114, Deadpool's new partner
Sometimes, you have to admit that some guys really can't stand the chatter.
Even in the ancient Oriental countries, a post-break phrase was invented specifically for this purpose: Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao to!
Naturally, there is no Cao Cao in Manhattan at this moment, and there is only a chatter named Wade Winston Wilson.
"Abner, you know what? Sometimes I look in the mirror and I get hooked, and every morning my Vanessa has to pull me out of front of the mirror and hand me a pie with mushroom filling, pie, and my favorite durian pie! ”
"I hate this thing, it reminds me of the last time, ...... Vomit...... My ass was pressed against my head, and the smell was exactly the same, and I vomited......"
“Fcuk! My mask! ”
It was almost the same as Connors, who had just stepped out of Abner's door when Wade had already stepped into Abner's office with a few strange-looking guys.
Immediately, the babbling voice continued to reach Abner's ears, and even with Abner's resistance at the moment, his head was still inevitably swollen for a while.
"Actually, I think the durian pie tastes pretty good."
Before Abner could speak, a tall, plump woman with a fluffy exploding head and a panda eye standing behind Wade was the first to speak.
“Why! There are people in the world who like this kind of-like food......"
"Wade! Please calm me down! ”
Abner had to interrupt Wade's next words with a helpless face, otherwise this guy would definitely stage a debate on durian for himself.
"Abner? How did you end up here? ”
“……”
“Oh! Come to my senses, come and see these new guys I've found, they're all great guys, you're going to love them! Of course Domino you're not, you're a sexy bewitching beauty, hahaha! ”
"This is Bedram, isn't his name super queer, his superpowers are cooler than his name, he can distort the electric field, even the brain waves in your head, which makes people feel anxious and painful!"
With Wade's exaggerated tone, the tall, sturdy bald black man slid his fingers a few times, and suddenly the lights in the entire office flickered.
Being able to distort brain waves is a good variant ability, a good second-level mutant, Abner couldn't help but nodded.
"And him! Zagst! Abner: Can you guess what his superpowers are? That's it...... Vomit! Vomit! Spit out like that! ”
“NO! My ability is not to spit, but to spit acidic vomit! ”
"Isn't that just spitting, my gosh! I still have such a superpower, and I actually chose him? ”
“Fuck! You can't even see your mouth, do you need me to show you my superpowers? Right in your head! ”
After a word of tuberculosis came out of the emaciated young man's mouth, Abner immediately had a good impression of this guy.
Ability or anything aside, at least the eyes and ears are fine.
"Squirt acid! What a good variant ability! ”
After calming the second-level mutant with the acid spray, Abner looked at the group behind Wade again.
"And him! Resty, who claims to be Shatterstar, is an alien from Canada! My God! A guy from Canada would be an alien, and if I were in Canada, wouldn't I be Superman? Hahaha! ”
Pointing to a middle-aged man with long red braids, Wade couldn't help but be happy as he introduced.
"It's not Canada, it's the Magic World Planet!"
There was no anger at Wade's ridicule, but a serious explanation.
"Aha! Listen, Abner, Magic World Planet? Why isn't it a magic bullet circle? Hahaha! ”
"Shut up Wade!"
Looking at Shatterstar's darkening expression, Abner had to scold again.
It is unknown whether this broken star is an alien Abner, but in Abner's investigation, its strength is definitely not weak, even compared to Wade on the side.
"Welcome to you, Shatterstar—Resty!"
"Okay, okay, you're welcome too! Hahaha! ”
"Ahem, ahem...... Next up is the amazing stealth walker with stealth ability! ”
Straightening his expression again, Wade waved his hands and pointed to the air on the side and introduced to Abner.
"Wade, I think you're pointing the wrong way! This Mr. Hidden Walker is sitting here watching you perform! ”
In Abner's eyes, the handsome white man with short dark blonde hair on the sofa was looking at him in surprise, obviously surprised that Abner could see through his invisibility at a glance.
"Stealth! Nice ability! You are also welcome to join us! ”
"Damn it! You've been invited by me, and you should cooperate with my movements, and you should stand here! It's going to make me lose face! ”
“OK! I remember you, and I'll give you little shoes in the future. ”
"Well, there's one last one, Domino! She...... Belch...... Is her ability to be lucky? Damn, luck isn't a superpower! ”
"Good luck?"
This time, Abner was really surprised.
Super good luck?
Involving superpowers in cause and effect and probability? Or a superpower similar to Scarlet Witch Chaos magic?
Either way, it's an amazing superpower!
"Domino, where do you think the bullet will point when the bullet in my hand stops spinning?"
Silently thinking in his heart, Abner pulled out a bullet and asked Domino.
"Who knows, maybe it's going to point to some guy with a broken mouth."
Domino spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently to Abner.
As Domino spoke, the bullet in Abner's hand landed directly on the table and spun rapidly.
A few seconds later, the bullet that stopped was pointed at one of the broken-mouthed guys that Domino was talking about—Wade.
"Wow! Good luck! ”
Carefully examining the bullets on the table, and glancing at Domino in front of him, Abner did not perceive any supernatural powers, as if he ...... It was as if the moment the bullet began to spin, it was already destined for its direction.
I have to say that although Wade's mouth is a little broken and his words are a little poisonous, he is really neat in his work, at least several members of this photo are not bad.
"So...... Badram, Zagst, Shatterstar, Stealthwalker, and Domino, whatever your goals, welcome to my Manhattan Special Events Bureau! ”
"I'm the director of the Manhattan Special Events Bureau of Investigation, the guardian of the city of Manhattan. Perez! ”
"You're welcome to join us!"