything like that, but turned it into a military base, and because Han Xing (rì) was often away from home, the supreme commander of the Tortuga defenders was the Colonel Alexandro, who knew him well. It was the officer of the Martinique garrison who respectfully invited Han Xing out after verifying the (shēn) copy given by Han Xing. Now, he has been promoted to colonel!
"Pirates? Pirates looking for me? Han Xing suddenly smiled dumbly and said, "Could it be that they have any business plans for me to partner with them?" Isn't this kind of thing (qíng) supposed to go to Blackjack? ”
Just as he was about to refuse, he suddenly remembered that the main character of the play, Captain Jack Sparrow, seemed to be coming to Tortuga, so he called back Lieutenant Colonel Alessandro, who was about to leave, "What do those pirates look like?" What are the characteristics? ”
Lieutenant Colonel Alessandro scratched his head and thought for a moment, then thought, "One of them called himself Captain Jack Sparrow, wearing a red turban and a dirty three-cornered hat, but the shēn was wet, how embarrassed and embarrassed!" If you want me to say, he is more likely a poor impersonator of Captain Blackjack, with no bullets in his gun and no compass to point north. I thought he would be wearing a wooden knife~ He's definitely the most unproductive pirate I've ever seen! Sir, I shouldn't bother you with such a trivial matter, I'm going to send him away!" Lieutenant Colonel Alessandro did not hide his disdain and contempt in the slightest, and after saying that, he planned to turn (shēn) and leave.
"Hahaha, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that Jack Sparrow's genuine version was actually treated as a copycat..." When Han Xing heard this, he suddenly laughed in his heart, and laughed out loud.
"Bring him to me!" Han Xingchang took a breath, forced back a smile, and said to Lieutenant Colonel Alessandro. When the lieutenant colonel heard this, he immediately saluted and said "yes".
When he leaned in, he saw a pirate with his hair braided into countless pigtails and ornaments in the style of the indigenous people of the Caribbean, wearing shackles on his hands, and walking with elegant steps.
"Hail to you, Mayor!" I saw this Captain Jack Sparrow come to Han Xing's desk, take off his dirty three-cornered hat, and bow deeply to Han Xing. As he bowed, his braided hair and scattered pendants collided and swayed.
"Haa~ Jack Sparrow saluted me! Even the protagonist of the drama (qíng) has to succumb to my (yín) authority~ Huhuhu! Han Xing's heart was smug for a while, and his mind was suddenly full of YY, so that the whole person was stunned, and forgot to let Mr. Jack Sparrow (shēn).
Seeing that Han Xing didn't mean to let him (shēn) in the slightest, Captain Jack Sparrow quietly raised his head and secretly looked at Han Xing.
"Where's the mayor?" At this time, Han Xing was wearing the uniform of a lieutenant general of the Sea Blue Empire with bright yellow tassels, and at first glance he was dressed as a general, so Captain Jack Sparrow asked in surprise.
"Didn't anyone tell you that Tortuga was under the control of the French Caribbean Fleet? Captain Jack Sparrow who almost escaped? The corners of Han Xing's mouth rose slightly, and he teased.
"Do I know you? This ... Sir? Captain Jack Sparrow said at a loss.
Han Xing smiled "kindly", sat up from the chair, patted Captain Jack on the shoulder affectionately, and said, "You don't remember?" A few days ago, in Port Royal, you were still planning to occupy (commandeer) where my ship was coming~" Listening to Han Xing's words, Captain Jack Sparrow suddenly fell into an ice cave, if the person in front of him really had an enmity with him, wouldn't he have thrown himself into the net?
"Captain Hanschel Segaard?" I have to say that Han Xing's impression on this Captain Sparrow was also very deep, and he finally remembered Han Xing's character, and exclaimed in amazement.
"It's Vice Admiral, reacquaint, I'm the commander of the Caribbean Fleet of the French Empire - Vice Admiral Hanchel Segaard!" Han Xing pretended to be breezy and said. But from his high head and the smile at the corner of his mouth, it is clear that he is pretending (bī) and showing off!
