105. Recruit Deadpool
"This point...... That guy should be doing some physical exercises with Vanessa, move and move! ”
The mole subconsciously glanced at the time before raising an eyebrow at Abner and handing over the wine in his hand as he spoke.
Taking the mole's wine and drinking it directly, Abner's brow furrowed.
Sure enough, it's still juice or something, it's more suitable for you......
"What has that guy been doing lately? And what about Vanessa? ”
"What else can that Wade do? Wear his uniform all day long! ”
When he said the words "chivalrous and righteous", the mole deliberately accentuated his tone, to which Abner nodded suddenly.
"As for Vanessa? Looks like you quit your last job, right? You'll have to ask that guy specifically! ”
“OK! Then please give me the address of their house, I think I have a job here, Vanessa will like it! ”
As he spoke, a smug smile appeared on Abner's face.
……
Bang Bang Bang!
"Wade open the door, an old friend is coming for you! Open the door! ”
Bang Bang Bang!
"Wade, I know you're inside, open the door quickly, or I'll go straight in!"
With Abner's knocking on the door, I heard a burst of curses starting with F inside, accompanied by the sound of footsteps, Wade, who was naked and covered with horrific burns, appeared in front of the door with full of annoyance.
“Fuck!”
Facing Abner in front of the door, an undisguised middle finger was compared to the past.
"Hahaha! It's been a long time since you saw Wade, why don't you invite me in and sit? ”
Abner laughed nonchalantly.
"Wade, who's out there?"
In the midst of Abner's laughter, a sultry female voice in the room was heard.
"A yellow-haired and shameless bastard, even just standing next to him, I have the urge to vomit, vomit ......"
Although he said this, his body was slightly sideways, and he pulled Abner in front of the door directly.
"Abner! Do you know how my pure heart has been hurt by you? ”
"Forgot! You've forgotten me there! Do you know what it's like to have an ass pressed against your head? That ass is mine though, damn it...... Did I forget to wear my underwear that day? Or did you forget to wipe your ass? ”
“OK! None of this is the point! The point is that you forgot about me there! You've ignored my presence! ”
Amid Wade's chatter, Abner walked into the small apartment.
This apartment should be a long-term rented apartment for Wade and Vanessa, although it is not big, it is very clean and tidy and warm.
Turning his head to look at Wade, who was still chattering, it should be Vanessa's handiwork.
As Abner surveyed the room, the bathroom door opened and a long, brown-haired woman wearing a long T-shirt walked out.
Regardless of asking, this is Vanessa, who fascinated Wade.
Looking at Wade's naked upper body, the messy pair scattered all over the place, and Vanessa's clothes that had obviously just changed in the bathroom, it was obvious that she was doing something indescribable before, and it was no wonder that Wade was annoyed.
"I'm Abner, barely a friend of Wade!"
Looking at the confusion in Vanessa's eyes, Abner was the first to speak.
"Abner! I've heard Wade mention you, it's just ......"
Vanessa didn't say the rest of the words, but Abner knew that it would definitely not be a good word, but Abner didn't care, but said complimentarily: "In the mouths of Wade and the mole, Vanessa, your name makes my ears calloused, and it is really a big beauty, but when are you and Wade going to have a child?" ”
Child?
Not bad!
Abner's breakthrough is Vanessa!
With Abner's understanding of Wade, if he invited him to join the Manhattan Special Events Investigation Bureau, it would probably attract a series of complaints and ridicule, but Wade naturally has weaknesses.
This weakness is none other than Vanessa in front of her.
Sure enough, when she heard the child coming out of Abner's mouth, Vanessa's face first showed a little surprise, and then a look of interest flashed in her eyes.
"The child's business, how can it be so fast, it's not in a hurry now."
"Although there is no need to worry, but you must prepare in advance, for example, this house will definitely not work, it is too messy here and not suitable for the growth of the baby!"
Vanessa looked around and nodded.
"Is that guy Wade still working as a mercenary and killer to earn commissions lately?"
After receiving Vanessa's affirmative reply, Abner simply shook his head again and again.
"If you want children, then Wade's job is too dangerous! This kind of profession is the most likely to attract enemies to come to the door, and it is not good for the baby's growth in the future! ”
"For example, when your baby goes to school and people ask you what your father does, how do you ask the baby to answer?"
"So whether it's Wade or Vanessa, you need a stable and legal job, and a good living environment!"
Looking at Vanessa nodded in a trance, Abner couldn't help grinning at the corner of his mouth, and then gave a warm hug to Wade, who came over with a chatter behind the door.
"Man, you can't imagine what I've been through lately!"
"City Guardian, I am now the City Guardian of Manhattan, and I have also established the Manhattan Special Events Investigation Bureau, and recruited a large number of people, as my friend Now I need your help, is Wade interested in working for me?"
“NO! NO! NO! I don't have the kind of ungrateful, vengeful you who left me in that dark, damp cave! ”
"Do you know how I pulled my ass off my head piece by piece that day? The taste was so sour that it was like standing in a big snowfield and drinking a big glass of cold beer, and your stomach was rumbling! ”
“OH! Damn, I shouldn't be remembering that day! ”
"Wade, you're going to get a salary of at least half a million dollars a month, after taxes!"
"Uh...... Ahem, I'm not the kind of person who can be bought with money, no! ”
"Oh! OMG! ”
Wade and Vanessa's voices rang out almost at the same time.
"Wade, all of your previous actions will be legal! Including the Bald Eagle government, the military, and the parliament will become your backstage! ”
"Abner, you ......"
"Wade, shut up!"
Before Wade's nagging sounded, Vanessa directly and roughly pinched his mouth, and then excitedly motioned to Abner to continue.
"As a senior investigator of our Investigation Bureau, if you agree to join, you will receive a $1,000,000 settling-in fee in advance, after taxes!"
"Oh! Wade, I think we should talk! ”
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