I often go to a fruit stall downstairs to buy fruit to eat, thinking about bringing one for my colleagues, and every time I buy more than five catties. This afternoon, I went to buy another half box of oranges and a watermelon. At the checkout, the little girl who sold fruit whispered to me, "I have a boyfriend." I'm a little angry and funny in my heart, even you are here to bury me, right?

Colleagues sat and chatted together, and I joked that the fruit seller downstairs was so good, "The banana on the table is called Tianbao banana, when it is yellow, it is called Dole banana, when it is yellow, it is called Hainan banana, when it is spotted, it is called Thai spotted banana, and when it is dark, it is called African black banana." "A girl in the office was nibbling on the watermelon I bought, and she couldn't help laughing, bright red watermelon juice sprayed out from her nose and mouth, and the scene was very shocking, and she was bleeding!

I'm still me, funny, humorous, and suave. People couldn't see the pain in my stomach or the pain in my heart on my face. In fact, the smell of vomiting yesterday is still surging up from time to time with those dark emotions.

Browsing the article on the Internet, I stumbled upon the widely circulated "I drank too much last night and strayed into the depths of the grass." Vomiting, vomiting, startling countless mandarin ducks. The new campus version of "Like a Dream Order". Thinking of today's society and his own situation, he created a song by himself according to its rhythm: "I drank too much last night, and I still want to vomit when I get up." I think that I read countless people, and I always make mistakes. Since I was a child, I learned literature and practiced martial arts, thinking that I was a character. Unexpectedly, the boss is not small, but no one patronizes. Gangsters and hooligans have become pillars of the country. Bachelor's, master's, and doctor's degrees are all posturing. or embezzlement, bribery, or tax evasion. I can't learn either, which is a shame. People have a golden house, and I haven't paid my water and electricity bills yet. ”

She sent this masterpiece to Jingjing's classmates for appreciation, and she said that you should not be modest, according to the poem description, you will soon become a pillar of the country. When it came, she said remember to tell me the mystery I wanted, and if I came back, you wouldn't be able to cheat.

One night in August, when I was drinking with Qian Cheng and them, I suddenly received Jing's instructions, saying that I wanted to pick up someone at the airport early tomorrow morning, a beautiful woman! I started to think I was drunk and misheard.

I took out a 100 yuan red ticket and asked Don Juan how much it was, and he said that it was a piece, and asked me to give it to him first, and he would pay for it tonight, but I didn't give it to him, which means that I was not drunk. Later, I repeatedly confirmed that she was not drunk on the other end of the phone, but I didn't want to answer the person. She said, Lu Tu is a great beauty, and you will definitely regret it if you don't go.

I said, really?

She said, yes.

I said, go.

Early that morning, I woke me up with two alarm clocks, then spent 10 minutes tidying up and paid a fortune for a taxi to the airport. I really waited for a woman, according to the description of the message Jing sent me, I saw from a distance that there was indeed a long curly hair in the crowd, long legs in skinny jeans, and sunglasses smiling towards me. Damn, it's like a star, isn't it really a godsend? It's from far to near, and it's a beauty at first glance, but I'm not excited, only angry.

Jing actually came back.

Now that you have entered the set, you can only follow. I asked her how to arrange it, if she would go back to rest first, and I would get out early. Jing said: "No, the lunch box on the plane didn't taste right, and I was hungry, so I had long thought that you would take me to make up for it after getting off the plane." I said, "Then I'll invite you to Yang Yuxing to eat a bowl of noodles, right?" She said: "Next time, there is still a chance, I want to eat sugar and oil poop now, I have been thinking about it for a long time in other places." Let's go to Li Gong Temple. ”

I agree with this suggestion, because I myself have been a big fan of sugar and oil baba since I was a child. So I accompanied her to the Li Gong Temple, which is located opposite Xindaxin on Huangxing North Road, which is currently the most popular sugar and oil baba shop in Star City. There were dozens of people in line, and the queue lined up from Li Gongmiao to Huangxing North Road, and there were many people who took them home with lunch boxes to taste. Speaking of this fried sugar and oil poop, Master Jin Bingyan was apprenticed at the age of 13 in a catering company, and now he has returned to his old business after being laid off. Don't underestimate this small stall, there are also some Taiwanese and ** diners who come here, they say that traditional products that are well run like this should be protected in **, **allocated to free and cheap facades to support and operate. Having said that, the two of us stood on the side of the road with a bowl of yellow and hot sugar and oil in our hands, and ate all in one go, which was very happy. She patted her stomach and said that with this bottom, you can sleep peacefully, I think it's okay, send your aunt back first, and I'll go home to make up for sleep. She said, I'm not going home.

Jing said that she wanted to play outside by herself for a few days and then go back, no one cared, no one urged her to go back early, if she entered the house to let her parents know that she was back, she would not want to come out to play so comfortably. I looked at her in surprise for two seconds, "I won't accompany you in the wild!" She said, "Do you think you can run?" That tone made it impossible for me to avoid reality.

Early the next morning, I received a call from her from the hotel, and she insisted that I accompany her to visit the tomb of Zeng Guofan in Fulong Mountain, Wangcheng. I was surprised by her idea, going abroad to study Chinese history? I don't know why she suddenly became interested in the ancients, and she is not a romantic figure like Tang Bohu or even Zhou Yu, I think I will never be able to judge her next thought. Because the road is not close, I had to call the future to drive with us.