Wang Jian and I both resolutely asked Ying to accompany us, but she resolutely didn't want us to go, saying that if we went, we wouldn't be able to do anything, so she and Chen Xue went together. Later, I felt that there was still a boy who felt more secure, so I decided to take the "obedient" Don Juan to make up four people, and the even number was more appropriate.

At 10 o'clock in the evening, Huang called: "Lu Qi, come quickly, spend the night together." ”

"With whom?" I asked.

"It's not the teacher who misses them, hurry up."

"Shall I come?"

"It's a shame, these girls are the ones who want me to call you...... They were all very drunk and ...... to the appointment, so I had to wear my beach pants and the leather slippers I had just bought to the appointment.

When I arrived at the "Seventy Percent Drunk" barbecue next to Tianxin Pavilion, I learned that the friend who asked Shi Nian seemed to be called Brother Gang, and he was the cub of an old colleague of Shi Nian's mother, and the parents of both sides intended to match them. The last time I met, Brother Gang was naturally very interesting to Shi Nian, Shi Nian felt that there was just another toad calling on the side, but they were all acquaintances and it was not good to hurt her mother's face, so she had to make a friend first.

Brother Gang originally wanted the two of them to date alone, but when he saw that she brought Don Juan and other followers over, he had to call a few of his good friends to come over and drink there.

Speaking of barbecue, barbecue in Xingcheng should have appeared in the mid-to-late 80s of the last century, when a group of Xinjiang people came to Xingcheng to grill mutton skewers and beef skewers in front of the Pioneer Hall and various movie theaters in Changsha. Then the people of Xingcheng also grilled their own horses and also used teppanyaki to blanch meat skewers, and then fried meat skewers and vegetarian dishes appeared, so it became common to use bamboo skewers to skewer food. In recent years, there have been many stores with Yueyang barbecue signs in the area of Xingcheng Tianxin Pavilion, each of which claims to be from the old and authentic shops of "Yueyang Miaoqian Street Barbecue", which has gradually become a new climate. A large fan whistled the charcoal stove at the door, and the warm smell of barbecued meat filled the entire street under the city walls.

I have a bottom on Brother Juan's amount of alcohol, and there is no problem at all with half a case of beer alone. Once when he was studying in secondary school, he and Qian Cheng had the feat of drinking from seven o'clock in the evening to seven o'clock the next morning, until the last two of them put together the last 3 yuan left in their bodies and bought the last bottle and drank it, and then the two crossed the Xiangjiang Bridge on foot and walked several kilometers home.

Especially when I saw that the other party's figure was only worthy of him when the two of them were combined, I was more relieved to answer. Of course, I wasn't going to ignore my brother, but I decided to drink the second half, and I had been keeping a low profile for the first half. Brother Huang really didn't meet everyone's expectations, and he blocked the gate alone, and it is estimated that there was the existence of the catalyst of Shi Nian, which accelerated the operation of hangover enzymes in his body, and drinking alcohol was like drinking water.

Don Juan had already helped me lay a solid foundation for the "Liaoshen Campaign", and when I played in the second half, the remaining "Pingjin and Huaihai" were like a bamboo. One of the reasons I like to drink the second half is that it's more enjoyable. After drinking, people are familiar with each other, and their interest comes up, coupled with the effect of alcohol in the front, everyone is more happy, there is a lot less tasteless persuasion than in the first half, and there is so much less hypocritical grinding and chirping.

The second reason is determined by my own habit of drinking slowly. I can't compare to the three-plate axe on the table, I will definitely finish playing after a few large cups, and I can't care about anything in the future. But I'm a long-lasting type and a slow-burning type, I like to drink slowly, the water flows for a long time, and the excitement in front of others gradually goes down, and I am a little drowsy, but the more I drink, the more energetic I become.

Shi Nian drank paste wine at the beginning, and I said that the beard wine should be eaten together with the bullwhip of more than ten yuan per payment to taste, and the bullwhip is still the most genuine barbecue of Brother Liu at the south gate. Everyone said that Shi Nian should you order a bullwhip here and give it a try, but she didn't want to taste it. I persuaded her to drink some beer, and she said she would drink it. Everyone chatted, and it was recognized that the kebab was still the most vivid on Chaoyang Road. I had a drink with Brother Gang, and I said that the next time I go to the "Erzhongtian" on the gymnasium road to eat chicken wings, it is really much cheaper and better than any roasted wings in KFC, and I will treat you.

My favorite dish is grilled crucian carp or flat fish, which has a fragrant aroma, crispy skin, tender meat, and even a sweet taste. They asked me why, and I said that my mother taught me to eat fish wisely since I was a child. In fact, I have always thought that if eating more fish can really make people smarter, then I must have eaten at least half of the whales in the past 20 years...... But I didn't see Einstein evolve either.

