Chapter 256: Hello Big Guy, Goodbye Big Guy, Phew! Never again!
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You look at me, you look at you.
It can be seen that it is not the problem of the paper man, but the problem of the lighter.
"Where did you buy this lighter?"
Ji Chuan, who reacted, his eyes were shining, baby!
What a baby!
Where's the lighter?
It's clearly the true fire of Taishang Laojun's samadhi, which can burn anything!
Want!
I want it so much!!
However, just when he was salivating and wanted to sneak around, he was snatched back by the school flower, clutched in his pocket, and stared at him vigilantly.
"Mine! You dare to give it a try! ”
……
The salivating expression of the young man froze on his face, and he flattened his mouth and grunted.
"Don't be so stingy, as the saying goes, when you meet, divide it in half, turn around, I'll give you my baby too, can't you just give me a lighter?"
"Huh!"
The school girl sneered.
"Can your baby hurt a foreign body, or burn a foreign body? If you could, would you give it to me? If not, what's the use of me coming? ”
“……”
It's heart-wrenching, hey!
Ji Chuan touched his nose, coughed lightly, and asked with a thief's heart.
"Where the hell did you buy the lighter? I'll buy one when I get back! ”
"Stop dreaming!"
The arrogant and venomous little Nizi pulled her mouth without smiling.
"This is what I got from the dog's workshop, you see if he sells you!"
“……”
What is the result of not surprising at all?
The young man with a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth rolled his eyes in a congested manner, and then, in the next second, he reacted after realizing it.
"That's not right! You're a lighter! Lighters, hey! How did you get past security and get on the plane? ”
“…… Are you stupid? ”
Shu Qianluo looked at him speechlessly, took out the lighter, and spread it out to him.
"Your wolf paws can pass through security, why can't my strawberry keychain pass through security? That dog thing is produced, can the general machine check it out? ”
Saying this, she also swaggered off her coat, raised her chin at the stunned young man, and smiled.
"Look, it's not just the strawberry keychain, there are not a hundred of the things in it, but there are also eighty, all of them are extremely lethal, but they have all passed the security check, and not a single alarm has ever sounded~"
"Oops~, although that dog thing can be annoying and tricky, but this unique design ability is still very cute, right?"
…… Jealousy separates my walls!
Ji Chuan looked at the various strange-shaped 'toys' stuffed into the countless pockets in the coat, and his face was distorted with envy and jealousy.
What kind of broken machine is the security check? Why can't I find out?
What kind of body search is in the sea prison? Why didn't you throw them all away, burn them, and let this dead girl cry!
Gotta!
All kinds of men who hate and curse in their hearts can't restrain their boiling and loyal desires.
Want!
Think! Want!
I want it too!
Super wanted!
Ahhhh
Why am I not this little girl?
Why didn't I wear the same pants as that living ancestor?
Otherwise, these things are mine!!
Looking at Ji Chuan, who obviously wanted to grab it for himself, but desperately pressed his claws that were about to move, drooling, and full of resentment, the school flower was in a good mood!
Hey~
Or she had the foresight to abandon the useless lower limit of self-esteem earlier, otherwise she wouldn't have been able to get these good things.
Hmm-
I suddenly feel that from the sister of the dog thing to the sister of the dog thing, it is not too resistant~
Xiao Nizi, who pulled the zipper of her coat with a smile and turned the short stick in her hand, walked out of the steps that the six relatives did not recognize, and walked deeper into the Liuli Palace.
…… Her indebted appearance, provoked Ji Chuan squeaked and grinded her teeth, and followed with a black face, while secretly wondering how to please that ancestor, and then get something good out of that ancestor's hands.
It can be seen that these two goods really remember to eat or not.
It's all been pitted like this, and the thief is still alive and can't be saved.
The immortal medicine can't save his heart that is running to death!
The glazed palace is very large, and there are some statues of gods that Shu Qianluo and Ji Chuan don't know on the glazed hall, and they are arranged in a row and neatly and orderly on the offering table, extending all the way to the deepest part of the court.
And every few gods would be flanked by strange stone statues stationed there, and those stone statues would begin to attack indiscriminately as soon as they stepped into the area of their defense.
The first wave of sharp knives, the second wave of oil burning, the third wave of ice picks, the fourth wave of wine smoke, and so on, all the way through the sixteen waves, the two of them passed through the glazed hall and stood in front of a torii.
The torii gate winds from the bottom to the top, and there is no end in sight, and on both sides are red lacquer pillars, and on the side of the lacquer pillars, there is boundless black, empty black, nothing can be seen, even if there are glimmer night vision goggles, you still only see an empty piece.
But partially, on the steps in front of him, there are dark and mottled bluestone slabs, and in the cracks of the stone slabs, there are still ink-colored mosses growing, showing that there is life here.
Ji Chuan and Shu Qianluo glanced at each other, stepped back a little from left to right, don't look over, moved their weapons, and reached into the dark and empty lacquer pillars on the left and right, shaking and stirring inside, trying to see what was strange inside.
"Whoa—"
Both of their weapons touched the water.
They were a little surprised.
It was obviously pitch black, even with night vision goggles and the blessing of eye drops, they couldn't see anything, but the weapon touched the water.
At the moment when the weapon was inserted into the water, the ripples of the water waves also appeared in front of the eyes of the two of them, rippling in circles, thick and rhythmic, but only a breath regained calm.
"Hmm-"
Ji Chuan pulled out his weapon, his expression subtle and strange.
"How did you get this ladder? Below is the water, and the two sides are connected, but this staircase is set up on the water, leading to the 'heavens'? Could it be a ladder? ”
Shu Qianluo glanced at him and didn't speak, pulled out his weapon, and looked at the color on it.
The color does not change, so it can be seen that it is not toxic.
However, cautiously, she pointed the silver stick on the moss growing on the ladder, but the moss instantly withered into a dry piece, this scene happened to be seen by Ji Chuan, he gasped, and quickly shook off his weapon.
"! Poisonous?! Is it still so toxic? ”
"It's not like poison."
The school flower shook her head, flicked the moss with a silver stick, and wrinkled her eyebrows.
"The moss does this in an instant, it doesn't look like it's poisoned, but it looks like it's been sucked out of life, this water, no, it's this lake, it's very weird, if you fall down, you will die in an instant."