Chapter 469: I don't understand literature
It's just a matter of sending wedding invitations, Lu Banyuan still responds, anyway, this matter is very easy, as long as you sneak into Bo's house and put the invitation in Bo Sixiu's study or bedroom.
The only difficulty in this matter is that he can't let Bo Sixiu catch him, but Lu Banyuan is still sure enough about his skills, as long as he doesn't bump into Bo Sixiu himself, he has a ninety-nine percent chance of escaping.
And Le Xuezhi asked him to make a price casually, he opened his mouth to be 100 million, but he didn't expect Le Xuezhi to agree quickly. At that time, he was also a little surprised, why didn't Le Xuezhi bargain? In fact, his psychological price is about 20 million.
But since the other party insisted on sending him money, he had no choice but to accept the money "reluctantly".
And Le Xuezhi, an eventful woman, had to renovate the invitation inside, he had already warned her that if there were some words for help in it, it would definitely be stopped by "him".
Le Xuezhi repeatedly assured that there were absolutely no undeserved words in it, and even gave way to Banyuan to take the initiative to inspect the goods.
Le Xue thought about it in the room all night, she thought about the sentence all night, she bit the cap of the pen and thought, what to write?
Le Xuezhi pressed the button, and now I don't know what time it is in China, and I don't know if Bo Sixiu has slept or not. After waiting for a while, Bo Sixiu didn't respond, he should have slept, right? Or are you busy and don't have it with you?
Le Xuezhi first crossed out the three words "Li Zhuoyun" on the invitation, and wrote "Bo Sixiu" in block letters with a pen stroke on it.
Although this seems a bit nondescript, at least it is not Li Zhuoyun on it, and their names are written on this invitation.
But Le Xuezhi felt that the order was a little wrong, because Li Zhuoyun's name was changed, and Bo Sixiu's name could only be above Li Zhuoyun, but his own name was still in the same line as Li Zhuoyun.
So Le Xuezhi crossed out his name again, and wrote the words "Le Xuezhi" in the form of regular script above his name. In the middle of the names "Bo Sixiu" and "Le Xue Weaving", she also drew a heart.
Le Xuezhi was very satisfied with this invitation, in fact, she was quite satisfied with this invitation alone. The overall weight is heavy and textured, and there is gold leaf on the top, and there are fine broken diamonds on the cover, obviously this 'he' still knows his preferences, and knows that he likes shiny things.
But it's just that there is a bit of a problem with her brain, why doesn't she force herself to marry Bo Sixiu? Then she must be happily forced.
After the name was changed, she felt that there was nothing else to change, and the conditions did not allow her to redesign, so she took out a new piece of paper, and she looked at the blank paper and fell into thought.
"He" would have read the letter in his invitation, so if she had written something suggestive, the letter would probably not have been delivered.
This "he" has very little restriction on her, but there is a degree.
She slowly wrote: Dear Bo Sixiu.
But after writing it, she felt a little numb, what kind of stuff is this? She's not writing love letters, she's not doing anything, she's trying to turn around and ask for help!
So Le Xuezhi wrote a string of words down.
[I've been fine lately, how about you?] Do you eat and sleep on time? Hopefully, while I'm not with you, you can live well. I will definitely have you at my wedding in the future. ]
After writing it, Le Xuezhi felt that something was not quite right, how could this be the same as explaining the breakup blessing? No, no, but if she really writes love letters, I'm afraid "he" will tear it up directly.
So Le Xueori decided to turn around and express her love.
[Love is a magical thing, I know you love me, and I love you.] Before I met you, I didn't know what love was, it turns out that love will change with people's emotions, and it will affect people's thoughts, words and deeds. Love is like warm water that transforms us all. This is love. ]
Le Xuezhi's rare literary and artistic cells have come up, but her key is not the words inside, she is planning to come up with a hidden poem, and Bo Sixiu's smart head will not be able to see it!
So Le Xueori wrote down happily again.
[You're good.] ]
Look, the beginning of these three paragraphs makes up "I love you", and the end of each paragraph is "I love you so much", Le Xuezhi herself was shocked by her own cleverness, she is too romantic, right?
After being moved for a minute, Le Xueori stuffed the letter into the invitation, and then went to look for Lu Banyuan.
Lu Banyuan was taking a bath at the moment, and his face was a little gloomy in the face of Le Xuezhi's breaking door: "What are you doing?" ”
Le Xuezhi glanced at him casually, and then threw a bath towel at him: "Hurry up and wrap it up and come out." ”
Half-rim: ......
Why is Le Xuezhi's eyes so disgusted, cold, and even a little ridicule, what does this mean? Mocking him for his poor stature?