Shi Nian laughed loudly, and occasionally she looked at me and looked away, and she didn't talk to me much throughout the night. The wine was still drunk quickly, and soon there were only 3 bottles left in the newly moved beer crate. I said you can't be so stupid, let's joke about it. Whoever is in turn will tell a joke to everyone, and if you don't say it, you will drink instead. Chen Xue, who has a cheerful personality, raised her hands in approval.

Because Don Juan and I also sent a few humorous messages to each other today, I had the bottom of my heart, and I said one in a preemptive way, two frogs fell in love with each other, and after getting married, they gave birth to a clam, and the male frog was furious when he saw this and said: Slut, what's the matter? Brother Gang smiled drunkenly: Could it be that she had an affair with a toad? I said, the female frog (actually a toad) cried and said, "Daddy, I had plastic surgery before I met you."

Ha ha......

Recently, it seems to have a relationship with a toad, and when I hear these two words, I have the urge to laugh.

Of course, Don Juan also answered, and Xingcheng understood the meaning of his words, and then said: "The bee chased the butterfly, but the butterfly married the snail." The bee is puzzled, the snail is old, I am young and diligent. Brother Gang and his brothers were also puzzled, and asked why?

Butterfly replied: "People have their own houses, how can you still live in a dormitory?" ”

When it was Brother Gang's turn, he shook his head and said that you are still amazing, I can't tell at once, I drank my own wine and answered, and I consciously drank a drink. I found that Brother Gang was also quite honest, and his impression was raised by a notch. Later, his brothers told a few more yellow jokes. After a few laps, everyone drank a lot more.

It seems that Don Juan is deeply involved with the house, and he doesn't even deviate from the topic when he tells a joke. I whispered to Don Juan on the side, how was he and Jiang Ruoli, and how the house was renovated, but in fact, the subtext was that I was concerned about the whereabouts of the money I lent him. After drinking and spitting out the truth, he confessed that he and Ruoli broke up again, mainly because of the quarrel caused by the house problem, and the money is currently trapped in the stock market, but he promised to pay me back in a few days.

This can't be helped, as we grow up, we all gradually understand that love, no matter how vigorous you are, will eventually be recruited by life.

After a while, Don Juan sighed and said, "A man who can't afford a house now is just like a woman who can't have children." ”

This topic is very popular, everyone is talking about it, combined with the current social reality of a corrupt official, how many mansions Xiaomi has, we summarized and analyzed that in fact, our country is not monogamous, but monogamy, no house, no wife, more than a house.

Having said that, it's not wrong for women to want to live in that kind of beautiful big house with lawn flowers outside the door, who doesn't want to, don't say that Jiang Ruoli likes big houses, I like it too. A few days ago, I accompanied Lin Zi to see a duplex house, lingering for a long time and couldn't bear to leave, a house actually has several balconies and a big sundeck, I can tell stories to children under the stars in the future. I have a common hobby with my brother Jiamenyuan, buy an astronomical telescope for my child, let him look at the stars, and when the child sleeps, I use the telescope to watch my female neighbor take a bath.

The imaginary future scene is very beautiful, back to reality as soon as I ask the price my enthusiasm is extinguished, the sales lady seems to see my embarrassment, to me said that it is possible to mortgage, she asked me: how many years do you need a mortgage? I said if I had to have a deadline, I would like it to be 10,000 years.

I said to Don Juan: "Brother Juan, I will tell you something directly, if you don't like to hear it, just treat me as a brother I was drunk and fart." ”

He said yes.

I said: "Through my observation, a woman like Ruoli doesn't just like the big house itself, she likes to be in it for others to see, such a person will never be able to get out, you don't have to wait." ”

Brother Huang drank until he was a little top-heavy and couldn't open his eyes, according to Xingcheng's words, he "closed his eyebrows and closed his eyes". He said, "I think I've drunk too much, bring me something to sober up." ”

I said yes and shouted, "Waiter! Go get the bill for him, he'll pay the bill! "Huang away.

This date was initiated by Brother Gang, and of course he still rushed to pay the bill. It is estimated that when Brother Gang first asked Shi Nian, he didn't expect that so many people would come today and drink so much wine, so he took out the last three red tickets in his originally not thick wallet, and gritted his teeth and bought this relatively expensive barbecue list. Originally, he might have thought of sending Shi Nian to him, but when he saw me and Tang Juan, the two Dharma protectors, standing on the side, he didn't say anything, Shi Nian himself first said that she and Tang Juan lived in the same direction, and went back together by the way, so everyone dispersed in a hurry.

When I got home, it was already late at night, and only then did the world seem to be a little quieter, the stars were hiding in the thick clouds and sleeping peacefully, and the blue dry wind blew leisurely across the roof, and I could sleep well tonight. I said to myself to sleep, for the sake of tomorrow's sun.