"So, you're the head of Tortuga?" Captain Jack asked, suspicious.
"You can understand it that way! This is the station of the French Caribbean Fleet~ and I am the Supreme Commander of the French Caribbean Fleet~" Han Xing looked at Captain Jack Sparrow's face as long as a bitter melon with interest.
"That was a misunderstanding! A complete misunderstanding, Lieutenant General! You know, if I knew it was your ship, I would never have thought about it in the slightest~" Seemingly aware of the truth that "people are under the roof and have to bow their heads", Captain Jack sneered and swore a curse.
"You're not going to hang me for such a trivial matter, are you?" Captain Jack Sparrow asked cautiously as he reached out his hand and stroked the dust from Han Xing's mouth.
"Of course not~" Han Xing said with certainty, hearing his words, Captain Jack Sparrow's mouth was visibly relieved, and he breathed a long sigh of relief.
"I mean, the old tào method of death by hanging is outdated! Are you the conservative, boring British? ”
"Of course not, I've always liked your French creativity, such as this puff in my hand~ Well, fresh (nǎi) oil with strawberry fruit (ròu) is really a genius idea~" Captain Jack grabbed a puff from the plate next to Han Xing's table with a grin, took a bite of it, and praised it inarticulately while sucking the (nǎi) oil on his fingers.
But Han Xing's next sentence made Captain Jack's heart, which had finally been put down, hang high again:
"France has developed a painless and more merciful form of the death penalty – called the guillotine! There's a metal frame with a trapezoidal blade hanging from it, you know? I'll have an expert show you through! Saying that, Han Xing clapped his hands and shouted, "Louie! ”
Louis XVI walked in from the inner chamber, holding a model of the guillotine in his hand, and explained to Captain Jack Sparrow "how the guillotine works and its many advantages over traditional hangings", and also gave a demonstration of a friend (qíng) with a banana, and showed Captain Jack the smooth, smooth incision.
Captain Jack Sparrow's watch (qíng) is wonderful: he was smiling and laughing when he first saw the guillotine model, but by the time Louis XVI handed him the neatly cut banana, he couldn't laugh anymore! frowned and didn't say anything, (shēn) Zi was so frightened that he shrank back, his right hand touched the back of his head, and even the puffs that he didn't eat fell to the ground~ The famous name of the guillotine, it was forged with the blood of tens of thousands of victims in the Great Revolution!
"How? Exciting, right? Han Xing and Louis XVI looked at each other, looked at Captain Jack Sparrow with a frightened face, and asked with a wicked smile.
"Sample, now you must not let you have a psychological (yīn) shadow of French goods~" Han Xing said happily in his heart. This is a dismount!
"Now, then, please explain your purpose, Captain Jack Sparrow! Red wine, do you want it? Han Xing sat back comfortably in his chair again, poured some red wine from an octagonal crystal wine jug, held the goblet in his hand, and shook (dàng).
"No, no, thank you, I don't have to~" Poor Captain Jack Sparrow is still immersed in the fear of the guillotine, where can he drink the wine as red as blood~
"Your Excellency Lieutenant General, I came this time with a proposal!" Captain Jack took a deep breath to adjust his state, and then continued to speak with a hippie smile and cynicism.
"Oh?" Han Xing played with the spear of judgment with interest.
"Is that so, Vice Admiral, I wonder if you have seen that terrible ship?" Captain Jack Sparrow cocked his orchid finger and pointed out the window.
"You mean the Black Pearl?" Han Xing asked in surprise.
"No, no, no, if it was just the Black Pearl, I wouldn't be so embarrassed!" Captain Jack Sparrow wrung his damp sleeves and wagged his finger.
"Not the Black Pearl?".
"No, it's a horrible ship, it looks more like a shipwreck! Will open its mouth like a crocodile and bite the ship to pieces! Captain Jack Sparrow opened his mouth and gestured to his teeth.
Before he could finish speaking, Han Xing had already suddenly realized: "Salazar! ”