Chapter 241: It's the Same Tianya Sausage Mouth (First Update!) Ask for a subscription! )
Yang San, who had just come out of Xiao Hei, saw 250 missed calls on his mobile phone, and when he saw that they were all Yifei, he was suddenly full of black lines, but he still hurriedly called back...
"What? Zhang Wei was admitted to the hospital with allergies? Crayfish allergies? How's it going? Yang San exclaimed in surprise, Chinese New Year's Eve allergies? Yours is it!
Wait, there's an old saying that goes: the rich live on technology, the poor on mutation.
Is this allergy a mutation? If Zhang Wei can survive, won't he be able to transform without relying on that divine horse summoner?
But by crayfish mutation... Will Zhang Wei become a lobster monster? It seems that there is an episode in which Zhang Wei appears in the image of a lobster monster, which is very impressive!
"Wait, why don't I remember that there was such a creature as a crayfish in the apartment, or did you sneak a meal while we weren't there?"
Yang San suddenly thought that they hadn't bought crayfish, not that they didn't like to eat it, but it was really difficult for you to buy good crayfish in the market.
Yifei on the other side suddenly roared: "I'm like such a person, besides, the whole plate of crayfish all went into Zhang Wei's stomach, have you ever seen such a single eater?" ”
Yang San couldn't help but smile brightly: "When did it happen?" Why didn't you call me sooner? It also saves you to run to the hospital, and you will suffer a lot of sins during the New Year! ”
Yifei suddenly became angry again, and at the critical moment, he couldn't find a man in the apartment, so San'er didn't care, after all, he had said in advance that there was something important!
But Guan Gu and Ziqiao, the two most idle guys, are not in the apartment, and their mobile phones can't get through!
The most shameless thing is Zeng Xiaoxian, a slut, who actually said that he was trapped in the radio station and couldn't get out, and asked his mother to go over to rescue him?
Of course, Yifei wanted to pull Zeng Xiaoxian out of his mobile phone and rub it well.
However, Yifei said to Teacher Zeng very gently: Okay, you find a place to hide first, and I will kill you immediately, Xian'er!
God knows how Yifei dragged Zhang Wei to the hospital later!
"Why not, Zhang Wei kept shouting your name before he fainted, I called you n times, but I couldn't get through, I just sent it to the hospital, otherwise when I get through to your phone, Zhang Wei will not enter the hospital, but into the crematorium!"
Yang San heard the black lines all over his head, what do you mean by calling my name all the time before I fell into a coma? Don't tarnish my innocence, I have a master!
As soon as he remembered the 250 missed calls on his mobile phone before, Yang San sweated, Yifei wouldn't do it on purpose, right? No, she must have done it on purpose!
Xiao Hei has its own signal shielding, and all electronic devices that are not approved by him are bricks in his place!
This is somewhat similar to Hogwarts, except that Hogwarts is uncontrollable because of magic!
And Xiao Hei is controllable, as long as it is approved by him, it can be used normally, before Xiao Hei wanted to give Yang San approval, but Yang San was troublesome, and felt that he would not stay with Xiao Hei for long, so he never let Xiao Hei approve!
Who knew that this time the conversation was over, and it almost made a mistake, it seems that Xiao Hei will have to get it another day, but fortunately, this time it was just Zhang Wei who had an accident!
Yang San, who knew that he was at a loss, hurriedly changed the topic: "Then how is Zhang Wei now?" ”
"I can't die, I'm on a drip, and the doctor said I'll be fine after hanging!" Yifei said indifferently.
At the same time, he looked at Zhang Wei with contempt, isn't it allergies, and he needs to look like he wants to die or live!
Oh, man!
Suddenly, Yang San thought in surprise: "Yifei, your task is not to order chicken wings, why did you change it to crayfish?" ”
It's okay not to say this, as soon as he said it, Yifei was furious, and said angrily: "It's just for this damn chicken wing, the takeaway actually ignored our five chicken wings, so our righteous lawyer Zhang Wei just wanted to collect evidence... I ordered ten more..."
“…”
"As a result, not only did I lose 160 yuan, but I only got this crayfish that made him allergic..."
Yang San said in surprise: "You mean this crayfish cost 160 yuan?" Are his crayfish diamond-encrusted? ”
Yifei briefly talked about the process of "fighting wits and courage" between Zhang Wei and food delivery!
Yang San was speechless for a moment, for five chicken wings, you actually spent 160 yuan, how many chicken wings can you buy for 160 yuan, can you make them?
"Wait, listen to your gloating look, you didn't dismantle the delivery one, did you?"
Yifei suddenly smiled and said, "Of course not, I'm a civilized person, such a rude person?" ”
"You don't look like it!" Yang San nodded in agreement and said, "You are!" ”
After saying that, Yang San put the mobile phone away from his ears, who knew that the expected roar did not come, but Yifei's laughter: "San'er, guess what is the current situation of the food delivery?" ”
Listening to Yifei's weird smile, Yang San was inexplicably furious, and said weakly: "Yifei, did you sink him into the sea?" ”
Yifei was speechless for a moment, but as soon as he saw the festive picture in front of him, his heart blossomed!
"What do you think, they all say that I'm not such a violent person, he happens to be clinical with Zhang Wei now, and the two of them are falling in love and killing each other, do you want me to cut the video to show you?"
"Excuse me!" Yang San said disgustedly, what is so good-looking about two big men, spicy eyes!
Suddenly, there was something wrong with his consciousness, and Yang San asked in surprise: "Wait, isn't Zhang Wei allergic?" So how to do it with that delivery clinical? The orthopedic beds are also full during the Chinese New Year? ”
"Who told you that he had a broken bone, he is also allergic, do you want to guess what he is allergic to?" Yifei said excitedly!
"Because... Love? Yang San paused, and unconsciously came out with these two words!
"Fart love, this thing ate our chicken wings, and it turned out to be allergic to perverted spicy, hahahaha, I really deserved it!" As soon as Yifei saw the sausage delivery in front of her, she was very happy!
“…”
This takeaway, like Zhang Wei, is the best!
"By the way, don't you have a way, do you want to come over? Otherwise, Zhang Wei will have to spend his time in the hospital tonight! Yifei suddenly thought that it was too unlucky to stay in the hospital for the Chinese New Year, and hurriedly asked.
Yang San said indifferently: "No, didn't you say that you were taking a drip, even if I went to cure Zhang Wei now, he would definitely wait for the drip to finish before leaving, in this case, why should I do more!" ”
Yifei turned his head to look at Zhang Wei, who also had a sausage mouth, and responded very approvingly: "It makes sense, with his character of picking the door, he will definitely not waste it!" ”
Yang San and Yifei chatted and returned to the apartment, knowing that they were in the hospital now, and there must be no one in 3601 at this time, so Yang San directly opened the door of 3602!
Who knew that he actually saw a very terrifying scene!!
Suddenly the luck dantian, the voice was like a bell, and he roared angrily:
"Don't..."