229. Playing hooligans are so high-sounding
This time, Ye Xin really had nowhere to escape, going around and around, she still didn't escape from Miss Li's clutches, and even escaped to other people's territory inexplicably.
"The light boat is big?! How did you get to the police station? ”
Miss Li's surprise was no less than Ye Xin's, but she was more of a surprise, and Ye Xin was frightened.
Ye Xin rubbed his forehead and said, "I'm lost." ”
"Why are you hiding from me? Every time you run away before you can say a word, do I scare you? ”
That's right, you're scared.
Ye Xin flattened his mouth, dodged behind Jiang Lin, and said, "Uh...... I appreciate that you like my book, but I can't resist the way you urge you to do it, both offline and online. I swear, I will continue to change in the future, write well, but in order to advance the plot, there are places where I should be abused, and I will not be soft-hearted, even if you chase and kill me, it is useless, I have a professional bottom line in writing. ”
Ye Xin finally spread out her words this time, and after finishing speaking, she felt refreshed, and the pimple in her heart was also relaxed. Miss Li was stunned after listening to it, Ye Xin thought she was amazed by her words, but suddenly heard her speak:
"Great, is this handsome guy the SSS-level god player who helped you play the game to get revenge?"
Ye Xin: "......"
The old lady is so sincere and bitter to reason with you, your attention is all on him!
/Flip the table//Flip the table/
Ye Xin was stunned by Miss Li's words, and her breath was neither up nor down, but Miss Li was full of interest, walked up and down in front of Jiang Lin, and said with a golden light in her eyes: "Handsome guy, you are Qingzhou's boyfriend, and you are the computer genius who writes code for the State Top Secret Office?" ”
Jiang Lin: "......"
If you don't remind me, I'll forget about it.
Jiang Lin twitched the corners of his mouth, hugged Ye Xin's shoulder, and said, "I won't reveal about - what kind of computer genius or the like, after all, it's easy to be taken away mysteriously if you talk too much." But I'm not your boyfriend, I'm her husband. ”
"What?!" Miss Li's eyes widened and looked at Ye Xin, "Da Da, you are actually married!" When is it, why don't you post the marriage certificate on Weibo! ”
“…… I'm just a code word dog, and I'm not a star, why do I have to make an official announcement when I get married. ”
"You're a star in my heart! My super star! ”
Ye Xin: "......"
It is not easy for her to have such a brainless fan in her life.
*
Ye Xin came out of the police station and felt that half of her life was gone, Miss Li pisted her and asked her a lot of questions, she had the illusion that the police were interrogating prisoners, so she almost took a big searchlight and slapped her in the face.
was finally released, but in fact, it was only half an hour, but it gave her the illusion that she had passed half her life.
"I decided to find an outlet to vent today by breaking off." Ye Xin held Jiang Lin's arm, and a wisp of soul seemed to spit out from his mouth.
Jiang Lin chuckled and said, "I advise you to be kind, otherwise there will be more and more book fans like Wang Tiezhu who are chasing you from the ends of the world." ”
“…… I'm still having a hard time. Ye Xin snorted lightly.
The two of them were not in a hurry, they walked slowly on the street, and finally came to the capital, they couldn't waste the opportunity of this sightseeing, although they tossed enough just now, but how could the vitality Xiaoxin be defeated by a Li Fugui.
There are a lot of pedestrians coming and going on the street, it is the middle of summer in July and August, and it is also the season for girls to let go of themselves and wear hot pants and short skirts.
Ye Xin looked at the legs first, stared at the legs of the young ladies passing by like a pervert, and looked down at the long skirt that covered his calves, a little unhappy.
She originally wanted to wear a beautiful little short skirt, just like the Japanese sailor uniform she wore on the plane to S City that day, but Jiang Lin had to let her wear this plaid shirt and long skirt, saying that this one looked better than that short skirt.
Hmph, her legs are much better looking than those girls who come and go, but they don't show it.
Ye Xin pouted, and pointed to a girl who was standing on the side of the road waiting for the car and turned her head and asked Jiang Lin: "Husband, your girl is so beautiful~"
Jiang Lin didn't speak, vaguely feeling that she was throwing a proposition over.
"Especially her beautiful legs, I envy them~"
"Not as good as yours." Jiang Lin replied carefully, but he also told the truth, in his eyes, Xin Xin was the most beautiful, and he was beautiful everywhere.
Ye Xin raised his eyebrows, feeling that his vanity was satisfied, and he was about to ascend to heaven. But it wasn't over yet, she continued: "But it's a shame that you won't let me show my legs, and you can't compete with her." ”
Jiang Lin turned his head to look at her and asked, "What exactly do you want to say?" ”
"Hee-hee, actually, I want to wear short-"
"Don't even think about it."
Ye Xin: "......"
I don't want to finish my words!
Ye Xin glared at him angrily and roared, "On such a hot day, why can't I wear short skirts and shorts!" ”
Jiang Lin frowned, he took a deep breath, looked up around, then grabbed Ye Xin's shoulder, pointed in a direction and said in her ear, "Four o'clock, what do you see?" ”
"A man."
"That's not an ordinary man, that's a pervert. Look at his eyes, look at the leg of a girl next to him, it's just obscene! ”
Ye Xin: "......"
Where is the obscenity! The gentleman just glanced at it casually, and didn't keep staring. And this is a normal reaction of a person, everyone has a love for beauty, and she can't help but look at the beautiful young lady twice.
Ye Xin said that she didn't understand Jiang Lin, and threw him an idiot look.
Jiang Lin did not waver in his opinion at all, seeing that a man was looking at Ye Xin, he stared back at those gazes one by one with cold eyes, and the hand holding Ye Xin's shoulder continued to tighten, he said: "Man is physiologically a creature that is easy to be dominated by sex, which has been proven by science. There are perverts everywhere, and you're still so pretty, I certainly wouldn't dare let you wear short skirts and shorts, what if you get targeted by some bastard. ”
Ye Xin twitched the corner of his mouth, stretched out a finger and nodded on his chest, and said, "Don't forget that you are also a man, and indiscriminate attacks on the majority of male compatriots will injure yourself by mistake." ”
"Of course I'm different."
"Isn't it all creatures that are easy to be dominated by SEX?"
"I am your husband, and my hooligan to you is protected by the law, which is conducive to family harmony and social harmony. Human reproduction has the significance of primitive progress. ”
Ye Xin: "......"
It's the first time I've heard that playing hooligans can be so high-sounding, and it's worthy of you.
Ye Xin's wish to wear a small skirt failed to come true, and he was almost brainwashed by Jiang Lin.