Lu Banyuan wrapped himself in a bathrobe and walked out, his body still had damp moisture, "What are you doing?" ”
Le Xuezhi replied: "The invitation is ready, you can go and deliver it now." ”
Lu Banyuan's forehead jumped, and he pointed to the starry sky outside the window: "See?" It's half past eight in the evening, and you're asking me to deliver it now? ”
Le Xuezhi: "No? ”
Lu Banyuan only felt that his qi and blood were surging, and his face was cold: "It will take at least five or six hours to return to Huaguo, and when they are already asleep, what's the point of sending them now?" ”
Le Xuezhi sneered: "Isn't that exactly what you want?" You don't want to go head-to-head with them anyway, and you're at your least relaxed in the early hours of the morning, so you don't have to worry about getting caught. ”
Lu Banyuan was silent, which seemed to make sense.
Le Xuezhi slapped the invitation on the table, and then raised his chin: "Okay, hurry up and inspect the goods, I'll go back and revise it." I'm going to have to give it away today. ”
Lu Banyuan opened the envelope of the invitation with a blank face, and then dropped out a piece of stationery, he frowned: "This is your purpose?" ”
Le Xuezhi: "Hurry up and inspect the goods, where is so much nonsense." ”
Lu Banyuan always felt that such a picture was a little strange, he was like the other party's Chinese teacher, and he was appreciating her composition at the moment. Finally, ask her what is wrong with her essay and ask her to go back and revise it.
Really...... It's weird.
Lu Banyuan was stupid at the beginning, and then looked down...... The more he looked down, the darker his face became.
In the end, he gritted his teeth and said, "Are you disgusting?" ”
Le Xuezhi snorted coldly: "Where am I disgusting?" You don't understand literature. ”
Anyway, Lu Banyuan is also a student of A University, a high-level university in Huaguo, how could he not know that literature is like this!
Especially the second paragraph...... It's disgusting too......
It's just that the meaning of this letter is obvious, and from top to bottom it is nothing more than these few meanings.
The first is that you have to take good care of yourself without me by your side.
And then second, I love you, but love changes.
The third is the good guy card, you are good, but we are not suitable.
Lu Banyuan still couldn't believe the content of the letter, and he looked at her a little strangely: "Are you sure you want to give Bo Sixiu such a letter?" ”
Le Xueori: "What's wrong?" ”
Lu Banyuan couldn't bear it: "Don't you think it's a little cruel to Bo Sixiu?" ”
Look, Lu Banyuan has been perfectly confused by this letter, but everyone who sees this letter thinks that she has changed her mind. But Bo Sixiu is different, Bo Sixiu is smart! And EQ and IQ are both online, you must be able to see this hidden poem.
And she also changed the name of the invitation to the two of them, presumably Both would have understood her intentions.
Lu Banyuan was furious when he read this letter, and he was upset for Bo Sixiu, presumably "he" would not be suspicious after reading it.
So Le Xuezhi asked, "Is there a problem with this letter?" If not, you can let him read it quickly, and then you can deliver the letter. ”
Lu Banyuan stuffed the letter back into the envelope with an expressionless face, and he didn't even look at the invitation, "Got it, I'll send it now." ”
Le Xuezhi blinked: "Don't you need to ask 'him'?" ”
Lu Banyuan glanced at her, and he felt that although he would be happy to read the content of such a letter, he would not want to read it. Because it's really disgusting, especially the second paragraph of the forced literature and art, it's really embarrassing for Le Xueweaving.
Lu Banyuan didn't say much, and walked out of the door of the room directly to start the way to deliver the letter.
Anyway, his helicopter is fully automatic, and he can make up for sleep on it, get up and deliver the letter after sleeping, and when he comes back, he will have 100 million. Why didn't he accept such a simple act of sending money?
After Lu Banyuan left, Le Xuezhi returned to her room and pressed the button on the vibrator again, in fact, she really missed Bo Sixiu, she hadn't seen Bo Sixiu for four days. They used to stay together every day, and they didn't seem to think it was anything special. But once separated, thoughts were everywhere like air, and she almost went crazy after being tortured.
She lay on the bed and looked at the dark ceiling, which was actually very strange to her, and she was very scared. Because she didn't know what that person would ask her to do after she got married, she was drugged in her daily meals, which were supposed to be edible "seals", and there was no self-protection ability and no one to trust in a strange place, which was really scary.
Bo Sixiu ......
If only Bo Sixiu were here.
She held the vibrator tightly in her hand, it was the only connection between them, and she really hoped that Bo Sixiu would respond to her at this moment, otherwise she would really be a little unable to hold on.
Maybe it was really telepathy, the vibrator in her hand vibrated three times regularly, and she was startled, and at the same time her face was full of smiles and lightness.
Le Xuezhi gently pressed back three times, and then silently said "good night" in his heart.
And Bo Siu pressed it back four times.
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