Chapter 5: Zeng Xiaoxian Who Died (Ask for Subscription!) )
In just a few days, the news that Yifei's Aiwu Club was going to compete again spread throughout the love apartment.
Everyone is ready to move, waiting for Xiao Hei to open the plate again, and they all said, no matter how small the mosquito legs are, they are also meat, although the money is not much, but it is enough to add a dish.
It's a pity that the left and right are waiting, seeing that the game is going to be played tonight, but there is no news from Xiao Hei, and everyone can't help but sigh.
At this time, Xiao Hei sat in his room, carefully placing the newly bought figures one by one, and watching the vibration of new news keep coming from the living room.
Xiao Hei smiled disdainfully and coldly: "Sample, still want to trick me into opening?" When I'm stupid. ”
Last time, I thought that there would be a lot of people looking at the shocking odds to buy a fee to win, but I didn't expect that someone would buy it, but I couldn't stand pointing at the mosquito legs.
In the end, Xiao Hei saw that the situation was not right, so he closed the handicap in advance, otherwise he would have lost more, especially the host who killed a thousand knives and bet 12,138 yuan at once.
I won't open it this time, whoever I love will open it.
"Hey, this is tonight's ticket, taekwondo competition, everyone has to come and cheer."
Teacher Zeng happily ran over and handed out tickets to everyone.
The group who was playing billiards was surprised to take the ticket stub in Mr. Zeng's hand.
"Wow, Mr. Zeng, are you really going to participate in the competition?" Yoyo said admiringly.
Teacher Zeng smiled calmly: "That's, I'll take the lead." ”
"Look at your happy face."
Yu Mo looked at Teacher Zeng with satisfaction, sure enough, it was still Teacher Zeng who could arouse Yifei's fighting spirit, it would be better if he didn't look so obscene.
"Mr. Zeng, the way you look reminds me of an animal character."
Yang San looked at Teacher Zeng teasingly, and in his expectant eyes, Yang San said slowly: "Battle chicken, fighting spirit." ”
Zhang Wei raised the ticket in his hand, "Yifei is really the greatest educator after Confucius, even Teacher Zeng can become a kung fu panda." ”
The positive role of Zhang Wei made Mr. Zeng's eyes light up, and he couldn't help it... Longing thoughts.
"Kung Fu Panda Zeng Xiaoxian? You said that I will be called this name in the future, isn't it very popular? ”
Yu Mo whispered to Teacher Zeng: "If you are a kung fu panda, then your father is a duck." ”
Teacher Zeng: "......"
Yang San, who was beside Yu Mo, naturally heard Yu Mo's words and said with a smile.
"Yumo, don't talk about Teacher Zeng like that, besides, Teacher Zeng is not qualified, the height and waist circumference of the kung fu panda are 1:1, and Teacher Zeng is still far behind."
"If you want me to say, this is the power of love." Yoyo said happily.
Teacher Zeng hurriedly shouted: "Go and go, don't talk nonsense, don't I let her, it's better than the season when she doesn't give up, stretching out her head is a knife, shrinking her head is also a knife, it's better for me to sign up myself." ”
"It's Yoyo, what nonsense is telling the truth." Yang San smiled faintly.
"Are you ready? Are you sure...... Isn't this self-harm? Zhang Wei said earnestly and persuasively.
But Mr. Zeng smiled disdainfully, isn't it just a game, can I Zeng Xiaoxian still lose, I will definitely win and bring the trophy back!
That night, everyone came to the gymnasium full of curiosity.
Soon, the players began to enter the arena one by one.
"Why do I think something is wrong?"
Yu Mo looked at the children humming in the audience suspiciously, a little unable to believe his eyes.
"Yes, the other party seems to be underage." Zhang Wei also exclaimed in surprise.
"Mm-hmm, it's a good match." Yoyo said with interest.
Yang San raised the ticket stub in Yang's hand and said to a few people speechlessly.
"Do you only look at pictures and don't read words every time? It clearly says 'Underage Group'. ”
A few people hurriedly took out the ticket stub that they didn't pay much attention to, and took a closer look, and sure enough, there were four big words printed on it, "Minor Group", why didn't they see it before?
"What about Zeng Xiaoxian? I'm going to slaughter him, what kind of game to report, it's not a shame. ”
Suddenly, Yifei walked over from the side angrily, and he hated that iron did not become steel, and he wished that he could stuff Teacher Zeng back and reincarnate.
"Ha, hey, ha......"
At this time, Mr. Zeng also began... entered, pretending to shout slogans while kicking his little short legs.
"Explain it to me."
Yifei saw that Teacher Zeng could still be so shameless, and if he looked at ease, he was even more angry.
"Don't worry, Boss, I promise to help you outmaneuver your opponent and let everyone experience the domineering of the winner."
Teacher Zeng, who has completely thrown his face at home, doesn't care about any ridicule, and is self-conscious.
"But the other party is all post-00s."
Yifei shouted angrily, the old lady's reputation is ruined in the hands of this slut.
"Me too, didn't you notice that my dress was very non-mainstream?"
Mr. Zeng calmly put on a second-hand posture and decided to keep something as cumbersome as his face at home.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, you ...... Throughout the ages, up and down for 5,000 years, from the Big Bang to the collapse of the universe, you can no longer find a slut with thicker skin than you. ”
Yifei was so angry with Teacher Zeng who was still playing treasure that she wanted to beat him.
At this time, another person came over angrily.
"I protest, your player is not under the age of 16 at all, especially him, who is obviously a post-70s generation."
Yang San, who was very excited to watch the play in the audience, found that this new coach was very familiar.
"Huh? Fatty, when did you become a taekwondo instructor? ”
The fat man also found Yang San on the high platform at this time, nodded and said.
"Third master, you are also here, I have always been a taekwondo coach, no, bring children to community competitions."
Yang San then remembered that Xiao Hei and the others usually have their own lives when they are fine, and they will only transform when they go out on a mission.
"What's the matter? Look at your anger. ”
"San'er, it's not that I want to make trouble, it's mainly that Zeng Xiaoxian is shameless, and he actually brought a group of college students over to play the juvenile group."
Seeing the fat man's angry look, Yang San smiled and waved his hand.
"Teacher Zeng is messing around, but I think you must have a way, right?"
As soon as the fat man heard Yang San's words, his eyes immediately lit up, he had the solution, but when he saw that it was Zeng Xiaoxian, he was a little afraid to use it, and now he saw that Yang San didn't plan to interfere, so it was not too simple.
Teacher Zeng, who had no idea what he was going to face, exclaimed with a hippie smile.
"You're only a post-70s generation, I'm not doing well in 94 years, it's okay to develop a little early, you see, the medicine is making trouble..."
The fat man laughed angrily and looked at Teacher Zeng coldly.
"There's a kind."
The fat man said goodbye to Yang San happily, didn't look at Teacher Zeng, and returned to his camp.