Chapter 110: Not easy to greet
Sister Hua is very good at making the atmosphere, and after she came, the decibel level in the private room has increased a lot, and she took the initiative to sing a song Xu Xiaofeng's "Tianya Singer" and a song of Guan Mucun's "Toast Song". I was surprised to sing so well, I should admit that her voice is very good, she belongs to the mezzo-soprano, and from the songs she chooses, it is obvious that she also knows that she knows how to promote her strengths and avoid her weaknesses, although these songs are relatively not fashionable and trendy, but they are very atmospheric, and they can quite suppress the scene. Then she interjected a lively dance song, she turned on the spotlights, turned up the stereo very loudly, and asked everyone to get up and dance. Seeing that I was not very active, she pulled me up and jumped with her. She was very open, I was a little nervous, relatively speaking, here and now she is an old cow and I am a young grass, I am always vigilant to keep a distance from her. It is said that this kind of hot dance moment is an industry routine that many moms will come to, get up and move their muscles, the wine will be digested faster, and the hotel can earn you more wine money.
After the dance music ended, Sister Hua and her team left like a whirlwind and went to other private rooms for a visit. Before leaving, she said to Wen Jing and Xiaoxue: "Accompany your respective guests, if you don't accompany Huang to trouble, I will also settle accounts with you!" Wen Jing immediately pretended to make a gesture, grabbed my arm with one hand and picked a snack with the other hand and sent it to my mouth, "Come, husband, I'll feed you, don't you leave me." ”
I don't know when the little sister at the party likes to call the male guest her husband to show intimacy. Many people think that the title of husband is imported from abroad, but in fact, it is not a foreign product, but the historical tradition of the Chinese nation. It is said that the word "husband" first appeared in the Qing Dynasty, and it is not like words such as Xianggong and Fujun to refer to husbands. During the Manchu Qing Dynasty, some eunuchs still had lingering flowers, liked to visit brothels, and spent money, but could not complete it, so they hated to torture prostitutes to relieve the itch in their hearts. Prostitutes in the capital are most afraid of encountering such characters, and privately call them "husbands", which is a kind of contempt and insult to eunuchs, similar to "turtle duke".
I said that whoever calls me these two words again in the future, I will beat her, and she must be called "official" or "husband", and after marriage, she can be called "lover".
There were many people, the atmosphere was good, the wine was drunk quickly, and in a blink of an eye, the foreign wine on the table, including the Chivas Regal gift, was wiped out. Huang Yue looked very happy today, he himself drank very high, he said: "I am responsible for today's wine to the end, you just drink it, don't say that my brother came to me and drank the wine well, it was too shameless." He gave the key to Young Master Long and asked him to help him go to the trunk of the car to pick up his treasure, the authentic Remy Ma
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Louis 13, also known as the French Rémy Martin Louis XIII. Young Master Long said to me, you still have face, our friends have coveted his bottle of wine for a long time, and he has always refused to share it.
The wine was drunk until the early hours of the morning, and when it was time to leave, Huang Yue stuffed the two hotel room cards into the hands of Don Juan and me, saying that he wanted us to take each of us upstairs to rest, and he didn't care about tips or anything, he arranged everything. "It's not easy to greet friends from afar!" Huang Yue, this buddy has done his best, and we all think he is a good brother.
The hotel room is more luxurious, with all the facilities, I estimate that it is a special love room. There is a red sling on the bed, which is said to have come from the east of Shenzhen. I used to read Professor Liu Dalin's book, there is a picture of the Spring Palace, and the swing is also used**, which is similar. However, I think this job is as difficult to operate as the docking of Tiangong personally, and I guess I can't withstand that kind of toss.
As soon as Wenwen entered the door, she consciously took off her clothes and went to take a shower first, so I had to turn on the TV and lie on the bed and wait for her to finish before going to the shower, and I fell asleep after a while. She forcibly woke me up and dragged me to take a shower, saying that my snoring was so loud that it completely drowned out the sound on the TV. She was half-wrapped in a towel and posed, and although I had taken a shower and calmed down a little, I still had no sexual interest.
It's not that I'm morally noble, firstly, because I am not very cold at the first impression of her, and secondly, because I drink too much alcohol. It's not impossible to get a guy to go and sleep with a girl he wasn't interested in, but only if he's a hungry wolf, and obviously I'm not; And I personally don't like to have sex after drinking, people are numb and boring and hurt their bodies. After excessive drinking, due to the stimulating effect of alcohol, the straight organs of some men will be in a state of excitement and congestion, and the local ability of people in excitement will also become numb, which may be helpful for symptoms such as impotence and premature ejaculation during sexual life, but I don't need it. In this case, the excessive sexual intercourse is also a kind of depletion to the body. Studies have shown that alcohol is a gonadoxin, and if it is excessive or prolonged, it can cause gonadal toxicity, especially in men's testicles, and the level of testosterone in the blood decreases. If this is often the case, the sensitivity of the genitals will also be reduced, and there will be ** dysfunction, and it is easy to become infertile, which sounds quite scary.
Wenwen still didn't give up, behaved very considerately, and had a lot of work ethic, she said you are tired, or I will help you get a massage first......
In fact, I was entangled in my heart for a while, you said that this person's song was also sung with you, the wine was drunk, the room was opened, the bed was served, and the money was paid, if you want to do something, isn't it a little like that? I discussed with my "second child", if you also get up, you should complete the task, otherwise people will think you are incompetent, and I won't be able to hang my face when I spread the word about my eldest brother. But it seems to be more drunk than me, showing a rare backbone, just don't bird you. I can't help it, I can't use two fingers to cooperate with Miss Wenwen to complete her work tonight, then I will really become a "husband"!
Wenwen said, do you dislike me and look down on us as young ladies. I said really not, what I said was from my heart, I have been messing around for so long and I have pursued standing and earning money, I envy her in this regard, I can earn money while lying down, what right do I have to look down on her?
"Why should you be a prostitute in the future!?" If I told you that this was said by the Queen Mother Chrysostom herself, you might not believe it or even spray rice, but it's true. It was indeed said by the Empress Dowager Hu of the Northern Qi Dynasty during the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and she also practiced it in this way. As the saying goes, everyone has their own aspirations, no matter whether they are high or low, they all serve the people, and those who work hard to get rich must be respected by everyone.
That being the case, Wenwen said: "Then I'll sleep with you, I won't go back to the dormitory so late today, it's more comfortable to sleep here, hehe." You're not going to chase me away, are you? "I don't care, the bed is so big anyway.